Want to get your best friend or loved one the perfect birthday gift? Look no further because HMV Japan has got everything you need for the ultimate birthday SURPRISE!!! And I'll tell you why:

Didn't I say it would make a birthday SURPRISE??? Yeah "SURPRISE"... coz it's the wrong CD! LOL!!! So here's the story... Tsuba-chan told me a few days ago that she's giving me the Regular Press of 2wo You 4our You that we opted (together) not to buy back when it was released...... HMMMMMMM
was that already part of the zurui pre-planned birthday scheme LOLOLOLOL~ the whole... "We'll buy it together in Japan! Yakusoku yo!" ??? XDDD So anyway, the reason she told me (instead of keeping it a secret surprise) was because she needed to initiate an INTERVENTION due to my intention on buying that very same CD upon getting bombarded by CDJapan's coupons, coupons, free points and MORE COUPONS that expires in... December 31! Z-U-R-U-I-I-I-I... so when I told her I was thinking of buying the CD, she had to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... coz I got it for your bday!" to stop me from actually buying it!!!
To tell you the truth, I wouldn't have seen it coming AT ALL!!!! Seriously!!!! Like she was whacking me and scolding me not to buy it and I was just staring at my computer screen going... "Really???? REALLY?????" XD BWAH TSUBA-CHAN I LOVE YOU!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
And WOW, HMV Japan delivered it RIGHT ON THE DOT! It arrived today, on my very birthday! Not one day before, not one day after. Just PERFECT TIMING!!! So I was all happy and giddy while I anxiously tear open the EMS envelope, and found a cute PINK WRAPPED CD inside with a small silver card. Read the card... made me tear up a little... BWAH I LOVE YOU TOO TSUBA-CHAN!!!! BWAHHHH!!!! ...then I proceeded to open the PINK WRAPPED CD....
.....あれ? 

BOARDS OF CANADAって何のCDですか? 正直、聞いたことがないのよ! 

I was staring at it for a good 3 minutes looking like this → 
←←← Erm... I was expecting THIS and not something-CANADA CD??? And for a second I was actually wondering if she really DID buy me this strange CD, like maaaaybe was it supposed to be some groundbreakingly awesome music that I've been missing this whole time??? I was kinda brain dead too and I ALMOST tore open the plastic cover to the WRONG CD thinking that perhaps this was soooo very well-planned by Tsuba-chan that maybe the 2wo You 4our You is actually hiding underneath that tosca-green BOARDS OF CANADA cover??? Er... like d-uhhhhh???!!! XDDDDD Like I said, I was brain dead!!! I came to my senses just in time (before I actually ripped ANYTHING!!!) and went to check the packing slip that came in the package and here's what I saw:

W O W . . . . 
And then I just started laughing HYSTERICALLY. Seriously, my mom even came out of her room and asked me why am I laughing like a mad banshee? XD I don't know why I just can't stop laughing and I picked up my phone and dialed long distance to tsuba-chan and told her about everything and then we ended up LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF on the phone for a full 15 minutes or something LOLOLOLOL~ Yeah, this is our way of "CHANNELING" OUR 「HMV許さねぇー!!!!
」 kimochi, I guess??? If HMV Japan thinks we're such good sports for laughing about it, OH DON'T GET US WRONG, WE ARE VERY VERY 超PISSED OFF, but it's the thought that SOMEWHERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, SOMEONE IS UNWRAPPING ANOTHER PINK GIFTWRAPPED CD FROM HMV JAPAN AND WONDERING WHO THE HECK ARE TACKEY & TSUBASA????? XDDDDD
We figured that's how the CDs got mixed up? Because some dumbo in HMV Japan picked up the WRONG PINK-WRAPPED CD and tossed it into the Tackey & Tsubasa EMS envelope that goes to Indonesia?
On the bright side, (yes believe it or not, there *IS* a bright side!) I suppose it's kind of FREE MARKETING for T&T? Just like BOARDS OF CANADA had now become known to me? ....and you? XD
I don't know what to do with this CD now though? I'll have to wait for aki to contact them and see what their instructions are. HELL YO, THIS MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR POSTAGE ANYHOW TO RETURN THIS STUPID MISTAKE TO THEM... A MISTAKE THAT IS DONE ON THEIR END!!! A MISTAKE THAT HAD RUINED AKI'S OTHERWISE PERFECTLY FLAWLESS PLAN!!!!!!!! BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!! Absolutely detrimental!!! ...for which we think that we deserve to be compensated for our financial and EMOTIONAL loss with such compensation in the likes of that FREE LIVE TELEPHONE CALL WITH TACKEY & TSUBASA. Doumo!!! LOL! 
