Oh Takki you make such such such an adorable and *tiny* superhero But nevertheless, still a hero! Yeaaaaaah sentai ZubaRanger Takki save the world!!! (and maybe kick Superman's ass? Or is that pushing it? XD)

Gooooo sentai ZubaRanger Takki!!!

...and thank you for uploading, you know who you are <3333

I don't know what possessed them Zubari producers to do this, but I'm guessing that their guest of the day is or was somewhat a sentai action star or something maybe The thing is, the other guest did his sentai segment so heroically! Seriously! He was all like, kicking ass exactly the way it was done in sentai action movies/series! I mean, he did it the way it should've been done, you know? And then next comes Takki with his crackpot slapstick comedic sentai kickass moves... it's just... LOL!

The funny bit was when they asked Takki to do the sentai action sequence, he was all complaining saying he doesn't think he can save that girl (who played the damsel in distress for the first sentai action guest dude) and when asked why, Takki said: "Ah I just don't feel like saving her!" OMGLOLWTF Takki?! And everyone was like whaaaat! What kind of a wagamama hero is this! XDDDDD And Takki says he'll do it if the damsel in distress is Kazuchan!!! *DIES* HAHAHAHAH! OMG Kazuchan being the damsel in distress!!! Takki, you're sooooooo cheeky to that baba! XD

And OMG I almost laughed myself to death from the comparison between the first girl and Kazuchan! The first girl was all high-pitch voiced and all bouncy when she ran into the set squealing "Kyaaaa~ tasukete!" (Help!) But then when it was Kazuchan's turn BAHAHAHAHA HER VOICE! Can you imagine her voice squealing "Kyaaaa~ tasuketeee!"

Fear not! Sentai ZubaRanger Takki will save you, damsel baba in distress Kazuchan! And so Sentai ZubaRanger Takki jumps into the scene and PUNCHES and *SHORYUKEN* the evil bad villains in black unitards...

...oh evil bad villains in black unitards, BEWARE!!! Because Sentai ZubaRanger Takki has more kickass combo moves up his sleeve!!! such as...

①Sentai ZubaRanger Takki's FLYING HIGH PUNCH SPECIAL COMBO!!! (nefretiri)

Sentai ZubaRanger Takki kyaaaa You're so heroic!!! He even manages to slip in a part where he *PROTECTS* damsel baba in distress Kazuchan and tells her: "Nigerou!!!!" (Run!!!) while he fends off the evil bad villains in black unitards! Okay, I don't know why but that part is soooo cool!!! I think I've watched quite a few sentai series when I was a kid such as Megaloman, Goggle V and Gaban (please pretend I never said that!) and for some reason I remembered the sentai heroes would always DO THAT whenever they arrive at the scene! Tells the damsel in distress to run while he fends off the evil bad villains who may or may not be in black spandex unitards, single-handedly! Kyaaa~ sentai ZubaRanger Takki kakkoii~~~

But then suddenly *THUD* WHAT SPECIAL COMBO MOVE IS THIS?!!

②Sentai ZubaRanger Takki's EGYPTIAN DANCE EYE-POKING COMBO????

③Sentai ZubaRanger Takki's SPINNING BALLERINA TYPHOON SPECIAL????????

*DIES LAUGHING*

WTFFFFFFF!!!! XDDDDDD He just spins and spins with his arms stretched like that and suddenly all evil bad villains in black spandex unitards started losing their balance and got blown away BAHAHAHAHAHA but omg Takki looked soooo tiny when he's doing the spin he looks like this little DOLL!!! HAHAHAHAHA *dies*

And of course, no sentai hero's quest is complete without a heroic TAGLINE speech AND a SIGNATURE END POSE LOL!!!

Kazuko no HEART wa ore ga mamoru!!!
ROKUSEI SENTAI ZUBARANGERRRR!!!
I will protect Kazuko's heart!!! Six Stars Sentai ZubaRangerrrr!!!

LOL OMG!!! The first guy's tagline was "I will protect this world's safety!" but this ZubaRanger Takki!!! LOL!!! I don't think evil bad villains in black spandex unitards are after Kazuko's heart, no? So this ZubaRanger is a LOVE SENTAI WARRIOR??? HAHAHAHA!!! Like Superman lives to save Lois Lane at all times??? But anyway!!!!

*CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS*

Rokusei Sentai ZubaRanger Takki~~~~ you can come be my hero and save me from... uh... evil bad cockroaches and geckos... ANYTIME YOU WANT!!!

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Posted on > 07/11/2006 16:05pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Tackey what are you doing ?
i want to see it


Nerechan arigatoune

P.S. Nerechan Do you play MSN?

07/11/2006 @ 21:39

Comment from: takkiismydreamboy [Member]

pwahahaha omg that's the cutest thing i've ever seen !!! haha

07/11/2006 @ 23:10

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

PFFFFFFFFFFT i swear there was *SOMETHING* in the water...*reminds self to NEVER drink the water in Japan*

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Takizawa Hideaki is a 4 year old boy STUCK in a beautiful man's body XD

That/He IS the DORKIEST/CUTEST thing i have ever seen in my life XDDD




07/12/2006 @ 00:56

Comment from: dithers [Member]

WTH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

You know how badly I needed this kind of Takizawa now?! Like manna from heaven! ^o^ This is sooooooo funny! Totally cracked me up. I love all the ZubaRanger Tackey moves but that SPINNING BALLERINA TYPHOON tops!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its toooooo funny my tummy hurts! I think Japan wanted to come out with their own superhero since Superman is so hot these days so they bank on ZubaRanger Tackey and his ass-kickin', zettai ni fatal (coz you die laughin) moves. Whoever came up with the brilliant moves must have taken a huge dose of crack before the show (and for Tackey to be doing it, triple the huge dose but then we know that he's naturally 'on crack' so bakajiji is at it again XD XD XD ). Chotto, shouldn't Tackey be wearing something to keep his identity secret or something? Even on sentai series, they have costumes deshou? Like Kamen Rider, Mask Rider Black and ok, Shaider too (this just came up since its something related to the topic, why do sentai heroes wear helmets that liken them to insects? *lol*) DEMO ne, tis ZubaRanger Tackey look is ok. Luuuuuuv the signature end pose there too. Very modern and jpop superstah idol-ish hahahahaha

Thanks NERE-chan, for this pick-upper. It worked! It would be interesting to see ZubaRanger Tackey do that SPINNING BALLERINA move with the roaches and geckos around. HE WILL SHOW NO MERCY hahahahahaha


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07/12/2006 @ 01:56

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

lol....... good thing i didn't spit out the ice cream i was eating..
DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'll protect kazuchan's heart LOLLLLLLLLLLLL.

07/12/2006 @ 06:21

Comment from: maymay80 [Member]

LOL BUAAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHH

07/12/2006 @ 12:08

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

omg i was too busy laughing when i first watched... i just rewatched and i actually did hear him yell HADOUKEN!!! and then SHORYUKEN!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO

IS CHIBI OTAKU TAKKI A STREET FIGHTER VIDEOGAME CHAMPION LMAOOO BAHAHAHAHAAAA HADOUKEN SHORYUKEN DIESSSSSS i didnt even hear it i just wrote it in coz it looks like it LMAOOOO XD and turns out he did yell it out omg lol...

well thank god he used moves from street fighter instead of... uh... pro-wrestling huh??? XD

07/12/2006 @ 12:37

Comment from: fantasyprone [Member]

*DIES LAUGHING*
OMG BAKA TAKKI I LOVE YOU!! I really really REALLY want to see this now~! Doesn't FEEL LIKE saving her?! of course, only KAZU-CHAN is perfect for our Takki! XDXD
*dies again*

07/15/2006 @ 08:34

Comment from: fantasyprone [Member]

*DIES LAUGHING*
OMG BAKA TAKKI I LOVE YOU!! I really really REALLY want to see this now~! Doesn't FEEL LIKE saving her?! of course, only KAZU-CHAN is perfect for our Takki! XDXD
*dies again*

07/15/2006 @ 19:43

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

omg...SO FUNNY!!!
I HOPE I CAN WATCH IT

07/19/2006 @ 19:55

Comment from: raquel [Member]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! TACKEY SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!! that scenes are great!!!! he looks so funny and handsome!!!! (^-^) I love you tackey!!!!


10/05/2006 @ 00:23