God, rewatching the first half of Spiderman 3 was a total DRAG!!!! I keep wishing I had a remote so I can just FAST FORWARD through the first half that I've seen already before I walked out of the theatre due to that multiple projector-jam fiasco on May 2!!! While I'm actually a person who LOVES watching movies multiple times, but sorry, Spidey... it was already a huge big drag just getting through the first half FOR THE SECOND TIME. Seriously, I won't be able to go through another sitting unless it's a FFWD-able DVD! XD Although, whenever I think of James Franco I'm kinda TEMPTED to go for another viewing at the cinema while taking multiple toilet breaks in the non-Harry Osborn scenes because

GOD, HARRY OSBORN IS SUCH A DREAMBOAT

I'm so sorry but YES, you are soooo witnessing another one of my uragiri episodes ==33 OMG like I have such a huge big hopeless crush on Harry Osborn now Clark who? Dean who? Logan who???

HAAAARRRYYYYY!!!!!!

I'm sooooo deeeeaaaad *_*

Warning: Spoilers beyond the click!

I have no idea why kind of Love Potion #9 James Franco uses for shooting Spiderman 3 because in Spidey 1 & 2 I always thought Harry was just... meh. BUT OMG in this 3rd installment, when he appeared out of nowhere and swooped on that Goblin glider thingy to attack a very dorky Peter riding a very dorky motorcycle... *DIES*...

And then my totally favorite parts of Harry Osborn was his AMNESIA PERIOD. After he got zonked on the head in that first fight with Peter, he experienced amnesia and he forgot all his hatred and vengeful thougts towards Peter and just became this super cheery totally tranquilized by industrial strength dose of HAPPY Harry Osborn. DIES x100000000. SO. FREAKIN'. CUTEEEE!!! Like that scene when he wakes up at the hospital room and broke into this SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CUTESTsleepySMILEinTHEentireUNIVERSE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG *DIES AGAIN*

When he got back to his super awesome *ahem* Park Drive penthouse bachelor pad and he asks his butler if he has "ANY GIRLFRIENDS" coz he can't remember... *DIES AGAIN*

Then he shows up at the park where the Spiderman Festival was held with a PINK COTTON CANDY and that part where he tells MJ how liberating it is to lose his memory, and MJ asks him to bop her in the head too and he playfully pats MJ's head and says: "Bop!" OMGOMGOMGOMGGGG *DIESSSSS AGAINNNN* OK, how many times have I died in this entire post??? XDDD

THE CUTEST HARRY MOMENT is of course, THE KITCHEN SCENE when he's all chopping onions and then frying omelet and then he FLIPS his eggs but they end up on the floor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOXCVBNM!@#$%^&*()_:"{}|+_ *DIESSSSSSSSSSS* but then he sucks face with Mary Jane OMG PAWS OFF HARRY YOU SKANK WHO ALREADY HAS SPIDERMAN AS A BOYFRIEND!!! XDDD

I think my friend (who unfortunately is a guy) wanted to whack me in the head throughout the whole movie coz I kept violently shaking him while squeeing "HAAAAARRRYYYY!!!!" in a cinema-friendly volume whisper-slash-screech XD WTFFFFF WHY IS HARRY SUDDENLY SO OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD CUTE?!?!??!!

Even when he turned evil with that evil narrowing eyes and all the frown lines, well, nothing beats a big smile Harry but evil Harry is hot too!!! Even when his face got half deformed from the bomb, HE'S STILL A DREAMBOAT (with a half deformed face!)

Well, that's one part that really really bugs me. Yeah, I know this is a movie and it's useless to comment such things in a movie but well, I'm saying it anyway!!! I was also smsing Ami and Aibo about this too... about the scene when Peter (wearing the Black Spiderman suit) pays a friendly visit to Harry's bachelor pad and they got into this huge ass fight and the fight ended with Black Spidey Peter flinging a Goblin flying bomb towards Harry and the bomb EXPLODED RIGHT AT HARRY'S HEAD!!! AND YET HARRY DIDN'T DIE AND ONLY ENDED UP WITH A HALF-MELTED FACE THAT WAS ALREADY PERFECTLY HEALED AFTER WHAT... A MATTER OF DAYS??? XD Yes yes, this is a movie but I'm making a big fuss about this because, as Ami also pointed out earlier in our James-Franco-chain-smsing:

Not that the 3rd incident isn't fatal, it does look extremely fatal, the blades were a through and through from his back through his chest, oh yeah, they were fatal all right, BUT SO WERE THE FIRST TWO!!!!!

Point is, I'm just really pissed that they killed off Harry Osborn. But then again, as usual, whenever a superhero's identity is discovered by someone, that someone is most likely to experience either: a. Amnesia, or b. Death. In which Harry experienced BOTH. WTF. The rules don't apply to MJ coz she's a girl I guess? LOL. But poor Harry. He had to do both, and thus in just within a span of a movie, Harry Osborn successfully went from evil to good to evil to good again!!! POOR JAMES FRANCO!!! If that isn't a character identity crisis, I don't know what is!!!

All right, Ami needs to talk me out of seeing Spiderman 3 in the cinema again coz it's A WASTE OF MONEY and I have a feeling that once I see it again, I'll just end up hating the movie entirely, and James Franco wouldn't have even helped anymore. I'll just wait for the DVD so I can skip through all the boooooooring scenes and just repetitively watch James Franco eat pink cotton candy

*hears the faint echoes of Aibo's voice screaming "URAGIRIMONOOOOOOOOO!!!!" from across the ocean*

Categories > uragirimono, film / 978 words / Permalink
Posted on > 05/07/2007 18:11pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: aki [Member]

*sucks in all the oxygen*
URAGIRIMONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*turns beet red*

phew! hahaha~! Fight on woman. James Franco I actually approve off first hand so haha ur lucky there haha!

05/07/2007 @ 19:09

Comment from: aki [Member]

eeeks okay u better edit that comment LMAO
who would have thought it stretch that much lolol

05/07/2007 @ 19:10

Comment from: tsumomo [Member]

oh man takki-chan!!!
we think alike \(^__^)/
haha i love harry on the hospital bed!!!
the mujaki egao!!!! kyaaaaaaa!!! i was sooo high when i saw it!!!! seriously he looked sooooo kawaii --!!

* thought nobody would have noticed that candy floss thingie... * but you did!!!!!!!!! like the cutest thing ever done on a spiderman moovie..candy floss -- random but so kawaii~~

* high *
thank god he's not to the level of me uragiri-ing!
*whew*

05/07/2007 @ 23:42

Comment from: you [Member]

omg! he dies ?
ok i should hv listen to yr spoiler warning
-_-"
heard that the movie is no good
i guess it true ~

[no spoiler 4 lorelai&christopher~ damedesu!]
[&thanks 4 the takkiren ]

05/07/2007 @ 23:55

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

ROFLLL AIBO APPROVES OF JAMES FRANCO??? KYAAAAAAAA XD hahahaa btw does your wireimage account covers spiderman premieres??? XD XD XD ==333

momoooo!!! we think so much alike ne... "mujaki egao" is a perfect way to describe it!!!! soooooo kawaiiii neeee!!!! ehh you not uragiri-ing over him ne... still jared jared jared ka??? eh btw i saw the hollywood Supernatural episode... SO FUNNY about the gilmore girls tour part XD omg that episode is hilarious!!!!

you-chan hahahaa you got spoiled ne... yes the movie wasn't so good... some parts the action is very thrilling, but the drama i feel is so stupid and too prolonged!!!
hai hai wakarimashita... no spoilers about lorelai & christopher XDDDDDD

05/08/2007 @ 01:21

Comment from: toro [Member]

so nere, do u want to watch another spidey tommorow, haha since toro and nenek need to finish our spiderman journey. come to think of it, PS practically ruined our first summer movie!! we are so watching Pirates on SenCi boo!!....

hum..should I just enter the cinema late yah to watch spidey, (1 hr late maybe), then I need to get aisle seats (since toro is a very considerate to other moviegoers huahah)


05/08/2007 @ 09:48

Comment from: aki [Member]

umm my wireimage account finished di. I didnt subscribe further unless there is more tom wisdom photos for me to download lol

05/08/2007 @ 10:15

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

HARRY has a BAD eyeeeeeeeeeee and SMOKER TEETh
NO NO NO NO NO!! **wags finger**
but dude i loved that hospital smile
and i'm so sad harry died.

05/08/2007 @ 15:07

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

HE DOES?????? well, bad eye i know bahahaha but i find it sooooooo endearing XD like the scene at the cafe, his eyes looked soooo obvious that one is smaller than the other XD but still so cute!!!! i didn't notice the SMOKER TEETH though! LOLOLOL

yeah that hospital smile can totally win trophies XDDDDDD the death scene is kinda cheesy too... peter, MJ & dead harry with the sunrise in the background... it's a pretty but cheesy picture... but also kinda sad... :(

BWAH no wireimage account BWAHHH

05/08/2007 @ 15:33

Comment from: aki [Member]

hey hey i take offense to the bad eye lol! lol my eye also one bigger than the other lolol

FIGHT ON JAMES lololol

05/08/2007 @ 15:44

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

Oh actually, mine is also kinda like that, for some reason I noticed ever since my lasik, my left eye is BIGGER than my right eye @_@ HAHAHAHA... I even have pics to prove it coz I thought it was my imagination, so I took pictures of my eyes (this was last year) and opened it on photoshop and drew a straight line across it and YES CONFIRMED, THE OTHER EYE IS BIGGER BAHAHAHAHA

i dunno if it's just always been that way and i never really noticed, but it's definitely one eye bigger than the other XDDDDDDD

*hi-fives aki & James Franco* XDDDDD

Members of the One-Eye-Is-Bigger-Than-The-Other Club BAHAHAHAHAA

05/08/2007 @ 15:58

Comment from: dithers [Member]

I think we all have one eye bigger than another. It's just how it is for most people. I even have one eye with no eyelid line and the other with eyelid line and I would often say I took after my Dad for the one without and my mom for the one with *lol* Sorry, haven't seen SPIDERMAN 3 yet so can't say much about it but I've spared myself of your spoilers. Went straight to comments dakara the EYE ASYMMETRY comment here...



05/09/2007 @ 16:50

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

ROFL wahhh you're very will-powered!!! Click and immediately scroll scroll lolololollll thumbs up for you!!! XD

LOL we could so open this one-eye-bigger-than-the-other Club!!!! XD James Franco can be president XDDDD

05/09/2007 @ 23:16