I got Jam to sign up for her J-web today!!!! Yay!!! Thanks so much for your help, Jam!!!

Woah Takiren Holding Company is sooo practicing NEPOTISM!!! LOL! Hiring his friends for higher ranks!!! *whacks Takki*

Takizawa Rengou Vol 262 - March 3, 2007
Otsukarechan
Today I'll announce the details of your job E~ for starters, for the sake of the people & society, why don't we start with picking up trash? Ee? No way? Takitsuba fans are all good people ne thats what I think And that's the company's technique (motto) da yo KORAA don't complain

The Department Chiefs please supervise each of your areas. The Sales Operations people while on the roads or in the train, sneeze or cough "TAKITSUBA CLIPS!" aloud. The Super Employees please follow instructions of the Department Chiefs. By the way, the General Manager is Koutan desu!
Takizawa Rengou (Ltd)
President Takizawa Hidecchi

Okay... I got some corrections and mixups that I misinterpreted in the last Takirens. The 40s fans that I said before were Chief Managers just Department Chiefs. And the 30s fans are the Sales Operations...!!! and WTF where did Koutan came from out of nowhere and became THE GM of the company!!!!!!! RAWR!!! ROFL... but what the sales operations fans had to do!!! I'M NOT 30 YET!!! LOL I DON'T HAVE TO *COUGH* TAKITSUBA CLIPS!!! *COUGH COUGH* on the train or on the road, do I??? Not my job description!!!! Hahahaha And since I don't know any Department Chiefs... hohoho...

And dude... I'm a bad citizen. I litter everywhere!!! Seriously, I even litter right in front of my own house!!! Garbage-man Romeo would totally tsk tsk tsk at me LOL! Is he totally inspired by his Garbage-man role for our general job description??? But you know what... I'm actually gonna TRY to stop littering in public hahaha such as not throw out crap out the window of a moving car... oh well, I really am a bad citizen! But that's only because I hate this country's government LOL XD I'm a good citizen in Singapore or Japan! Seriously!!!!

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 263 - March 4, 2007
Otsukarechan~
I'm now having a piece of bread right after I finished [the con] Iyaa Fukuoka was also really high-spirited naa The really touching thing was that during the encore in the beginning the call was "ENCORE", but the regular Takitsuba goers all changed it to the "TAKI, TSUBASA" calls, it was really touching yo It feels like that this tour was definitely made with everyone For the people who are first timers [to a T&T con], the Takitsuba Family are really warm people so please do feel free to come and play again ne It's good to have fans I can be proud of ne.
Hereonafter is a gourmet tour Gonna go eat some stew.

Today President Takizawa is also in a good mood General Manager Koutan called We have a pending project. Everyone from the sales department, walk around with the calendar in your hands while saying: "Uwa~ what a precious calendar da naa, Takitsuba really became grownups naa" like that The Department Chiefs, check on the Sales Department! The Super Employees, when you go OKEKARA (karaoke), only after you do an all Takitsuba record then you may go home

Oh god... this is what happens when SALESMAN-TAKIZAWA runs a sales department!!!! (How many times must I thank god again that I'm not in the sales department age group???) LOL...

Karaoke on the other hand... THAT, I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 264 - March 5, 2007
Otsukarechan
Iyaa~ I'm in a good mood Fukuoka was saikou yo Iyaa~ in such a good mood Thank you I'll be looking forward to the day that I shall come again yo After this is Kouchi da na I'm nervous again because this is again our first time there But I'm all prepared to go all worked up yo

Takiren employees have been busy since yesterday and today, so tomorrow it's OK for you to take a day off da yo General Manager Koutan hasn't made contact yet I should fire him
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I lied

Heeey how come we get to work our ass off while the GM slacks off and gets away with getting fired... with HEARTS from the President!!!! Ayashii naaaa...

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 265 - March 6, 2007
Otsukarechan
Today there's a storm in Tokyo The other day I was talking about Johnny's to this 50-year-old acquaintance, and that person said: "Lately I've really been into one of the groups daa. Ano~ aa. Aa, SEKIJANI" Maa at least he got the point across

Ee,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
That's all~.

ROFLLLLL BAHAHAHHAHAA SEKIJANI~~~~ DIES LAUGHING POUNDING ON THE WALL!!! Okay... lemme explain... it's supposed to be KANJANI, but Kanjani's kanji is 関ジャニ, and the 【関】 kanji can also be pronounced as "SEKI" instead of "KAN" LOLOLOL so it's just a mispronounciation by an elder generation who probably isn't so in tune with the popular trends as the younger generation!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~~ I wonder who is this "acquaintance" of Takki's??! LOL... Takki really has a wide range of friends neee... and I bet he just sat there smiling and just nodding without correcting the person He seems like that kind of a person...

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 266 - March 7, 2007
Otsukarechan
Just now General Manager contacted me. But it was so late General Manager said, go and be a janitor But I'm the boss I said Let's change the pattern today, let's widen in a bit But life have pretty much settle down to a corner.
I wanna do a Takizawa Rengou hanami (sakura viewing in springtime) party naa General Manager, please arrange it

ROFL... General Manager Koutan-san, I think our President Hidecchi need not be a janitor because he already is GARBAGE-MAN ROMEO!!!!

And about this hanami taikai thingy... is GM Koutan gonna arrange for all the fans... or just for the VVVVIPs of the Takiren Company? Like say... uh... President and his own friends... I wanna go hanami with the President naaaaa

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 267 - March 8, 2007
Otsukarechan
After such a long time, Managing Director Makochan contacted me. Aa by the way, that's my friend ne He asks me if I wanna go have tea at a family restaurant

My nose is feeling good yo Iyaa I'm definitely young wa The karaokes now have "x-DAME-" ne I sang it

WOAH HOLY COW!!!

MAKOTO TRUMPS KOUTAN!!!!

...coz he came out of nowhere and immediately gets MANAGING DIRECTOR???! Woah, that's definitely above GENERAL MANAGER!!! ROFL I wonder if Koutan is gonna throw a hissy fit and demand a raise and promotion??? Heh heh... no one's been named VICE PRESIDENT yet!!!!

Well, I definitely think that "Makochan" is Makoto, who is MAKOTO KOSHINAKA, the former lead singer of Λucifer, also one of Takki's good friends (the cooler one coz he's hot AND he's a J-rocker!!!!) He's one my favorite Takki friend btw!!! JUST COZ THE FACT THAT TAKKI & MAKOTO ARE FRIENDS IS JUST SOOOO DAMN FREAKIN ASS COOL!!!!! ...also the mystery song-collaborator for "da.ke.do" and "Juunigatsu no hana" (as indicated in 2wo You 4our You's lyric booklet for the latter!!!)

Wait... he calls MAKOTO by "MakoCHAN"???? Wait wait, this is way uncalled for... I would imagine that Japanese Pop Idol Takizawa Hideaki and former J-rocker Makoto Koshinaka would get together at an izakaya or a night club over beer instead of TEA at a FAMILY RESTAURANT LOLOLOLOL~~~ Well, at least COFFEE!!! What are they, British??? LOL XD

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 268 - March 9, 2007
Otsukarechan
Yesterday and today is so cold naa Today was interview day Aa I wanna eat some delicious teppanyaki. A sobameshi is also OK ne I've made my own sobameshi before but itーーit doesn't taste good It was like, "What the..." Yappari a pro chef is really amazing ne

Aa CAMISOLE

So Salesman Takizawa is a bad cook??? Aww, but I'd taste his bad cooking anytime and even when it's super mazui I'd probably think it's the best gourmet cooking in the whole wide world Datte UNCONDITIONAL LOVE desho? LOL... Hmmm... is that last line an ode to camisole? Don't worry Takki, you'll see them again in no time... spring is almost here, and soon, SUMMER!!!

Mwahaha... okay, that took LONGER than expected to translate!!! Lately it's been quite breezy for me to translate lots of Takirens but this batch is ESPECIALLY LONG AND QUITE HARD TO DECIPHER!!!!! With all the crazy business talk from President Hidecchi!!! Alrighty Takki fans, I'm gonna head off to sleep now... with the dorky pretty image of two hot dudes (Takki & Makoto) having tea at a family restaurant together

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Posted on > 03/08/2007 23:12pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

Picking up trash? ROFL, is he trying to advertise his Romeo drama or what? XD

And now he wants his fans to do the sales job for him, I think all of us, including his GM should do that just to help their sales! xDD *sneezes*Takitsuba clips*sneezes* as for the calendar, does drooling over their calendar, and show it to my boss, count as sales promotion, President Hidecchi ? LOL

*dies laughing* a gourmet tour? No wonder T&T kept saying they want to eat one another! LOL

I find him so cute with that Sekijani's fan ^^ You're right, I also think that he's the polite type, especially with the elder people ^^

mah, can i apply for a GM assistant position? I promise I'll pick up the trash after the hanami! So lucky to be Koutan-san ne~ but MakoChan (how cute, so much of a J-rocker image!) still beats him! ROFL!! (He probably saves the VP spot for Tsubasa ne~ xDD)

yo Nere, what if he also threw in some nattou in his cooking? Heaven food, ne? *runs*

oh boy, he's really in a silly mood lately ne~ ^^ So nice to hear that he's healing pretty fast *pets his nose*

Thanks again for the translation Nere! Also, thanks to your friend, Jam, for subscribing to J-web! *bows*



03/09/2007 @ 01:53

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

Yeah the first thing when I saw Koutan was "WHAT?!??!!! WHAT ABOUT TSUBASA!!!!!" and then suddenly at the next next Takiren he inaugurated MAKOTO into MANAGING DIRECTOR bwahhhh WTFFF WHERE IS TSUBASA IN THE COMPANYYYYY!!! Thud... or does Tsubasa run his own 283 Inc, Ltd??? LOL XD But I do hope VP goes to Tsubasa!!!! Or better yet... PARTNER! hoho... XD

I'm a bad bad bad bad bad SUPER EMPLOYEE... not only did I *NOT* buy the Takitsuba Clips DVD... (which I probably now have to compensate by sneezing "Takitsuba Clips!" "Takitsuba Clips!" all over the place), I also don't have the calendar YET!!!! x__x well, the DVD I'm gonna buy it later on... but I've preordered the calendar from Kinokuniya but they mistakenly ordered it by sea shipment, and coz I was promised a discount IF it arrives after April 1, I'm actually now PRAYING that it arrives AFTER APRIL 1, LOL so I'm entitled to the discount ROFLMAO XD (this is the effect of being stone broke after being an OCD Takitsuba fan for... how many years now??? buying everything PAPERRRRR)

That picking up trash, garbage man, janitor thingy, LOL... I think we're not the only ones who found the fact that TAKKI = GARBAGE MAN = HILARIOUSLY WTF!!! XD Takki himself is probably WTF?! and I bet Koutan makes fun of it every single time he gets to make fun of it HA HA HA HA

NATTOU... hmmmmmmmmm.... I bet he does throw nattou in his cooking here and there LOL~ how about you? Do you run at the sight of nattou too??? XD You know you gotta learn to love nattou if you love Takki LOLOLOLOL~

03/09/2007 @ 09:11

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

LOL 283 Inc, Ltd - They should just get married and merge their companies already. Then start selling stuff online for overseas fans, their sales will go through the roof without having us employees keep sneezing! XDDD

I'm not sure if I should pray for your calendar to arrive that late! XDD can you really wait that long Nere?? XDDD I have to hypnotize myself *chants*money is paper too money is paper too*chants* ^^;

Takki himself is probably WTF?!
That's right! *dies laughing* If this is a fairy tale, I bet this gorgeous garbage man will turn into Prince Romeo when Juliet kisses him for sure XDD (still don't understand whoever came up with the idea of garbage man ^^") Everyone must really have fun teasing him! LOL

ROFL! I tried nattou once, even BEFORE I became Takki fan! Quite an experience, I might say ^^" I mean, if we're on an island in the middle of no where, and have to survive with it, I won't die, BUT as long as I have other choices... umm.. I'm not going to eat it every morning, no way, unless Takki forces feeding me, that's another story!! XDDD


03/09/2007 @ 10:56

Comment from: dithers [Member]

MAKOTO is back huh?! This company is adding in more eyecandy.... YAY! (^____^)

03/11/2007 @ 03:07