Happy anti-Valentine! (I hate Valentine) Seriously! Anyway, here are anti-Valentine gifts for you... 3 Takirens! LOL (not including his Valentine Takiren... if any!)

Takizawa Rengou Vol 240 - February 9, 2007
Otsukarechan
Right now I'm in the middle of an important business meeting Sugee I just got caught typing on my keitai I just wanna say, let's have more fun from now on There's still more to come.
[The meeting is taking] such a long time and because I'm sitting on a pipe chair my butt hurts Someone helpーー

Naughty Takki... is he getting bored in meetings that he's updating Takiren instead of listening to what's going on??? I do that a lot too in my Monday morning meetings... I just end up sending bajillions of sms to my friends so I won't fall asleep! Erm... when he says "Someone helpーー" does he mean he wants someone to erm... rub his butt??? *hears a stampede of Takki fangirls lining up to lend a hand* Takizawa, you're on your own!

Takizawa Rengou Vol 241 - February 10, 2007
Otsukarechan
Tomorrow is Iwate concert da na It's Takitsuba's first landing so let's everybody turn on your spirits yo Now I'm in a video editing studio yo! I drank too much coffee and now my stomach is TAPO-TAPO* If I'm oozing coffee tomorrow, sumami*ー Yosshaー let's rest up today, and be ready for tomorrow ne

*Note:
TAPO-TAPO is an onomatopoeia like DOKI-DOKI, but in this case it describes the sound when you tap a very full belly or something like that.
SUMAMI is Takki's abbreviated Takigo for "sumimasen", he once misspelled it into "sumamisen" on purpose, and now he just says "sumami".

OK, I'm not so sure if the term is correctly described by oozing coffee, nor do I really know what exactly he meant by 「コーヒー出したら」... hahaha does it mean he'll be sweating coffee, drooling coffee, serving coffee...? But I'm just assuming that the coffee will be coming OUT OF HIM since he overdosed on coffee the day before nyahahaha~ but either way the level of DORK in this entry is totally bouncing off the charts!!!!

Takizawa Rengou Vol 242 - February 11, 2007
Otsukarechan
Iya iya the moment it's done I'm already on my keitai Our first arrival in Iwate was mecha mecha interesting yo We were a bit worried yo But it was really a stage where you can feel glad that you came Tomorrow in Sendai must not lose out yo Both Sapporo and Iwate are not just ordinary people yo Now we're heading off to Sendai so I wanna rest I'm in a really good mood now Arigatou. Yosshaー Sendai no mercyー

I can't help to think of his words saying that "Both Sapporo and Iwate are not just ordinary people" kinda had an underlying meaning referring to that mental-peel-my-apple-woman story I've been hearing so much about from people haha... maybe he really means that Iwate had an extraordinary crowd but Sapporo had an extraordinarily PSYCHO person??? LOLOLOL~ momo-chan was just telling me that her friend said Takki didn't initiate ANY direct hand contact with the fans at all in Iwate or Sendai... and they were wondering if it's because he got creeped out by the crazy apple woman??? Dunno..... I just hope T&T never has to encounter such psychotic fan behavior ever again. It gives nothing but a bad name to all fans.....

Speaking of Iwate... the snowman Tsubasa supposedly made outside the hall is MWAHAHAROFLWTF!!!!! Dorks OMG! I'm guessing that's a T&T snowmen he made? And the short one is Takki?????

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Posted on > 02/14/2007 12:31pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

oh i heard bout the peel my apple story from janette. its.. um yeah .. very INTERESTING.
hahaha tsubasa made snowmen?! wooooo.

02/15/2007 @ 04:32

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

*seriously considers risking my life fighting all the fangirls in order to rub his precious butt* XDD

I'm kinda glad that Takki took precaution, better be safe than sorry ne. That crazy woman was really creepy, I wonder if there's any hardcore Takki fan trakced her down and whack some sense into her already? Anyhow, I feel really sad for Takki that he couldn't freely get as close to the fans as he wanted.

Tsubasa made T&T snowmen? xD I totally want to see it! ^^ What a pair of dorks we have here lol

02/15/2007 @ 07:16

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

ps: thanks for the translations, Nere~ *hugs*

02/15/2007 @ 07:17

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

I really only have heard about the apple onna but I decided to look it up yesterday and I am just BAFFLED and sort of in a way... AMUSED... hahahaaa first of all she has gained a nickname of "SAPPORO RINGO ONNA" in the T&T fandom HAHAHAHAA I find that freakin ass hilarious!!!! and plus, its funny how SHE MANAGED TO INSTILL SUCH FEAR in all the fans!!!! The fans who posted stories of it all went on and on of how SCARED they were of the psycho!!! Coz they were all worried if she brought in A KNIFE with her... (for takki to peel apple with I guess?) DIES...

But most of all, I'm just very ??? at the fact of... 1. WHY PEEL APPLE??? and 2. WHY GO BERSERK BECAUSE TAKKI WON'T PEEL U APPLE????!!! that is an extremely HEN NA REACTION yooo... hahahaha very disturbingly funneh XD XD XD

Oh I heard that fans DID track her down... found her blog... and I dunno, I guess a lot of people were bombarding her with critics and anger and scoldings, the website was closed down.

02/15/2007 @ 13:47

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

Sapporo Ringo Onna? XDD LMAO! mah, it sounds too cute for this crazy woman! lol

I've read some rumors that she's a Tsuba fan who hates Takki and her blog said a lot of bad things/plans (duh I'll never understand these people -___-") maybe it's just a rumor, but yeah, why apple? ^^" Does it look easy enough for Takki to peel in public? Why not Banana then? XD *runs*

Well, she's now paying the price of her evil action, eh? I don't think she'll be able to live a peaceful life now, once people tracked down her site, it's not that hard to track her down in RL ^^"

02/16/2007 @ 10:27

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

LOL... a friend showed me the ringo onna's blog and I read it!!! HAHAHAHAH... she's really in an entirely different league of CRAZY!!! like real mental hospital crazy, seriously!!! and she even calls herself and introduces herself on the blog as the infamous sapporo con ringo onna LOLOLOL~ XD it's just TOO HILARIOUS man... naughtiest go check your email XDDD

02/16/2007 @ 10:53

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

Nere, your email kills me! *dies laughing* XDD seems like she's soooooo proud of what she did ne~ SapCon ringo onna! I agreed with you, this is so disturbingly hilarious! XDDD She's seriously grinding her way to a mental institute as she's so out of this world (but if she's an alien, she's definitely NOT from the same planet as T&T!!) XD

02/16/2007 @ 13:08