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Awwww aren't they just two of the cutest persons in this entire world

Things you'll learn about Takki in this episode:
1. Once dasai will always be dasai
2. Balloon-phobic much?

I thought I previously read some reports saying that Takizawa was acting bully-ish towards Tsubasa? It's all the other way around towards the entire bangumi yooooo WTF Takki was totally bullied, bashed, made fun of throughout the whole 20 minutes hahahaaa (but then again it would be less fun otherwise! XD)

So, Kazuchan, Ueda and Teppei came out and said that they have a special idol guest today, and introduced Takki first So, Takki and DASAI HAT #3 came out from the side of the stage, and Takki had this one long-stemmed red rose in his hand and gave it to Kazuko

And when they introduced Tsubasa, it's so funny because I NOTICED Takki immediately turned towards the direction of the side entrance where he had walked in from, expecting Tsubasa to make his entrance exactly from that side too But then suddenly the center wall turned bling-bling with fancy lights and all and the wall opened up in the center and Tsubasa gets to make a grand entrance from there! AND NOT JUST THAT... TSUBASA ALSO HAS A HUGE BOUQUET OF RED ROSES FOR KAZUKO!!! *DIES*

Tsubasa handed the huge bouquet to Kazuchan, and Kazuchan hugged him awwwww soooo cuuuute! ...while Takki looked dazed and confused at the side BWAHAHAHAH!!! POOR TAKKI!!!!

And before Takki even managed to recover from his dazed-and-confused-ness, Kazuchan already snapped to him saying: "There's soooo much DIFFERENCE in the amount of roses here!" OMG OUCH!!! Alright now, who's that mean evil producer who set Takki up like this? http://aki.tsubasa-imai.net" target="_blank">aki and I were actually kinda wondering if this was pre-planned by the producers or if Takki really only prepared 1 stem of rose himself while Tsubasa went all out and brought a huge big ass bouquet of roses!!!! LOL!!! Then again, it kinda does suit their personalities... simpleton Takki with his one stem of rose (in which since it came from Takki himself, would be ABSOLUTELY MORE THAN ENOUGH for me!!! LOL!)

Takki was all like, "But but but how come I came in from the side?" LOL! Kazuchan then said that Tsubasa is the GUEST therefore by default he gets the center grand entrance! LOL oh poor Takki! Tsubasa always stole Takki's precious thunder whenever he sets foot on Zubari set!

And then for a bit Tsubasa talked about how whenever he watches Zubari, he always sees Kazuchan being super extra nice to Takki! Ahem, yes, as we know Takki is Kazuchan's GOLDEN BOY And the moment Tsubasa said that, Ueda immediately jumped in all fiery saying "Sou ne sou ne! Don't you feel Takki is getting some kind of a FAVORITISM?" Hahahaha poor Ueda and Teppei, always taking the backseat to Golden Boy Takizawa! Anyway, for one second there I thought the point of Tsubasa bringing up this subject is to dis the whole Takki special treatment thing (and it seems Ueda thought the same too HAHAHA!) until Kazuchan replied: "But it's ii kanji desho?" and Tsubasa replied: "SOU DESU NE!" LMAOOO THUD THUD THUD x100000 Ueda was like why the heck are you agreeing over it HAHAHA TSUBASA WHAT IS YOUR POINT EXACTLY???! LOLOLOLOL!!!

And then they sat down together for a "discussion corner" with Kazuchan. As usual, guests would come to Zubari to consult Kazuchan about a problem that they have. Originally I thought Tsubasa would be in the "Unmei no karute" segment but turns out that this is a slight variation to the Takkipapa-Teppeimama corner Tsubasa said that he has some problems he would like to consult with Kazuchan, in which Kazuchan cheekily answered: "You can ask me aaaanything~~~"

Seriously, I thought that Tsubasa is going to ask problems about himself but of course, I was completely forgetting that this is IMAI TSUBASA ON ZUBARI IU WA YO! The one chance he gets to dis Takizawa Hideaki while in his own natural habitat! HAHAHAHAH! So he voiced his problem #1, which Teppei has ready written on a signboard:

Lately Takizawa's clothes have been GYARU-like
(Gyaru = those trendy girls in Tokyo who wears A LOT of makeup and lots of other funky funky clothings)

*DIES*

As if I wasn't already shocked enough at that statement... they proceeded to show a PHOTO of what's supposedly Takki's SANDALS which looked horrendously TACKY (pun intended XD) and seriously, I'm a girl, but I would never be caught dead wearing *THAT* OMG laughs to death TAKIZAWAAAAAAA what kind of sandals is THAT!!!! It's gold, silver, with lots of bling blings... *FAINTS*...

...come to think of it, it looks like KENKOU SANDALS still!!!! Takki!!! Are you trying to put some STYLE in your dasai kenkou sandals by adding lots of bling bling onto them???? *DIES LAUGHING* BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA

And then the next item they showed a HANDBAG and uh... seriously I still have NO IDEA if that's really Takki's handbag, but if it really is.... I'm SERIOUSLY starting to get very worried about Takki! LOL! Makes me wonder if Tsubasa saying "Lately Takizawa's clothes have been GYARU-like." is some kind of a euphemism to say "Takizawa's clothes are all VERY DASAI!"

Okay, I gotta admit that the handbag is quite pretty... but FOR A GIRL, that is!!!! Not for a fully-grown MAN like Takizawa Hideaki! LMAO! That doesn't even look like a man-purse yo it just screams GIRLLLLL all over it!!! I mean, if I see it in a store I'd buy and wear it (if tacky gold is back in style, that is XD) However, I can't really say the same for the sandals...... Everytime I look at it I only think of one word: TACKY

Ueda & Teppei were also laughing and saying the handbag is really very very ONNA HAHAHAHA! Takki laughed so hard as they pointed out the side pouches that has a hairdryer sticking out of it and a hairbrush! WTFFFFF TAKKI!?!?!?!?!

But suddenly Kazuchan came to his rescue saying:

But if it was Takki who was holding/wearing those things, it's very suitable ne!

And the audience all went "Yeeeessss~ very suitable!" in a unanimous chant! LOL! Kazuchan then said that since Takki is a very simple person, it would be very suitable if he was wearing a "CHEAP-LOOKING JEANS" and holding all these bling bling stuff

......... *speechless*

Takki too was speechless. It would be extremely appropriate for the Zubari video editors to animate a HUMONGOUS SWEATDROP on Takki's face when Kazuchan said "cheap-looking jeans" BAHAHAHAHAHA Oiii Kazuchan! Are you actually defending Takki or are you actually adding more insult to his injury! LMAO!

They talked a little bit about something that happened in Saipan too. Tsubasa complained about how in Saipan, Takki had lost his wallet (or Tsubasa had HEARD that Takki lost his wallet) and so Tsubasa went all the way around hotel to help look for the wallet until finally, when he went to Takki's room (probably hours later), he found that Takki is conveniently SLEEPING and that his wallet was already there in the room!!! LOLLLL!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA but turns out that Takki did know his wallet was in his room, and he had told someone he didnt have his wallet and that someone else kinda assumed Takki had lost his wallet somewhere and the story kinda just SNOWBALLED and because a bit of a misunderstanding! Bwahahaha~ *WHACKS THEM BOTH*... OK never mind... let's just get to the good part!!!

Next page:
Balloon-phobic Takizawa!

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Categories > downloads, zubari, tsubasa / 2250 words / Permalink
Posted on > 08/11/2006 13:23pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: aki [Member]

This pic - zubari20060808m.jpg - the last one in the series. LOL SO CUTE!!!! HAHHAHAA Tsubasa face CHOU EVIL! That snigger OMG!! HAHAHAHA Yappari na he really knows what is takki's weakness. Anything that would give him a popping heart attack. Haha flying snakes out of a can - DAME!! A big rat rampaging thru the walls - DAME, A popping balloon - DAME, an explosion without notice - DAME!!! LMAOOO cute guy!

Haha so fun to make fun of takki ladet. Haha if i was his sister, Id sneak in a corner and scare the hell outta him haha. I like to do that to my mother tho nothing fazes her. *SCARY* Catching ppl unawares is FUN FUN FUN!!! *does a hitachin*

*gets bricked*

08/31/2006 @ 15:46

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

LOL SOU DESU YO NEEEEE THAT CAP IS SO CUTE AND EVIL!!!! TAKKI LOOK SO SCARED LIKE A LITTLE KID!!!!! you know, there's actually one edition of SONGS magazine, the 01/2004 one i think... where T&T on the cover, and inside got Takki with a balloon gun and he's waving it at a scaredy-cat-looking Tsubasa... and because of that photo, I really never had figured that IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! I never thought takki was SCARED OF BALLOONS and I thought Tsuba was scared of balloons instead hahahahaaa XD XD XD

Poor Takki... he gets PUNK'D so many times!!!! Seriously he has the funniest reactions... they really should just make a PUNK'D TV show for Takitsuba... where Tsubasa PUNK'Ds Takki over.. and over... and over... and over... and over... and over... every single week of the year LMAO........ sonna wa dame kana... for Takki's oyaji heart I mean XDDDDD

08/31/2006 @ 16:30

Comment from: aki [Member]

HAHAHAHHA speaking of PUNK sou da yo ne. They should punk each other or PUNK jiyanizu or other ppl. That would be very funny. Punking tamori ka downtown ka, gackt ka hahaahahah

08/31/2006 @ 17:16

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

omg punking DOWNTOWN that would be HILARIOUS BAHAHAHAHAHAA those DOWNTOWN ojichans would be sooooooo funny XD XD XD XD aaaaaaa i want a TxT PUNK'D TV SHOW!!!!!!

08/31/2006 @ 17:18

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

Thank you for the link. Now that I actually have some me time (as I was being held hostage by exams -__-), I can get back into some TxT goodness! Thank you nere!

09/20/2006 @ 05:21

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

IYAAAAAAA! Its been removed T__T. That's okay though. I shall put my best detective foot forward and find it soon. Thanks for the heads up ^__^.

09/20/2006 @ 05:42

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

BWAHHHHH!!! So funny...LOL!!! ME tooo...afraid with balloon...
I wanna watch it but can not be open bcoz be banned...hope someone can share it oneday...really wanna watch this one!

10/03/2006 @ 15:00

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

yeah i'm really sorry about the youtube thing... youtube sent me an email saying its been blocked due to 3rd party complaints FROM TBS JAPAN!!!!!! like TBS actually browses through youtube? SO ANNOYING!!!!! i wanna upload again on youtube but i'm scared they delete my account T_____T

10/03/2006 @ 15:15

Comment from: bitchiee_me [Member]

ooh ! takki was soooo cute ! thanks for sharing this ! i would really like to see the video myself...erm...sorry to bother...but does anyone knows where i can watch it ?

10/06/2006 @ 21:40