So you think you got what it takes to be Mrs.Takizawa? How convenient for us that Popolo actually prepared a CHECKLIST for us to tick and calculate whether or not we actually QUALIFY to be Takki's girlfriend! Because apparently... he has TWENTY expected requirements in order to make the cut! As much as checking whether or not you qualify as Takki's girlfriend is a very LOSER-type behavior, who cares, as long as we just do it for fun, right?

See Sojuqueen XD I really WAS translating yooooo~~~ XDDDDD LOL but you were right, I was rewatching the new Smallville episode download an hour before this LOL! ==333

I KNEW IT!
 
 
NATTOU!!!!!

At least I know that I have fulfilled one important requirement because I have seriously gone from hating nattou intensely into learning to love it! Hahaha~ I don't think he ever said that his girl must be able to eat nattou before but at the amount of times he had declared his undying love towards nattou... yeah, I figured it's BOUND to be somewhere in his head, that he would have to find someone who LOVES nattou just as much as he does. Although I wouldn't know if nattou would make such a romantic meal though..................... coz it's all gooey and stinky and... uh... well, not exactly your romantic Valentine menu ^^;

But I think the rest of his requirements are pretty much very sensible! I also like the part where he wants his girl to sometimes baby up to him~ you know? I'm not exactly sure how to aptly describe it in english, sometimes I think it's so much easier to translate an Asian language into another Asian language because I can definitely think of the exact description in my language but I can't think of one in english, you know? Like, if anyone understands the term "manja" in Malay/Indonesian, yeah that's what he wants from his girl. To sometimes act a bit manja-manja to him.

I like the "Won't attempt to test a man's heart" condition too! It's like... ROAR! Very ultimatum-ish. And I do agree with him. Even when I hear stories from my guy friends about girls they're dating who likes to do things to test their loyalty la, test their love la... like how far would you go to prove that you really love me la, when I hear all that BS it really really annoys me! And sometimes it makes me really wonder, why are there still girls who do such things??? Have they never read psychology books or even have common sense you know?

The un-intense love bit though... I just wonder if there could be any woman who could get in a relationship with Takki and NOT love him obsessively?! Because well... he's TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI, 'nuff said! HE IS SUCH A CATCH!!!

Takki always comes off to me as a person who is very easy-going. He may be quite particular in some aspects of his life――such as obsessive-compulsively doing washing his clothes everyday――but he isn't really a fussy person it seems, like, he doesn't always have to have his way when it comes to going for places to eat, that kinda thing you know. I think he's more of a go-with-the-flow kind of man also, so that's why he's not too particular with the details of how the woman of his dreams should be like. I can understand that because I think when people ask me what are the criterias for the man of my dreams, I really can't think of much either aside the fact that he has to have a good sense of humor and is on the same wavelength as me.

Okay, good to know he's quite lenient about this. When I saw OMG 20 REQUIREMENTS I was like, OMG~ SO PICKY!!!!! Either that, or Takki is like Captain Jack Sparrow――he doesn't really know what it is exactly he wants!!!

You hear that girls? MAKE AN EFFORT!!!

MAKE AN EFFORT TO LOVE THE FOUL-SMELLING NATTOU!!! XD

Ah I love it when Takki goes philosophical... even when he is making a comparison of LOVE to a TAMAGOTCHI! LOL! But that's Takki you know... his metaphors are always kinda kiddy and light but they actually make perfect sense.

I do believe that he's really is a person who loves whole-heartedly, and is also very faithful to the person he loves. Like what he said in his musical, once he gets married, he will zettai ni never get a divorce. That's just him, you know? He doesn't give up that easily, in his work, and also in the love department too I guess. Even though he may not be able to always be there for his loved one due to his job demands and restraints, but once he said the word love he remains true to it, in his own Takizawa Hideaki way, you know?

I really hope that someone out there will make him a very, very happy husband one day, because Takki, you really do deserve all the happiness a man could ever get.

P.S.
Is it just me or does the "wake me up very~ very gently in the morning" gives you evil XXX thoughts too? Damn that Theobro Cocoa CM!!! ==333

Categories > magazine, translations / 1317 words / Permalink
Posted on > 10/03/2006 11:06am by Nefretiri
33 comments
 
 
 
 

Comments:

Comment from: Em [Visitor]

-_-'' for some reason i think that i'm more of the embarassing type - i.e clumsy and spilling my drink. sigh. There goes my chance!!!

10/03/2006 @ 23:31

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

ROFL! Will 18 out of 20 do? I'd fail because of the shoes one (but that can be fixed XD), oh and, yeah, nattou -___-" I can eat it, but to love it is really questionable XDD

I always love to read about bits and pieces of his thoughts, it always impresses me how mature he is. There's a lot of his requirements that I really like/agree with. And in fact, he doesn't make it impossible to qualify to be his dreamgirl at all (*coff* except for the nattou XD).

I do agree with you, as much as I love T&T rabu rabu, I really wish both of them could find someone who can give them the warmth and happiness of a complete family in the future.

BTW, seriously, Mr. Takizawa, how could anyone on earth wake you up very very gently in the morning, when we totally want to molest the sleepy you??? *runs* XD

mah, I'd better snatch the first comment so I don't have to worry about the comment spot XD
will be back again when I get home!



10/03/2006 @ 23:51

Comment from: cindi [Member]

Are Japanese women notorious for throwing their shoes around when they get home or something?! I've seen that requirement on quite a few wife checklists! XDD

Besides frying fish and eating nattou I pretty much ace his test.. well, maybe if you overlook the fact that I do not have laugh in a CUTE way.. he needs to do a demonstration. XD

Takki's list is pretty easy to fulfill tho! He's so sweet! 8 has lists that are impossible to live up to! They won't even give fangirls a chance lmao.

10/04/2006 @ 00:22

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

watz nattou?? gomen ne, my jap cannot make it haha....
i wish takki will find himself a good wife~ he so deserves to be happy~~

10/04/2006 @ 14:19

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

hey, the comments order seem to be alright now
*fingers crossed*

10/04/2006 @ 14:20

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

heyyyy you're right! the comments are quite in order today! *crosses fingers too* woah you don't know what nattou is??? it's fermented soy beans, and its a japanese delicacy... the downside to it is that it is really SMELLY! coz it's basically hmmm semi-rotten soy beans i think? LOL it's all gooey and stuff~ but if you really know how to eat it (with the perfect amount of soy sauce and wasabi and perhaps some maguro or ika or okura...) it's actually good! i hated it at first.. and COULD NOT NOT NOT UNDERSTAND why takki loves nattou so much!!! ...until my friend's japanese business partner took me to a japanese restaurant and showed me how to properly prepare nattou, and i liked it since then! XD i even crave it once in awhile! XD

Ryo-chan!!!! *GLOMPS*
HAHAHA really? the shoes thing had popped in a lot of others' lists? XDDDDDD er... actually in some days I actually *DO* kinda like throw my shoes around while running into the house coz... I NEED TO GO POTTY! XD does that officially disqualify me? XD shouldn't my love for nattou trump occassionally throwing shoes around when you frantically really need to go pee-pee? XD

naughtiest~~~
LOL! RIGHT? Like who in the right mind wouldn't think MOLEST when faced with a half-nekkid sleeping Takizawa sprawled across A BED!!!!!! XD And... hohoho... doesn't that requirement also kinda insinuate that his gf would be spending the night with him though?... i mean she'd be WAKING HIM UP in the morning! unless of course, she has a key to his house and her daily morning task is to sneak in and uh... be a live alarm clock to Mr.Takizawa XDDDDD thus making Manager-san's life a lot easier HAHAA~

10/04/2006 @ 15:35

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Now Im kinda scared to comment after having been cleared of the B2evo VIRUS issue *lol* Hope this goes where it should go and Im crossing fingers with Michelle on this *gulps*

Ok, Im doing this for fun and I hope you guys wont mind me going over THE TAKKI KOIBITO REQUIREMENT CHECKLIST. I think I'd fare ok on some items except on the others such as ...

□ Pay attention more towards her surroundings than to me

Coz I would find it very hard not to. VERY, VERY HARD! haha The surroundings automatically just go blurry to me when I see Tackey *lol* well, as long as I don't have a 10-wheeler coming that's where Zubaranger comes in XD

□ Be able to love me sensibly (too intense is an NG)

Call it NG TACKEY, but I might love you insensibly to a fault. I cant help it! *hearteyes*

□ Will understand if unable to go on a regular date

Can I just behave in a spoiled baby-ish manner to Tackey when he is unable to go on a regular date?! I mean, he likes that right?! There's no way he's gonna turn this around *lol*

□ Able to eat nattou

Ok, I have yet to get a taste of NATTOU but I know its fermented beans. It doesn't seem so bad but if it is, I'll try my best to make it look yummy even if Im puking inside *lol* One of the things I'd do whole-heartedly for Tackey. Ganbarimasu! hahaha

and to add to all these, I am not very good with tamagochis. My tamagochi before always end up with its soul going to heaven (atleast!). I dont know if its because of overfeeding it with burgers or a dying battery. But I'd surely love to wake him up very gently in the mornings (^_~) goody! XXX!!! goody! *wink* *wink* as long as he'd promise to go 'meiji cocoa' every morning, i'll be very, very gentle *rofl* and Id even nurse him even when he is all well. The only thing he'd get sick of is me hahaha

Sheeez, somebody wake me up coz I think Im really sliding fast to LOSER-type behaviour now *lol* Daydreaming of Tackey for a hubby XDDD But well, whoever Tackey ends up with, I cant promise that I'll like her (coz I just cant trust myself to do that right now *lol*) but I will be wishing she'd have the capacity to make Tackey a very, very, very happy person. As long as he is okay who are we to argue?! But is he sure he wants 1 girl only? I mean he can have us all and we're ready to cook rice, miso and fried fish for him. We'll definitely make effort and divorce will never be an option. Im sure everyone here would agree ~ So how about it TACKEY, marry us?! XD


ok, here goes and even if this post go anywhere, Id just have to remind you guys, it wasn't me c=c=c=(;^_^)/

10/04/2006 @ 16:18

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

lol dithers i've been secretly doing the loser-type activity of checking off the list too BAHAHAHA XD

haha takki can have us all in his one little happy harem huh?! each one can be assigned to each separate task: 1. boil rice, 2. make miso soup, 3. fry fish, 4. prepare nattou, 5. rubs his feet, 6. scrubs his back, 7. shampoo his hair, 8. buy him beer, 9. nurse him when he's sick, 10. tuck him to bed, 11. wake him up *gently*, woah I can think of a million more specific tasks for his little harem! There's enough tasks for everyone! XD XD XD ...although it would mean that Takki would have to buy a VERY VERY BIG HOUSE so that everyone could fit inside.

Maybe buying that pro-wrestling ring ain't such a bad idea after all. Everyone can sleep on it together LOL~ enough space for everyone desho... pro-wrestling ringu? XD

10/04/2006 @ 16:41

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

Hmmmmm the comments went haywire again right AFTER Dithers appeared... maybe she *IS* the culprit after all XDDDDDD

===33333

I'M KIDDING~ XD

10/04/2006 @ 16:44

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Actually, NERE-chan, im passing the VIRUS CARRIER throne to you la~ Your post broke the order hehehehehe~

Pro-wrestling ringu? *lol* it could be big bed for harem girls at night but in the mornings, we can actually entertain Tackey and go Muay Thai for whoever gets to wake him up the morning after---of course, very gently (or whatever he means by it wehehe). That would be such a sought-after PRIZE for any Tackey fangal ne~ Worth wrestling over haha. If only Tackey would not be too frightened to see a black-eyed woman with all the bruises and a toothless grin first thing in the morning (I could imagine him throwing a really hot mug of Meiji Cocoa to that woman and running away for his life HAHAHA).

10/04/2006 @ 17:00

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

no way man HAHAHAHAAA i posted before you and it was still in order HAHAHAAA XD

10/04/2006 @ 17:03

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

AH SEE?! it only goes out of order after ur posts HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA ==33333

oh man... if we're gonna wrestle each day for WAKING HIM UP VERY GENTLY task...... things are gonna get SUUUUPER UGLEH.... XD XD XD yeah... it won't be pretty XDDDDD

10/04/2006 @ 17:07

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Ok, im beginning to have self-doubts now and my self-esteem is dipping low because of this b2evo thing.......NOT! XD Your b2evo is just plain crazy *hands up in resignation*

and talking about Muay Thai getting ugleh, im most likely to loose all teeth and break jaw and bones coz im not built for it actually. But if it would fall under,

□ Does things for me whole-heartedly

since Tackey loves prowrestling wholeheartedly, Id give it a try. Just keep the RED CROSS on standby XDDD

10/04/2006 @ 17:38

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

hahaha... oh, NATTOU!! is it like "smelly bean curd" selling in hk??? i think it's NICE wor!! haaa.. it smells damn yucks i know, worse than sh*t i think, but it tastes nice!!!! lol~ i think i can at least meet THAT requirement! *reminds self not to be a loser*

10/04/2006 @ 20:53

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

u noe if i duno pple believes this old wives tale...but i ever heard the elders said tht if u're gg 2 slp & take off ur shoes ..pls rmb nt 2 place it nicely..bt u shld actualli place it *messily(is there such a word?LOL)..bcos if u put them nicely, a spirit/ghost will jump onto it n after tht, u will nt be able 2 get away frm the spirit anymore..so everytime whn i want to place my shoes properly(urgh,it's a bad habit of mine.cos i am a perfectionist)...i will rmb d old wives tale, and i will place the shoes messily keke..cos i m worried a spirit will jump onto my shoes n follow me for rest of my life ))= sorry i m such a supersitious person..keke..does anyone know this tale? isit true ehh>??

recently i went 2 an ancient old dark ages period website of takki (1998-2002) and they hv so much translations on takki..and his requirement in love..keke..i cn say takki 's taste has oredi reached intermediate stage!getting higher n higher..the standard ehh..^^
btw,wht's nattou?? hehe

i tink i cnt meet any requirements =p so tough!i'll fail!keke.

10/04/2006 @ 22:53

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

i tink nere will really hv a hard time replying everyone's comments here..keke cos she will be tinking which 2 reply..which havent reply LOL XD

gosh..nattou seems nice 2 eat. seems healthy too i tink?no wonder tht takkiman has such a nice complexion!keke..gals..we noe why now..being his gf will be so stressed!it's just like a job scope ne??? ehh..how much love is paid..muahhaah..priceless!!!

nere..did u ever consider changing to a tagboard ?? (=

10/04/2006 @ 23:05

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

btw, nere..my 3rd post here keke

btw, r u following / adapting same footsteps as jenn's ? her private Style blog..((= seem 2 be ehh..

10/04/2006 @ 23:08

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

lol~ shuduck... actually its you guys i'm worried about... u know, keeping track of replies to each other...

all the comments left here go to my emails chronologically so i definitely know everytime a comment comes in, and i definitely know which ones i have or have not replied to yet. and actually i HAVE used tagboard in the past (like when i first started blogging on blogspot in 2003?) and i hated it coz it's very limited space... and very primitive... and coz its free, can't track IPs etc etc....... even back in blogspot i already abandoned tagboard and switched to haloscan commenting! so nah, i don't think i'll go back to tagboard~ XD

10/04/2006 @ 23:09

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

Huh??!! This blog of mine in b2evo have been like this since I started it in October 2005. Certain posts locked privately for registered users, and certain posts made public. It's always been that way SINCE OCTOBER 2005, 1 year already! you didn't know????? :O It's written on my sidebar!!!

Registration is not required, but recommended. posts that contain downloads and also j-web and magazine translations will be locked only for registered members to view. yoroshiku!

Is that why you're suddenly asking now out of nowhere? Coz you didn't know? Is there a problem with private style blog? ...and this is related to Popolo how? ........

10/04/2006 @ 23:14

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

took me a big while to sort through who's the next comment XD

oh well, come to think of it, if he's half-nekkid, I'd probably be able to control myself and wake him up gently once I get used to that nosebleeding scenery. However, if he's TOTALLY naked, that's another story, man! LOL

hopefully that luckiest girl who gets to spend the night with nekkid Takki wouldn't nosebleed to death and forgets to wake him up! Manager-san would probably pray for this girl to exist! XD

ROFLMAO! Nere! I fail the shoes one because of the same reason as yours!! XDDD

Muay Thai? oooohhh, you guys are aggressive! XD I watched the match on Thai TV once, and it's blood all over the place -___-" but hell, yeah, Takki is absolutely worth fighting for ne? LOL



10/04/2006 @ 23:33

Comment from: sai [Member] · http://saidrifter.livejournal.com/

Hey Nere, you should QUIT following Jenn dammit! I mean, back 2-3 years ago, you were already blogging about takki exclusively and Jenn was doing the same to Tsubasa. YOU SHOULD QUIT following period. QUIT THE DAMN BLOG!!!

Who cares that you are also into designing blogs and making things look nice for takki, it's too much like JENN! She does the same thing for tsubasa...it's like.. you're REALLY FOLLOWING HER FOOTSTEPS! OMG>L!(#*&$)@#!!!!

So you hear me now, STOP COPYING and do your own thing!!!! Because omg, you're an evil evil copycat, even though you dont' even follow Jenn's blog since it's LOCKED!

10/05/2006 @ 01:00

Comment from: aki [Member]

wow i feel @___@~~ dithers wrote so much~~ ne dithers would u say to takki ikaw ang la hat sa akin HAHHAHA! That would make his legs turn jelly ? XD runs! Dithers if we ever go japan, i treat you to a spot of nattou, eat it just nattou no mustard or soy sauce, if you can finish the whole box I will give you PUBLIC SALUTE! lol! *runs*

LOL~~ 'STOP COPYING and do your own thing' LOL haha sou yo SAI! Do your own thing woman hahah where is that TOM WELLING LAYOUT hahahah~~~ come one really make it Tom Welling hahaha!



10/05/2006 @ 01:38

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

actually i dun feel that nere's and jenn's blogs are tat similar wat~ i think only coz they're powered by the same script? is jenn still using b2evo? or she changed to wp? their layouts are so different too lor hehe. jenn's is more 'tech' and black/white (more 'tsubasa-ish'). gives ppl a more 'pixel' feel... while nere seldom uses pixel fonts and it's more 'takkish' lol

10/05/2006 @ 08:44

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

shuduck, i also heard the old wives tale thing lor, esp when u travel overseas and stay in hotels, DUN PLACE UR SHOE NEATLY or some "things" will come.. so when i go overseas and stay, i always kick my shoes everywhere... one on its side and one facing up . but at home, it's ok. so i put it quite neatly... :)

10/05/2006 @ 08:45

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

*hung face down* yes... i'm an evil evil copycat~ i'm so ashamed with myself... I'll just have to revamp everything into JENSEN ACKLES now HOW BOUT THAT SAI??!?!! LOLOLOLOL XD woman... you always pop in at the right moments!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! HAHAHAHA

AND WHAT IS THIS??? AIBO IS DEMANDING A TOM WELLING LAYOUT?!?!?!?!!! BIKKURISHITA~~~!!!! Does that mean your crusade against Tom is OVER??? XD XD XD DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE ACCEPTING TOM NOW??? LOLOLOLOL~

DOES THAT MEAN I CAN DO A TOM x JENSEN LAYOUT? LOL~ XD

==3333

10/05/2006 @ 10:29

Comment from: sai [Member] · http://saidrifter.livejournal.com/

GIMME MY JENSEN ACKLES LAYOUT!

I WANT MY JENSEN dammit!!

I am sure TAKKI WON"T MIND sharing the blog space even though it's splattered with Jensen's pics...

HEY takki might even be a secret JENSEN fanboy :D mwahahahahaha

10/05/2006 @ 10:34

Comment from: aki [Member]

hahaha not really me not give blessing hahahaha me being understanding aibo [with limits hahahahaha]~~ *runs* Aibo put foot down at two guys, tsubasa how? he osso u throw away ka T___T

kanashimiiiiii~~~ my life is over lol nere want jensen instead of tsubasa

*sobs*

but then again lol let them be your other [txt] LOL oooh blasphemous [sp?] *runs*

10/05/2006 @ 11:28

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

i was gonna say
i FAIL at being takki's gf.
cuz.. i hate nattou.. i almost threw up trying it.. but i TRIED...
and i throw my shoes when i come home hahahaha. unless my mom is home but when i'm home alone.. hahaha as long as they don't get in my way when i get home. i''ll pick them up later (which i do like cleanup every other day of course)
lol
his list is so CUTE........
takki DOES seem like an easy going sorta guy ne?~
bwahahah
what's with the SMALL text with teh waking up
hahahhahaha. omgggggg waking up gently..
hehehehehehe what HENTAI thoughts are YOU THINKING (ahem こっちこそ~私も変態なんだけど www)


10/05/2006 @ 11:42

Comment from: dithers [Member]

MASAKA AKI-chan! Did you just give your blessings to Nere and Tom Welling?!?! (o..O) Yappari, hen desu yo~

Oh, just read your 11:28 post, ah yokatta~ I thought you are letting Nere make her uragiri ways with Tom Welling official in here considering how you would like to *SLASH* *SLASH* him on his sleep (harsh!) XD

*lol* did you just say something in Fil there? hmmm, not bad ^^....yeah, Id keep saying that to Tackey over and over until his knees turn to jello and I go kidnap him with less resistance XD kerana saya cinta Tackey *hearts* *hearts*

...and I dun want PUBLIC SALUTE, I want you to do triple cartwheels and a perfect split when I finished up on the nattou (IF and WHEN we go XD). Are you on?!?! ~

SHUDUCK, i haven't heard of that story but I often line up my shoes neatly when I get home and no ghost/entities has come haunt me yet, not that Im daring them to coz Id be so scared. Maybe when I go on my Tackey looney mode, im possessed with these spirits?! XD

but hey, I have to agree with Michelle, Nere's and Jenn's sites not the same. Though they both are very *ahem* very informative. Thumbs up!


10/05/2006 @ 15:32

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

BWAHAHAHAHH DITHERS!!! TRIPLE CARTWHEELS AND PERFECT SPLIT ...OMG I'M ON WITH THE BET!!! (even though it's aibo doing all the cartwheeling HAHAHAHAH) ==333

*deflates* awwww no 100% blessings for Tom? LOL~ ahh as for Jensen don't worry, he belongs to SAI~ I'm still a T girl... T&T&T Tackey&Tsubasa&Tom Welling THUD... XD what a weeeeird combination XD

LOL CATHY! XD btw is Jin a nattou freak too?

10/05/2006 @ 15:47

Comment from: aki [Member]

Dithers:

'and I dun want PUBLIC SALUTE, I want you to do triple cartwheels and a perfect split when I finished up on the nattou'

for one box of nattou thats a steep price to pay. okay u eat 3 nattou boxes I'll do cartwheels and 360 degree split.

bAHAHA i dun think u can withstand scoops of that stuff without mustard and soy sauce. ughhh~~ i can still remember the nattou taste. its all slimey and goey and the smell ooooh

GIMME KIMCHI ANYTIME lol [luckily for me tsubasa likes kimchi too BAHAHAHAHA]

10/05/2006 @ 15:51

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

heheh michelle..
the reason i feel jenn's n nere's blog almost same bcos i feel nere's blog is gettin more 2wards d clean,elegant look..i rmb her 03 blogs abit more wild colourful type w alot of ultra small emoticons used..now is almost like jenn..
jenn uses d cbox tagboard i tink...although gt diff.individual comment box too..urgh i haven chck out her blog these few days i better go now keke

10/05/2006 @ 16:03

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO PUT THE LID ON, DO THEY?!

CLOSING THE SHOP!!!

10/05/2006 @ 16:11