I'm the laziest Takki fan alive... gomen nasai XD

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 308 - July 11, 2007
Otsukarechan
Starting tomorrow it will be 2 shows a day all the way to the last show yo I'm all fired up and ready to go This time around "Takizawa Enbujou" is actually harder than before ne But I can do it! But there's a saying, "An entertainer must accomplish one's art" and given those words I do it
All the kouhais are also doing their best yo We all still have a long way to go Complaints are strictly prohibited ne That is the rule of the Takizawa-gumi desu

Not much updates lately from him. He must be really busy with Enbujou I guess... so did you all get your Enbujou DVDs? To be honest I've repeated Part 1 & 3 like about 3 times already in the first 2 days I got my DVD but the Yoshitsune part.... .... I still haven't been able to get through it XD Hahaaa... Cyn also told me last time when she went to see Enbujou that the Yoshitsune part is haha NO KIDDING! I guess maybe when I really do have NOTHING AND NOTHING ELSE TO WATCH, I'll really dedicate few hours to focus on the Enbujou Yoshitsune. But aside that, my favorite part is probably the drummer boy dance OMG SOOO CUTE! Then Byakkotai and the Gojyou Bridge scene is suuuper pretty OMG

Anyway... I've started my Takizawa Rengou Translation Project last week (this is me trying to get off the hook from the "laziest Takki fan in the world" title) XDDDD But I still have a long way to go... and I DUNNO WHY BUT SEEMS THAT THE EARLIER VOLUMES ARE ACTUALLY HARDER TO TRANSLATE???! What, did his Nihongo like... DEGRADE into KODOMO LEVEL as he ages older??? LOL XD Anyway, I'm archiving them on HT but it's not open yet. I hope I can get over this laziness (Read: STOP PLAYING AROUND FOR HOURS AND HOURS ON FACEBOOK XD) and start transcribing and translating hahaa XD

Oh I keep forgetting to reply skammie too (at least I don't think I've replied?) XD Yes, you may link me of course! Thank you

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Posted on > 07/25/2007 16:49pm by Nefretiri
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A friend of mine passed me a link to this HOMGWTFawesome flash BITCHSLAPPING game last night and SERIOUSLY, I'm still baffled at how stupid and WTF yet entertaining this game is! Only people in Japan can come up with this kind of concept... for a game!!!!

So here's how the story goes...

YOU play a girl named Reiko. You are a commoner. You live in the 19th century or so.
You married the eldest son (and apparently heir) to the noble family of Tsubaki Shouji.
Unfortunately, your dear dear husband DIED the day after you get married (WTF?)
Your husband's family HATES you to death.
They think your commoner blood pollutes their noble blood and does not acknowledge the fact that you are your husband's wife. They want to banish you.
But YOU, with your girlpower attitude, say NEVER!!! You are the rightful wife of your husband, and YOU WILL FIGHT BACK!!!

And so the battle begins... (the battle of bitchslapping that is!) And I mean it LITERALLY, coz you're slapping a bunch of bitches in this game!!!

First you meet the sister. She's probably the bimbo of the family, therefore she's easiest to beat coz she's nothing but a brainless head sitting atop big boobs.

YOU SLAP HER!!!

AND SHE SLAPS YOU BACK!!!

And that's pretty much how the rest of the game goes....

> READ MORE...

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Posted on > 07/19/2007 16:50pm by Nefretiri
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I can't believe that instead of writing about recent blockbuster movies I've seen such as Transformers, Live Free or Die Hard, or even the latest Potter installment, it is actually this ridiculously crappy movie that compelled me to open a WRITE NEW POST page and actually start writing here XD When it arrived at the theaters I absolutely REFUSE REFUSE REFUSEDDDD to spend a single cent to watch it in the cinemas because of how CRAPPY it looks. Well, I was right. It really is as crappy as it looks, but nevertheless when you're not doing anything on a Sunday night and nothing else more interesting is on because a boring political debate has decided to delay Shokura by an hour... well, it makes a pretty good entertainment. So that makes it a GOOD BAD MOVIE? XD

Well at least it seemed like they did shoot the movie in Japan though, AT LEAST the Japan set makes it interesting for me. I can't stop laughing when the dad made him wear those Japanese highschool uniforms you always see in doramas and mangas though, like DUDE, A WHITE BOY WHO SPEAKS NO JAPANESE WHATSOEVER GETS FORCED INTO A SCHOOL UNIFORM AND SENT TO A LOCAL JAPANESE SCHOOL??? WTF??? Shouldn't he be enrolled in an INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL??? And in this freakin' local school there's also a gaijin girl and BOW WOW (who isn't so Li'l anymore! XD) IT'S SOOOO FUNNY!!! WTFFFF??

I kinda missed the first part so I have no idea why the white boy did wrong in the States that got him shipped over to his military dad in Japan. I just know he got into trouble that has something to do with car racing? I only stumbled on the part when he arrived at his dad's CUBICLE APARTMENT and his dad reprimanding him to STAY THE FRAK AWAY FROM CARS, but what does he do in his FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? He goes racing and successfully pissed off the BMOC hotshot YAKUZA who looks more like a Hongkong gangster dude than Japanese!!! DUDE IN FACT, EVERY SINGLE JAPANESE PERSON WHO HAS ENGLISH LINES DOES NOT LOOK JAPANESE OR SOUND LIKE THEY COULD SPEAK JAPANESE AT ALL!!! And then I went to IMDB and every single one of them had like... CHINESE SURNAMES!!! Why can't Hollywood just get JAPANESE PEOPLE to play JAPANESE PEOPLE??? Is it because they can't find a single Japanese actor who can speak English... or what? LOL...

And the 30-second cameo of Satoshi Tsumabuki was pretty cool, even though he only had TWO FREAKIN' LINES... "Yokoso!!!" and "GO!!!!" WTFFFFF it would've been cooler if he was given a more substantial role than what he was credited for on IMDB: "Exceedingly Handsome Guy" XDDDD That was sooooo WTFROFLLLLL I think I've actually seen this credit before when I first heard that SaTsu was doing a cameo for this film, and I laughed to death then, and I'M STILL LAUGHING TO DEATH NOW!!!! That's probably the most WTF credit I've ever encountered though... "Exceedingly Handsome Guy" THUD... AT LEAST if they had only said "Handsome Guy" it would be normal, but "EXCEEDINGLY HANDSOME" is just too... LOL~ it's like being credited as "HOPELESSLY STUPID FRIEND" instead of just "STUPID FRIEND"

Oh what a crappily entertaining movie this was. I'm actually gonna check my TV Guide to see if there's a rerun so I can catch the beginning ROFL. Seriously, it's so mindlessly entertaining XD Haha... oh crap why am I actually talking about this movie and not translating the latest Takiren? Let me get to it right now... I think I can be officially crowned as the laziest Takki fan on earth now ==33

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Posted on > 07/16/2007 15:34pm by Nefretiri
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If you're wondering what exactly I've been doing these days, I'll tell you that I have recently found a new goal in my life, and said goal is: "TO BECOME THE WORLD CHAMPION OF FLIXSTER'S NEVERENDING MOVIE QUIZ" I've climbed from rank 1.2-MILLION-something to rank 70-THOUSAND-something in just a matter of days so that's pretty good right? I've cut down 2 digits!!!

...AND SOON I WILL BE NUMERO UNO MWAHAHAHAH *Dr.Evil laugh*

But after answering somewhat about close to 600-ish questions (and ready to vomit blood if I see another question that has anything to do with The Breakfast Club) something finally popped up last night that deserves to be commemorated here forever DESPITE that it is probably one of the most stupid and unchallenging questions I've encountered in the Neverending Movie Quiz:

THANK YOU FLIXSTER!!!!!!
YES, JENSEN ACKLES IS HOT
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT! ROFL!!!!

SOON, MY FRIENDS... SOON... MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Mark my words, this movie geek will become THE WORLD CHAMPION..... but before that, I'm going off to see Transformers for the 2nd time! AUTOBOTS, ROLLOUT!

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Posted on > 07/06/2007 14:20pm by Nefretiri
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