Backlogged Takiren
Just got around to do it...

Have you had a chance to use your business cards? When all you Takiren employees meet, show it to each other! It doesn't do anything but I just like it 
Lately there's been this fad on the way we speak between me and my friend
Before we would add "-like" on every end of the word but lately it's something like that but only for every business word. For example, "sushi"'s business word is SHI-SU. Karaoke is O-KE-KA-RA. But the way we do it is we don't change a thing
Sushi becomes SU-SHI-. Karaoke becomes KA-RA-O-KE-. It has a little bit of a western style ne
It's kinda useless to do but I'm so into it yo
I-MA-I-TSU-BA-SA-. etc ne
It's kinda hard to explain this in writing so I wanna explain this directly
I think right now the people who half-understood it probably have no reaction or so 
PA-I-PA-i-
OK so let me try to comprehend this new Takigo...
Erm, like... TA-KI-ZA-WA--HI-DE-A-KI--WA--BA-KA--DE-SU--?? XD

So every morning is so early yo
It's so hot, and it was a black kite, taihen da yo
This is the first time doing a PAPA role da yo 
It feels like, finally
Actually I still kinda wanna do a student rabu-rabu story 

During breaks, they would all be like, DAKKO!!
to me
(I think "dakko" is either asking for a hug, or to be carried XD) Mou~ I wanna eat them up 






because they're so cute yo
It's kinda hard to tell you about the tricycle part... so I'll leave it to your imagination. Today also there's a lot of dakkos going on~
Aa, all you employees don't do dakko, but in the middle of Shibuya, please do a group somersault exercise ne
Takki..... please lah... we'd rather dakko dakko with you than to SOMERSAULT EXERCISE IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN' SHIBUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


But OMG, the kids all keep wanting to "dakko" with him... I can just imagine it!!! He really is such a natural papa character, like when he was the leader of the Juniors and always taking care of all his kouhais, I think he's just born that way!!! You know how there are actually people who kids don't wanna go near because I think kids have instincts on which are the kid-lovers and which is the kid-haters? Children obviously can tell that Takki is the kid-lover and thats why they adore him so much too!!! AHHH LUCKY LUCKY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
TAKKI!!!!!!!!! I ALSO WANNA DAKKO WITH YOU!!! LOL XD

Let's go all fired up yo
From afternoon lets go yo 

If your voice is very small its really yu-ru-sa-na-i-
. (yurusanai = unforgivable) This is so hard to explain 
There's dorama and there's Enbujou and there's the concert, and then there's orange juice
But I'll do my best wa
If I suddenly walk out with a black kite in the middle of the concert, MEN-GO
(gomen) Lately all these black kite stuff keeps coming out 
Where the heck did orange juice pop up from??? LOL... so Takki is still obsessed with fresh pulpy orange juice? *DIES*.... I wonder who introduced him to it? At least it's better that we're hearing more of him mentioning "orange juice" than "beer" LOL 

I don't know whats up with all the talk about "black kite" but I have a feeling it's probably something from the dorama??? I guess we'll find out once we watch??

The long tour has wrapped up safely
I feel like there's always so much fun and great memories from you all. Thanks to all the staff too for making this precious moment possible
Let's do it again ne~
Tomorrow I'm going to continue with the dorama again da
I'm going back into the mood but I don't wanna do the kite thing 

Anyway now I'm in the car on the way to the airport desu. Tsubasa is behind me! He's now on his keitai. Maybe he's looking again
[at Takiren?] Niya-niya, TOROOO--N~
PON.
VETAMASANACHIKA
PAI-PAI
Don't ask me what that "VETAMASANACHIKA" is!!!! I have a feeling he just punched random keys onto his keitai??!!! I have no idea what the frak it means!!! Takki!!!!! XDDDDD

Iya~ it was so short but I really learned so much
To all the staff, otsukaresama deshita
To Kawai,
Your ability to wake up is not so bad yo 
But it was quite a piece of work 
We'll phone again soon wa
To my son,
Dorama ochukarechamadechita
N~ Papa ne, sabishii yo
Genki de ganbarun dechu yo~ Papa mo ganbaru kara 

(Translation:
Dorama otsukaresama deshita. Papa is very lonely [without you] yo. Be genki and do your best yo~ Papa will also do my best)
To my wife.
Aa, I bought the handsoap
To all the employees.
KORA--






Looks like Enbujou DVD is releasing da zo
To put it bluntly, PROPAGATE da--



President is heading to the real performance so it's a lot of training days, so you all have to look out for the company
This is kinda out there but I suddenly thought of a question.
What kind of shape is the universe??
The correct answer is.
I also have no idea.
I've heard that it's an octagonal shape. Is it for real kana? 
GOD IS THAT BABYTALK too cute or what!!!!
Ahhh holy crappp I'm dying to see him babytalk to his "sons" in the dorama now!!!!!! AUGUST 18 HAYAKU KOIIIIII YOOOO!!!
Takizawa Hideaki, you're such a crackpot idol!