A friend of mine passed me a link to this HOMGWTFawesome flash BITCHSLAPPING game last night and SERIOUSLY, I'm still baffled at how stupid and WTF yet entertaining this game is! Only people in Japan can come up with this kind of concept... for a game!!!!

So here's how the story goes...

YOU play a girl named Reiko. You are a commoner. You live in the 19th century or so.
You married the eldest son (and apparently heir) to the noble family of Tsubaki Shouji.
Unfortunately, your dear dear husband DIED the day after you get married (WTF?)
Your husband's family HATES you to death.
They think your commoner blood pollutes their noble blood and does not acknowledge the fact that you are your husband's wife. They want to banish you.
But YOU, with your girlpower attitude, say NEVER!!! You are the rightful wife of your husband, and YOU WILL FIGHT BACK!!!

And so the battle begins... (the battle of bitchslapping that is!) And I mean it LITERALLY, coz you're slapping a bunch of bitches in this game!!!

First you meet the sister. She's probably the bimbo of the family, therefore she's easiest to beat coz she's nothing but a brainless head sitting atop big boobs.

YOU SLAP HER!!!

AND SHE SLAPS YOU BACK!!!

And that's pretty much how the rest of the game goes....

What's even more great about it is that you ACTUALLY INFLICT INJURIES to your bitchpponents! Everytime you slap them it leaves a mark! Either a bruise, broken tooth or a bleeding nose WTF! THIS GAME IS VIOLENT!!!!!

...maybe only women in the 19th century were such bitchslapping drama queens? Well, at least that's how it's always portrayed in movies or TV shows, isn't it? XD

When both sisters is out YOU MEET MITSUDA (or Sanda I dunno) LOL... she's a fat, feisty housekeeper who will KNOCK YOU OUT instantly with one blow of her knuckles!!! But that's not even the scary ones yet...

...meet the Mistress of the house... the OKU-SAMA! From the outside she seems to be a stern but harmless old lady...

...UNTIL SHE SUDDENLY TURNS INTO A DEMON!!!

WTFFFFFF!!!

Seriously dude... that old witch is FRAKKING CREEPY!!!! When I first started playing IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT last night I totally freaked out when she suddenly turned all demon-like with those demonic eyes!!! Oh she's quite a handful too coz she's very good with her EVASION, like she has some kind of ASTRAL PROJECTION TECHNIQUE OR SOMETHING WTF!!! XD XD XD

This game is seriously HILARIOUS!!!! XD And for awhile I thought this creepy demonic witch was the last boss until I beat her and met...

THE FAT MEDUSA GRAND MISTRESS!!!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! コワイィィィィィ~

A single blow from Fat Medusa could reduce you by TWO power bars!!! HOLY SMOKES!!! XD XD XD XD

God, seriously, WHO CAME UP WITH THIS HILARIOUS CR4P!?!?! I wanna thank them! This is awesome, seriously, I will NEVER BE BORED IN THE OFFICE EVER AGAIN!!! XD Now I'm perfecting my slapping and evasion techniques as well as my counter-slapping timing!!! Oh yeah... you don't just slap your bitchpponent, you evade her slaps and counter along the way too!!! It's all in good mindless fun when you really have nothing to do. This is freaking awesome sh1t yo~ XD

Wanna give it a try???

CLICK HERE TO START BITCHSLAPPING XD

IMPORTANT NOTE:
A laser-precision mouse would be very essential to the success of your game!!! If you have a button mouse or a trackball, seriously, you'll get bitchslapped to death XDDDDD

HAVE FUN BITCHSLAPPING~!!!!!! XD

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Posted on > 07/19/2007 16:50pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: tsumomo [Member]

haha! i'm happily slapping people too --
wah the last woman very hard. i managed to hit her till left 3 lifes T___To

07/20/2007 @ 00:08

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

*dies laughing* OMG! Nere, this game is funny but your comment cracks me up!!! XDD I read your entry at work today, and laughed nonstop that my coworkers thought I went crazy because of the business plan!! LOL

This is sooooooooooo hilarious! I really have to try it this weekend!

Thanks for the much needed laugh Nere! *chu*

07/20/2007 @ 12:40

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

HAHAHAHA I passed the 2nd level already... I tried the HARDEST level but FAT MEDUSA kept knocking me out LOL XD XD XD seriously THE HARDEST LEVEL IS WTFFFFFFFF they only giveus 3 flowers and Fat Medusa gets like... 1002845 flowers or something ~____~

ROFL DONT GET HOOKED NOW XD

07/20/2007 @ 14:43

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

omg.. i'm playing the easiest level and i'm DYING.
and i TOTALLY facebooked it. XD i must spread the bitch slapping.

07/20/2007 @ 18:46

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

้holy cow, i've spent the past 3 hours slapping faces XDDDD oh boy, I need more practices!

this game is really entertaining LOL

07/21/2007 @ 12:01

Comment from: you [Visitor]

LOL this is so hirarious
the old lady that became demontic and has light/laser flashing from her eyes
that's my favorite haha ~

07/22/2007 @ 23:59

Comment from: DiTHeRs [Visitor]

NYAAAH! I never went past the demonic mistress of the house. That bakemono killed me in one slap! I guess Im a lover not a fighter after all~


(>.

07/23/2007 @ 13:55

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

*lolololololol* OMG. That was too funny! My sister sat here and watched me bitchslap my way to the head of the family. That has got to be the silliest thing I've ever seen...but it was so fun. That made my day ^__^.

07/27/2007 @ 08:29

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

mouahahah that's a really hum... interesting game ? ^^ but it can be cool to express the anger you accumulate in everyday life ^^ just slap girls on video games !

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