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> wink up 08/2006: wackiest holiday story ever

Ahhhh the feeling of getting magazines at no more than the REAL JAPANESE PRICETAG! :v-bling: PRICELESS Thank god for friends who make transit pitstops at Narita Airport :v-beat:

Wink Up 08/2006..... OMG (!) Wackier revelations of Takki's Hawaii trip!!! :v-pointup:

First and foremost important revelation before anything:

KOUTAN IS 28 YEARS OLD!!!! (oro)

...previously fans had speculated that he's around 30 something, like around 32-34 but noo OoO oOoo... apparently he's 28 yrs old only! (x_x) OMG SHOCK! So young!!! Well, not really THAT young but considering that we've pretty much placed him up there in the 30s, finding out that he's only 28 makes him... REALLY YOUNG!

I went together with, someone who's older than me, a 28-year-old ippan (ordinary/non-celebrity) guy friend.

While Takki did not reveal any names in this interview but uh hello, we already all know he went to Hawaii with none other than Koutan! :v-sun: Makes me wonder how did Takki and Koutan exactly meet and get so chummy?!! Is it both their undying love for BEER :v-beer: that created such an inseparable bond? Haha~

OK, so where shall we start in the true revelations of Takki's WTF trip to Hawaii? (Warning: You may experience instant death from too much WTFLOL-ness of his stories)

Because it's the two of us yarous traveling, we immediately thought of staying in a cheap hotel at Waikiki. But then someone we knew told us that they have a holiday villa in Hawaii and said that it's OK for us to use it. Hora, we also kinda have a budget situation so we accepted gratefully.

*AHEM!*

BUDGET SITUATION???

WHAT BUDGET SITUATION???

Aren't you :v-$$$: His Royal Okanemochi-ness Takizawa Hideaki :v-$$$: who has: 1. treated a band of juniors to a 400-pcs sushi feast; 2. bought Imai Tsubasa a chou expensive Sharp Aquos LCD TV; 3. bought a junior (suspected to be Akanishi Jin or Yamapi) a complete set of sound system/turntable/digital music gadgets for his music composing ambitions; 4. treated Yoko & Ohkura for dinners the entire span of Enbujou period, even on his own birthday; 5. bought a NEW HOUSE :v-house: for his family (??) (??) (??) Maybe Takki is such a spendthrift when it comes to other people that he's left nothing behind for himself! Hahaha~ ahhh Takki~~~ forget budgeting! SPEND! SPEND! ENJOY LIFE! :v-left: Don't listen to me, I give the worst advice XD

For traveling locally, we thought we'd rent a car. So we arranged to get ourselves an American car with an open top (convertible?).

As for the plane, at first we thought of going by Economy, but people around us said that "If students on a field trip are on board they're usually really noisy and are troublesome." and "While you were sleeping they might take your photo!" I'm actually OK with that but since I've been told that, I thought I'd just do business class instead.

Wow, school kids in Japan actually go on FIELD TRIPS to freakin' Hawaii???? (oro) Wait, yeah, I should know this coz I've read it in numerous school mangas where the kids get to take a trip together to freakin' ass beautiful Hawaii!!!! (oro) What the heckkkk??? Where got schools in Indonesia that would finance a field trip of hundreds to go to Hawaii??! The furthest we got is probably to Bali! LOL! *DIES*

The trip this time, we were really so into it yo. I even made myself a "Travel Guidebook" ne (laughs). I gathered lots of various information in it. Like, Day 1 we go to Aramoana, at night we go to this restaurant, after that we plan to do so and so... everything were laid out like that. And for the last 2 days, we decided that we'll just kinda wing it when we're there. My friend and I, we're both always very indecisive. Usually in Tokyo, just to decide upon a place to eat would take us about 1 whole hour yo! (laughs). We'd be in the car going: "Now what? What should we eat?", "You decide yo!", "Just think! Whatever occurs in your head right now is OK yo!" (laughs) We don't wanna have this kind of a 1-hour argument in Hawaii jyan! That's why we planned it all before our departure.

BWAHAHAHA I HAVE NO IDEA THEY ARE *THAT* LOL! Oh god he's just like the rest of us!!! Seriously! toro-chan and I are exactly this way!!! (but oddly enough when I get together with ami-chan we could actually decide on a place to eat within minutes! *SNAP*) But with toro-chan... LOL... we could be going up and down the escalator figuring out where to eat and both kinda pushing at each other you decide! no you decide! no YOU DECIDE! LOLWTF?! There was even this one time recently with another group of friends, we decided to go to restaurant A to eat, but when we got there it was extremely full and we were at the bottom of the waitlist OoO BUT DUE TO A VERY CHRONIC CASE OF INDECISIVENESS, BY THE TIME WE SORT OF KINDA DECIDED WHICH OTHER RESTAURANT WE SHOULD MOVE TO... we found that it's our turn already!!! YES, IT TOOK US *THAT FREAKIN LONG* TO DECIDE THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE ANYMORE! WTF!?

That's it for the Hawaii Preparation Chapter. There's also a Departure Chapter, this is a long story yo~ (laughs). Even at the Japan airport, we're both somewhat scared ne, and we're both mutually pushing each other to walk ahead of one another, like, "Omae, go on ahead yo~" like that (laughs). Eventually, the one who walks ahead of the other leads all the way to Narita and has to be all like, "...and another friend [is travelling with me]" ne (laughs). It's the first time I've ever done check-in by myself, and it's actually very easy ne. It's OK, I can totally do this by myself. Once in the plane I went to sleep, preparations are all OK!

Dude... I can just hear the audio of Takki's entire trip. THE SOUNDS OF TWO GROWN MEN BICKERING LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS!!!! Man... some bangumi producer should've sent some PUNK'D-style stealth/hidden camera crew to follow these two all the way to Hawaii and documented all the mishaps and all the baka-ness going on!!!! It'd be a best seller! Hell, if it got released on DVD we'd all buy it desho?

Finally we arrived in Hawaii. And soon we got to the immigration. Here's the best part yo. The one highlight of the travel (laughs). On the immigration form there's a part asking "Which hotel will you be staying at", and because I'm staying at a private villa and not a hotel, I left it blank ne. And so the officer asked me: "Where are you staying?" And I replied, "...at a villa." I tried to tell him with my incoherent English, and he was like, "How come someone as young as you has a villa?" that kind of a reaction ne. And then he asked, "What is your occupation?" and when I replied "I sing and act in dramas." in all honesty, he immediately went, "What did you say?! Are you lying???" that kind of a reaction. At that point I was like, "What do I do now???" and then that's when a Japanese staff was called in! The moment the Japanese staff saw my face that person went: "Ara? Takizawa-kun?" like that and immediately told the officer: "HE IS SAMURAI!" (the words "He is SAMURAI" is written in alphabets in Wink Up LOL!) And the next moment the other officer immediately said: "Oh SAMURAI! OK!" and stamped my passport (laughs). I am not making this up yo!!! In Hawaii, it seems that Yoshitsune just finished airing all the episodes at that time. My friend also used "Occupation = SAMURAI" and he also got through. At that moment, I thought to myself... "Yoshitsune-san, arigatou." (laughs).

WTFFFFF!!!!!!!

OK, I know he just said "I'm not making this up yo!!!" but bwahahahaaa is he freakin' serious?!?!?!! THIS IS SOME HILARIOUS SHIT MAN~ Takizawa Hideaki exploits his Yoshitsune role to the max!!! LOL!!!! Even KOUTAN is exploiting Yoshitsune LOL WTF OCCUPATION = SAMURAI?????? *DIES LAUGHING*

Guys, please don't attempt to try this "OCCUPATION = SAMURAI" at the US Immigration Counter (!) Takizawa Hideaki and Koutan might have gotten away with it but you............ might get deported instead! :v-zoom:

LOL OK there's soooo much more to the story but its 5 PM and I have go to meet ami-chan for a movie :v-mov: so I'll continue translating this later! *still giggling* XD Oh yeah Takki updated his Takiren too last night but I didn't get a copy of the text yet... so when I do get it I'll get working on it ASAP too~ something about Takki wanting to form a soccer team called KISANTA JAPAN? WTFCRACK! LOL OK~ see you later! :v-wave2:

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Posted on > 07/20/2006 17:07pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: leelin [Member]

nere, thanks for the update and great to hear from you after listening the news of tsunami and earthquakes. ...take care....

07/20/2006 @ 19:32

Comment from: dithers [Member]

THIS IS THE KIND OF ARTICLES I WOULD WANT TO READ ABOUT TACKEY! I wanna know more of how he does things a normal person would do. Thanks so much to WINK UP for this. Looking forward to your continuation NERE-chan. And this isn't the last of me yet..... :p I'll come flooding you with comments *lol*

will go back reading WITH MY FRIEND about your links on *ahem* :p

07/20/2006 @ 19:40

Comment from: jeabb [Member]

thanks for your translation ^^; it was so funny in the part at the airport just lik "Omae, go on ahead go go go" hahaha and the part of his Occupation = Samurai LOL! *DIES*

07/21/2006 @ 00:28

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

DEAR JESUS!!!

how MUCH Takki-INFO have fangirls (who cant read/translate japanese) missed out on??? LOLL!
arigato Nere for translating *hugz*

OUR BABY IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
how could he act/be so NORMAL and KAWAII when he lives such a hectic and stressful life?! yappari, hes still a 4 year old on the inside~

EHHH??? budget situation???? he BETTER b talking about KOUTAN and not about himself! poor Takki...hes just TOO generous to everybody (future wife will b the LUCKIEST woman on EARTH) v___v;;

WTFBBQ HAHHAHA the immigration-story is my FAVORITE --- can u guys just IMAGINE Takki speaking in his SUPER DUPER KAWAII & "INCOHERENT ENGLISH"???? KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Im not making this up yo!" *LMAO*

is anybody else falling DEEPER in LOVE w/ him after reading these translations? *melts*

07/21/2006 @ 02:24

Comment from: txtlinda [Member]

Hi there!

Am glad to see u bac. How's the quake and all??
My maid had tried to called home but the lines are not working. Now, we are all trying to get in touch with her family in calicap. Sure hope everything is fine...

My previous maid was hit by the previous quake and now this.... Sigh....

Linda

07/21/2006 @ 08:47

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

hey Linda! thanks for asking about the quake... and leelin too thanks for your email, so sorry i haven't replied you~! T___T anyway, the quake in Jakarta wasn't so bad. I felt the quake on Monday (the tsunami quake from West Java) coz I was on the 16th floor of a building and the building started swaying and I only realized it was an earthquake coz the window blinds were swinging left and right. But other than that it wasn't anything scary...

the quake on Wednesday... I didn't even feel it... coz it was 6 PM and I was at a friend's house, and we were sitting together and there were 7 people together and none of us felt it... maybe coz we're in the area where the quake wasn't really as big as the one in the business district. My parents were home too and it was in the same area (as where I was that time), and they didn't feel a thing too! We're like wtf? Do we need to TWEAK our awareness sensitivity notch? LOL XD coz people in the business district were being evacuated and such.... it was quite a panic apparently... weird. The funny thing was my friends and I were casually chatting together when suddenly all of our phones started beeping with "EARTHQUAKE!" smses... and all 7 of us looked at each other and like ??? earthquake??? what earthquake??? LOL XD

but yeah it's really must've been terrible for the area that got hit really hard at the epicenter of the quake... the tsunami was really unbelievable. I mean all these natural disasters hitting consecutively, the volcano in Central Java, the flood of boiling mud in Eastern Java, the quake at Central Java, and now suddenly quake AND tsunami in West Java! O_O dunno what is going on with nature T____T kowai~

so yeah... distracting myself with stories of OCCUPATION = SAMURAI XDDDDD

07/21/2006 @ 16:46

Comment from: fantasyprone [Member]

OCCUPATION SAMURAI!! *dies* LOL!! Only Takizawa could get away with that! Thank you so much for translating!!

07/21/2006 @ 19:07

Comment from: oor [Member]

Thank you very much for your translation.
It's very fun story. I've read it more than 1 time.
Tackey is very nice. Love him so much.

07/22/2006 @ 23:19

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Ok, first, WTF KOUTAN=28 sai???? O_o MAJI? He seem to be a older. I thought it was some sort of a father-son kind of a relationship. Althought Koutan-san is a lil off the usual otousan type that Id think he'd be. Beer-drinking and getting Tackey to jump and skydive when he has so little sleep. That explains it.... he is a 20-something crazy man!!!

Because it's the two of us yarous traveling, we immediately thought of staying in a cheap hotel at Waikiki. But then someone we knew told us that they have a holiday villa in Hawaii and said that it's OK for us to use it. Hora, we also kinda have a budget situation so we accepted gratefully.

Exactly! WHAT BUDGET SITUATION??? *lol* but well, it does look that Tackey IS one who knows how to spend his keep wisely. The only thing he splurges on are food w/ his friends and well, beer XD

For traveling locally, we thought we'd rent a car. So we arranged to get ourselves an American car with an open top (convertible?).

As for the plane, at first we thought of going by Economy, but people around us said that "If students on a field trip are on board they're usually really noisy and are troublesome." and "While you were sleeping they might take your photo!" I'm actually OK with that but since I've been told that, I thought I'd just do business class instead.

Cooool. Tackey in a convertible *hearts* and if Tackey would be travelling alone, there IS a possibility of him going economy?! What are the chances huh? Lucky economy riders if they chance him on that. And yes, where do these kids get all the money to travel abroad on a class field trip???

My friend and I, we're both always very indecisive. Usually in Tokyo, just to decide upon a place to eat would take us about 1 whole hour yo! (laughs). We'd be in the car going: "Now what? What should we eat?", "You decide yo!", "Just think! Whatever occurs in your head right now is OK yo!" (laughs) We don't wanna have this kind of a 1-hour argument in Hawaii jyan!

yeah, Im also like that with my friends from college. VERY INDECISIVE. But now, we try to kick the habit. We should or we dont end up anywhere *lol* I hate the feeling of waiting and waiting and waiting when you got a hungry stomach to feed *tummy growls*

Man... some bangumi producer should've sent some PUNK'D-style stealth/hidden camera crew to follow these two all the way to Hawaii and documented all the mishaps and all the baka-ness going on!!!! It'd be a best seller! Hell, if it got released on DVD we'd all buy it desho?

Yes, I would (if I have any left from my TxT fund XD). It would really be funny to catch them doing that.

"Yoshitsune-san, arigatou."

*lol* yeah arigatou YOSHITSUNE-sama for that or else Tackey wouldn't have gone to Waikiki and drink beer til morning and gone skydivin ^^

But when we're about to buy beer at the supermarket, we're asked for ID at the cashier.

hahahahahahaha.... Tackey, there is a disadvantage to that kawaii baby face of yours *lol*

"Please give him some tip!" (laughs) At the end I told the kid, "It's OK yo! Tomorrow I'll do it again yo!" and after that every night I would go and pass by that kid's place ne. He told me he's coming to visit Japan, so I thought I'd give him lots of info about Tokyo.

awwwwwwww... I wonder how he said that in his incoherent, broken english *kawaii*

You should go traveling more and come back and tell us more of your whacked out holiday stories!

YES, yes, come to our countries!!!! *lol* Go around ASIA! We'll provide the 'villas'. Come. come ^___^

Love this WU article so much, i flooded (^o^)

07/23/2006 @ 13:57

Comment from: maymay80 [Member]

wow.....arigato for the info from takey!. wat a trip. glad he had fun. like the ending part at the airport. hhahhaha.

07/23/2006 @ 23:44

Comment from: michelle [Member] · http://takki.us

Wahahahahaha LMAO~ Is there anyone whose occupation is 'Samurai' now? Don't think so... I can imagine how hard it is for the American immigration officer to understand Takki's english LOL.. But the HE IS SAMURAI thing is the funniest wahahahaha!!

Yes, Dithers, we will provide the "villas" in Asia anytime :)

07/25/2006 @ 08:20

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