Did you all meet EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA yet on the Takkicon DVD

I haven't completely finished watching the Takkicon DVD last night coz I came home really late and was so tired so I decided to just but I caught few glimpses of EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA whom in his first appearance in the DVD introduction, I absolutely did NOT realize that he's supposed to be an *ahemLOL* ASSASSIN DIES!

Oops I just semi-spoiled you fufufu Anyway, behind the "More" are more visual spoilers so proceed at your own consequences ya~

When the intro first rolled, I was like, who the heck is this super-ayashii person wearing lots of black leather walking in this ayashii dark alley with his ayashii footsteps echoing in the darkness!!! And to top it off... he was holding TAKKI'S PHOTO OMG that totally threw me off my chair seriously bahahahaha And then he went VROOM in his red sportscar to the con venue bwahahaha it's sooo cheesy in a very cute way But at that moment I thought that oh it's Takki zooming in his car to get to his solocon or something, coz despite his face was all shadowed in the dark when he was in the car, erm hello... Takki fan's internal radar reading was totally BOUNCING OFF THE CHARTS BEEP BEEP BEEP IT'S TAKKI IT'S TAKKI hahahaa~ you can sort of see the shape of his face in the dark too! So yeah I thought that was it! Just a cheesy-but-kakkoii intro, you know?

Until suddenly a few songs later... EHHH!!!? AYASHII TAKKI APPEARED AGAIN...

Ayashii Takki was walking up the steps somewhere inside the con venue it seems... and he was carrying a big metal case And then he sets the big metal case down, opens it and lo and behold...

ARA?!!! ....MACHINE SNIPER GUN?!?!?!

*FALLS OFF CHAIR AGAIN*

And the funniest thing is THE TAKKI PHOTO AGAIN!!! ...inside the metal case next to the rifle/machine gun whatever weapon that is, and that's when I realized that AYASHII TAKIZAWA is supposed to be EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA *DIES DIES DIES x1000000* ...hired by someone to "OFF" our beloved idol Takizawa Hideaki!!! OH THE EVIL!!!!! That was priceless yo, seriously~ and they also cheesily inserted EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA shooting at our SINGING DANCING IDOL TAKIZAWA just in time for the fire or explosive effects onstage BAHAHAHAHAH it's soooooo fun-neeeeee LMAO~

Hidooooiiiiii jyaaaan!!! Now how on earth could ANYONE possibly wanna "OFF" such a kawaii dorky human being such as thisssss:

And now what I wanna know really is WHO could possibly be behind this... this... this... SUPER DORKY CHEESY PLOT LOOOLLLL!!!! For some reason I have this huge big hunch that TAKKI himself came up with all this coz it has "DORK TAKKI" written all over it! HAHAHAHAH! No doubt about it! Takizawa Hideaki, you're so endearingly dorky!

@ 23:56pm
HOLY CRAP~ I JUST FAST FORWARDED TO THE ENDING AND OMGWTF~~~~~ BEWARE! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!

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Posted on > 09/01/2006 17:09pm by Nefretiri
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Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

*ROFLMAO*

dammit! i was supposed to save my "DVD virginity!!!!" for the darn DVD! XD *shakes fists @ Nere* darn u womaaaan!

OMG HAHAHHAHA ok. exactly HOW DRUNK were the AVEX crew / Takki when they produced that??? HAHHAHAHA Takki!!! U DORK! U MEGA DORK U!!!!

o SNAPS! red sportscar! red sportscar! ALERT! ALERT!! ....isnt that what Takki has/drives? *ROFL* but of course the last time he talked about getting a new car, he said he specifically wanted: "a FLAMING red sportscar!" XDDD o no~ it cant just b RED like the 1 he has/had! it has 2 b *FLAMING* red! *LMAO* o Takki...how we love u so...

09/01/2006 @ 22:03

Comment from: dithers [Member]

HAHAHAHAHA BON-chan, why you clicked on the MORE link then?! AAAAhhhh sekacchi tsk tsk tsk XD XD XD

I actually had no doubt that SNIPER is TACKEY! I think even with the shadows, its easy to identify its him + that black biker gloves which Tsuba seem to fancy too ^^ Anyways, the whole TARGET-TAKIZAWA drama's kinda funny. A little off for a XMAS CON DVD duncha think? But Tackey probably wanted it to look mysteriously cool or something XDDD And they superimposed that SNIPER TAKIZAWA on the foreground everytime they show that angle of the stage from the audience. Thought there was something wrong with my TV when I saw that black shadow (or Im being SADAKO-fied....KOWAI! Unless, its Tackey whose gonna crawl out from my TV which is very much a welcome thought ^^)

Last 2 things on that mini-dorama, first, that SNIPER TAKIZAWA keep missing his 'TARGET' XDDD Our sniper isn't really a very skilled one ne? Cant perform the task at hand with so many chances XDDD Got even distracted with the AAAaaaaan......HAAAAaaaaa....AAAAAaaahhh woman! XDDDD (notice that this time around, the whole OOOooOOohhh, AAAAaaan thing is written in alphabets and not hiraganas XD If they did it for overseas fans, oh how considerate hahahaha ^_~)

Second, I cant tell which is cheesier, Akiyama-kun's SC Premium poses or Tackey-Hidezo doll's rabu-rabu moment on the DVD!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! XDDDDDD That last part is soooooooooooooooo LMAAAAAAOOOOOO~~~~ I was waiting for all the digital rabu2 hearts to appear on the screen HAHAHAHAHAHA Like SNIPER TAKIZAWA with all the stern, angry-browed look just melted to yasashii (STILL SNIPER) TAKIZAWA looking *hearts* *hearts* *hearts* back to the winking HIDEZO doll XDDDD Like he was hypnotized or something giving out that cheesy grin XDDDD I would have to say, if it wasn't Tackey, I wont buy it but its TACKEY so.... *LMAOOOOO* Its the Takizawa touch to the DVD, leaving us with the crazy ending ;)



09/02/2006 @ 13:45

Comment from: naughtiest [Member]

ROFL!
I was thinking about waiting for my DVD but couldn't resist reading your post! Takki is so adorable and dorky XDD Gotta agree with you, I think Takki produced this DVD himself LOL This mini drama(?) is so him! and creepy winking Hidezo? *ROFLMAO* what a baka surprise!

Thanks Nere! For giving me a head's up!! XDDD now I can't wait to get my copy!!!


09/02/2006 @ 14:40

Comment from: usagi [Member] · http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrstsubasaimai

AHAHAHAHAA, I wached Takkuricon over @ Bon-chan's and...omg. XDDDDD Dithers, we were thinking the same exact thing too. "Man, Takki is a REALLY bad shot.." ROFL, how many times did he shoot again?! Who ever hired Takki's evil twin that wants to "off" him should really invest in actual professionals next time...not that we WANT Takki to be killed by his evil twin, but. XDDD

And the end....WTFFFFF HAHAHA. That look in evil twin Takki's eyes...like he wanted to RAPE Hidezo or something. XD HIDE-KUN!! RUNNNNN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!! Haahhahaha it must be like, Hidezo Care Bear Stare or something. Turns evil twin Takki into good twin Takki. I wonder if Hidezo Care Ber Stare works on uni professors? ;D

09/03/2006 @ 02:43

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

bwahhaha so THAT"s how it ended?! hahahaha.
that's hilarioussssssssss.
omg........ i want this..
Nere nere nere..
which Ho! summer do you think is worth getting? limited or normal? I kinda want michi but what's special about the limited? oshiete oshiete?

09/03/2006 @ 09:22

Comment from: usagi [Member] · http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrstsubasaimai

EH????? Nere, a friend of mine (tsubasanotoriko@livejournal) just posted this up in an entry....

TACKEY IS TOPS

A recent online poll revealed thah HIDEAKI TAKIZAWA is currently the most popular actor in JAPAN.
NO KIDDING!!!!! The teen hearththrob has sucessfully knocked Takuya Kimura off the numero uno spot. Now, why is tackey so popular, you ask? Aside from his boyish good looks and talent, Tackey is seems, is down-to-earth. " The japanese public has grown tired of Takuya and his tantrums." reported sina.com recently.(It's well known that the actor demands VVIP treatment wherever he goes)."They want a nice, new idol. And Tackey fits the bill.

- article in GALAXY 1-16 August 2006

O.O!!!!!!!


09/03/2006 @ 11:49

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

Cathy....... you should get the one with the DVD!!!!!!! the limited version with the furitsuke DVD! (coz there's another limited version with the keychain/coaster bonus... but the DVD is def more worth it!!!) it's sooo much fun hahaha XD

Usagi, I have absolutely no doubt (and not surprised either) that Takki is one of the most popular actor right now... I've seen his popularity poll ranks shoot up ever since he did Yoshitsune, coz it totally made him mainstream!!! ^.^ even before Yoshitsune too, he was already in the Top 10 at least... now I keep seeing him up in Top 5 in a lot of ranks!!! XD (and even #1 in some)

Wow... does Kimutaku really throw diva tantrums LMAO XD i have no idea...... XD XD XD but Takki definitely fits the "nice idol"... and I have no doubt that he will stay nice forever :D coz thats just the way he is

09/03/2006 @ 19:25

Comment from: Linda [Visitor]

Was watching it over the weekend with my kiddos and my little long zhe like Hidezo so much dat we watched the ending like X100 times! LOL.

Now, I must hide my hidezo doll really well or it will be in his destructive hands..... @@lll

09/04/2006 @ 09:59

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

LOL Linda~ your xiao long is so cuteeee XD woahhhh careful with your Hidezo there hahahahaaa XD keep him safeeee :D

Dithers OMG about the ero dance footage...... WTF with all the OVERKILL STARS EFFECTS and the OOooOOohhh... Haaaaaa... Aaaaannn... in ROMAJI ALPHABETS lmaoooo yeah i wonder too if they really did it for overseas fans LOL since last time it was using hiragana...! although considerate, it really makes the footage look VERY TACKY!!!!!!! LMAOOOO!!! hiragana would've looked better!!!! omg thud i got a headache from the OVERKILL EFFECTS of words and glowing stars seriously almost got epilepsy LMAOOO (considering there's also HT behind all the overkill effects LOLOLOL) XDDDDDD

09/04/2006 @ 12:35

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Tell me you didn't go in a seizure! XDDD Woman, I was doing happy *CRINGES* on that HAHAHAHA LIKE OOOOMYGGGGAD! He didn't do that! No HE DIDN'T JUST do a BODY WAVE while push-pulling his feather boa sideways XDDDD *giggles*

But this EROERO left me bit hanging XD The feather boa covered the 'assets' and not much naughty moves there eh?! XD About HIRAGANAS vs ROMANIZED AAAAAAannns,yeah, I agree. Why do they put so much distractions on eroero dance anyway?! >..

09/04/2006 @ 17:41

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

ROFL!!! ALMOST!!! Coz its almost unreal actually seeing it again!!! HT-san HISASHIBURI LMAO XD in the con I got a very clear view of his sluttiness HT-sama at the last con but sigh... since my brain has no AV cable output T___T i was hoping the DVD would make up for it... i mean it did, TOTALLY~ but would've been so much better without the crazy special effects overkill hahahaa but OMG yeah those moves he made were PRETTY SLUTTY NE!!! i didnt get to see clearly what he did when he was on the crane erodancing while throwing frisbees (LOL)

but ahhh this ero dance is saikou!!! i mean yeah its not a full blown real ero dance but it's fun this way ne? like, i think it was meant to be stupid and funny and baka and playful lolololol~ the introduction itself was so cheesy with the 2001 space odyssey anthem... and the screen reading something like: FINALLY~ THE RETURN OF THE LEGENDARY DANCE... ERO ERO DANCE 2005 LMAOOO XD XD XD

what cracks me up the most at the DVD was when he screamed that "RASUTO FOOOOOOO~~~~" in super high pitch like that BAHAHAHAHAA ohmygod that was EXTREMELY PRICELESS HAHAHAHAHAA XD

09/04/2006 @ 17:49

Comment from: dithers [Member]

*lol* USAGI, yeah, the evil sniper Takizawa misses even if it shows right-on target on his rifle all the time XD Coz maybe, he's not that evil. He's very much yasashii as evident on that last part--- winking HIDEZO to Sniper Takizawa to winking HIDEZO to Sniper Takizawa *ROFLMAOOOO*

so it is SPACE ODYSSEY THEME! I was figuring that one out. CHEESY. CHEESY. CHEESY. FOOOOOOO~~~~ XDDD Now its the FAMOUS and LEGENDARY ERO DANCE *RRRRROFLLLLL*

Dont worry NERE-chan, next time Id do a FRANKENSTEIN on you and make an AV cable output there right in the middle of your eyes behind full bangs (to hide them haha) so we'd all see a clear view of the LEGENDARY, SLUTTY ERO DANCE XDDD Get ready ah XD

09/04/2006 @ 18:29

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

lol that thing about the sniper was soooo weird! we could see from the very start that it was Takki (yeah we fans of Takki can recognize him everywhere even in the dark) and everytime the sniper tried to kill Takki it was really bad done... they just put a shot of the sniper on the live footage... it was hilarious !!! and the best part is that the sniper is beaten when Takki do his eroero dance ^^ (oh by the way the visual effects on the eroero dance are so awful all the stars and the letters we can't see a damn thing ! they did remove visual effects from Tsubasa's dvd but they put them on the Takki one)

anyway this was a hell of a good dvd ! nearly died watching Takki playing yoshitsune it was a really great performance !

09/05/2006 @ 23:09

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

i finally watched the DVD last nite! and coz i happened to see nere-chan's spoilery first picture here before that, i already knew it was takki from the start lolz.. the whole assasin thing was so corny but funny!

i think this segment was added by Takki himself too, i mean it's so TAKKI-ISH! hahaha... did u guys see the credits? it says "[DVD STAFF] TOTAL DIRECTION = TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI" lolz.. i think he decides what goes inside the dvd.

09/06/2006 @ 10:58

Comment from: leli [Member]

Received the dvd yesterday. Since came home very late,just watch some & fastfwd it before I go to work. Seen the evil assasin hehehehehe, but can't comment too much yet as I haven't finish watch the whole dvd. But in some songs, I noticed it should be that there's Takki talked to the fans & made joke ? but it weren't showed in the dvd, I knew coz I compare the dvd with the fancam dvd I got. Will watch it tonight, darn..darn...at this hour I'm still in the office, might gonna be very late again arrive home, but this time I have to....have to...must finish the dvd.....it's TAKKI....
by the way, love the keyring so mucchhhh....and lucky I bought Tsubasa dvd solo con too, coz they're should be couple stuffs, keyring w/ the strap...hmmm...they're can't be separated aren't they....T&T you're the Best...:)

09/06/2006 @ 18:18

Comment from: raquel [Member]

Tackey Solo con!!! it´s great!!!! He looks really really Handsome!!! And He looks so sweet!!!! I love the DVD TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI solocon!!! We love you TACKEY

09/15/2006 @ 05:24

Comment from: fantasyprone [Member]

Ahaha, I FINALLY got to watch my DVD last night. BAKA TAKKI WTF WAS THAT WITH HIDEZO?!!?!?? I REALLY don't get it! I could see the assassin was Tackey from the start, but- ah, he really sucks at aiming!
And I thought the eroero dance wasn't nearly as good as the Harucon one. Too much feather-boa, not enough ero.
...AHAHA I'M GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN XD

11/07/2006 @ 16:27