I can't believe that instead of writing about recent blockbuster movies I've seen such as Transformers, Live Free or Die Hard, or even the latest Potter installment, it is actually this ridiculously crappy movie that compelled me to open a WRITE NEW POST page and actually start writing here XD When it arrived at the theaters I absolutely REFUSE REFUSE REFUSEDDDD to spend a single cent to watch it in the cinemas because of how CRAPPY it looks. Well, I was right. It really is as crappy as it looks, but nevertheless when you're not doing anything on a Sunday night and nothing else more interesting is on because a boring political debate has decided to delay Shokura by an hour... well, it makes a pretty good entertainment. So that makes it a GOOD BAD MOVIE? XD

Well at least it seemed like they did shoot the movie in Japan though, AT LEAST the Japan set makes it interesting for me. I can't stop laughing when the dad made him wear those Japanese highschool uniforms you always see in doramas and mangas though, like DUDE, A WHITE BOY WHO SPEAKS NO JAPANESE WHATSOEVER GETS FORCED INTO A SCHOOL UNIFORM AND SENT TO A LOCAL JAPANESE SCHOOL??? WTF??? Shouldn't he be enrolled in an INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL??? And in this freakin' local school there's also a gaijin girl and BOW WOW (who isn't so Li'l anymore! XD) IT'S SOOOO FUNNY!!! WTFFFF??

I kinda missed the first part so I have no idea why the white boy did wrong in the States that got him shipped over to his military dad in Japan. I just know he got into trouble that has something to do with car racing? I only stumbled on the part when he arrived at his dad's CUBICLE APARTMENT and his dad reprimanding him to STAY THE FRAK AWAY FROM CARS, but what does he do in his FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? He goes racing and successfully pissed off the BMOC hotshot YAKUZA who looks more like a Hongkong gangster dude than Japanese!!! DUDE IN FACT, EVERY SINGLE JAPANESE PERSON WHO HAS ENGLISH LINES DOES NOT LOOK JAPANESE OR SOUND LIKE THEY COULD SPEAK JAPANESE AT ALL!!! And then I went to IMDB and every single one of them had like... CHINESE SURNAMES!!! Why can't Hollywood just get JAPANESE PEOPLE to play JAPANESE PEOPLE??? Is it because they can't find a single Japanese actor who can speak English... or what? LOL...

And the 30-second cameo of Satoshi Tsumabuki was pretty cool, even though he only had TWO FREAKIN' LINES... "Yokoso!!!" and "GO!!!!" WTFFFFF it would've been cooler if he was given a more substantial role than what he was credited for on IMDB: "Exceedingly Handsome Guy" XDDDD That was sooooo WTFROFLLLLL I think I've actually seen this credit before when I first heard that SaTsu was doing a cameo for this film, and I laughed to death then, and I'M STILL LAUGHING TO DEATH NOW!!!! That's probably the most WTF credit I've ever encountered though... "Exceedingly Handsome Guy" THUD... AT LEAST if they had only said "Handsome Guy" it would be normal, but "EXCEEDINGLY HANDSOME" is just too... LOL~ it's like being credited as "HOPELESSLY STUPID FRIEND" instead of just "STUPID FRIEND"

Oh what a crappily entertaining movie this was. I'm actually gonna check my TV Guide to see if there's a rerun so I can catch the beginning ROFL. Seriously, it's so mindlessly entertaining XD Haha... oh crap why am I actually talking about this movie and not translating the latest Takiren? Let me get to it right now... I think I can be officially crowned as the laziest Takki fan on earth now ==33

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Posted on > 07/16/2007 15:34pm by Nefretiri
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Comment from: naughtiest [Visitor]

ROFL! I've seen this movie before but couldn't really remember its details since I was going like.. WTF! all the time throughout the movie XDD The logic was non-existent, everything is just all about car racing~ LOL

mindlessly (or brainlessly?) entertaining it is!

07/17/2007 @ 02:10

Comment from: knotdoll [Member]

the DK dude and that.. long hair dude...han?? are both korean actually.. so korean it was hilarious.. they think they can put any asian on and just call them any asian race.. PEOPLE CAN TELL! i practically LIVE in korea! satoshi was the ONLY reason i watched tokyo drift and man was he one hot mama ;) ..exceeding handsome man lol... guess they're not wrong there though



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