THE ADVENTURES OF TAKIZAWA, KOUTAN AND BEER IN HAWAII

Cyn, thanks soooo much for the icons! Erm Takki, beer icon overload much?

Takizawa Rengou Vol. 213 - June 3, 2006
Otsukarechan
It's been awhile
After the castle wrapped up I got 3-4 years of consecutive vacation yo So during that time I got to go on vacation to HAWAII and also locally I went to Hawaii with my friend KOUTAN but although it was just the two of us, it was really fun yo Every morning around 9 AM we woke up and drink beer Afternoon before we eat, we drink beer Whenever we feel thirsty we drink beer While having dinner we drink beer Going to the bar it's sake sake sake sake sake If you ask me what did you do in HAWAII I'd say I drank It was the first time I went on a private overseas vacation so I was really DOKI DOKI yo First of all was the airport check in But thankfully it went very smooth After that inside the plane I was filling up the immigration card. This surprisingly too went smoothly And then we arrived at HAWAII's HONOLULU airport It all went smoothly until we got to the immigration I was stopped The officer talked to me a lot in english so the situation was quite yabai and so a Japanese staff was called in I was translated to the foreigner staff in English, and after everything, the foreigner staff said one thing: "Oo～ samura～i, samura～i!" ...

Is it because of Yoshitsune
What the heck?

Maーiーyaー

After that we arrived at the hotel safely. And the first thing we did was shopping Aa and drinks ne Beer beer Our liquid is always beer We made lots of friends at there too, and we were taken to North Shore And then we also went skydiving The day before we were drinking until 6 AM in the morning, a little sleepy, but we had to go dive at 10 AM I'm feeling OK but Koutan was... Koutan
It was a fun vacation From here on I'll be preparing for work that's coming up next
Katagataー, DRINK

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Dude....

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I'm utterly.... speechless

First I was speechless over all the DRINKING Seriously, I'm talking with aki and tako and we're all saying how surprised we are that Takki and Koutan didn't end up dead drunk sprawled on some streets of Honolulu, or like singing and dancing their drunken ass off on some beach in Waikiki at sunrise LMAO!!!!

And of course... no trip of Takizawa Hideaki's would be complete without TROUBLE AT THE AIRPORT *LOL*!!! Either it's with the metal detectors or with... AN AMERICAN IMMIGRATION OFFICER who was informed that he was in the presence of the great Yoshitsune-sama, a.k.a. MR.SAMURAI bahahahhahaha Oh dear... Takki Takki... *pets* you really make airport operations seem like such ROCKET SCIENCE while I can actually breeze through it with my eyes closed hahahahh!!! LOL... I was highly amused already at what he said in that Wink Up article about totally blur over the airport check in system and all that crap... LOL! And now he's like... OK... check in, CHECK Get on the plane, CHECK Fill out forms, CHECK Immigration counter NOT OKAY! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious!! Ahhhhh OMG this would make such GREAT TELEVISION MATERIAL!!! Why wasn't the producers of Zubari stalking him secretly?!!! Man, I would *LOVE* to see all this crap going on of Takki in Hawaii!!!

But seriously though......

TAKKI! STOP DRINKING SO MUCH!

*bitchslaps*

Drinking til 6 AM and SKYDIVING at 10 AM??? WHAT, IS HE ON SOME BAD CRACK??!!! TAKIZAWA YOU WA GOT DEATH WISH DESUKA???? OMGWTF??? How did he manage to stay AWAKE ALIVE to skydive??? I am SERIOUSLY worried about him... although it DOES sound like a VERY FUN vacation, but for some reason... it does NOT sound like a very healthy one... And what exactly happened to Koutan after the whole drinking til 6 AM and skydiving at 10 AM? LOL... did Koutan faint while he was diving? I hope Koutan didn't like... puke his guts out all over his tandem instructor bahahahhaa.. eww... gross! (After all, Koutan *IS* an ojichan compared to Takki? LOL!)

Tsk tsk... Takki..... YOUはBAD BAD BAAAAAD BOYになっちゃったね！ *spank spank spank spank* Who's gonna join me in spanking the royal bad boy Takizawa butt?

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Posted on > 06/03/2006 00:46am by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: dithers [Member]

You know in a heartbeat I would join you with the spanking ^___^ I guess, the rest of us would want to do that if only to touch the royal Hideass! XD Now, who would want to spank KOUTAN? Y' know, since they both had been bad, bad boys in Waikiki, Koutan-san should also be taught a lesson.... any takers??? Kazu-chan? Hashida-san? *lol*

Nways, drinking til 6am and skydiving at 10am?! ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FREAKIN MINDS?!?! I would still be having a hangover by then. I wouldnt be surprise if KOUTAN did puke his guts out. Like in mid-air ---- EEEEEYUCK!!! Ok, excuse me for saying this part but people would be looking up and say, "oh its drizzling sake........and bits and pieces of something else"--- ALRIGHT MINNA altogether now----- EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! XD XD XD m(_ _)m hope no one is eating while reading comments. GOMEN Well, i got the feeling its either he did that or he was unconscious that he wasnt able to do it at all. I'll be surprised if Tackey succeeded doing it smoothly himself too. Too much alcohol + lack of sleep + acceleration in skydiving is just not a very good combination. I bet he's not telling us some things about HIS skydiving~

But all's well, just too much alcohol intake and a little problem on language barrier at the airport. Im happy that in his own terms, he had a blast of a vacation. Atleast, we now know where he'd be spotted the next time he'd take an overseas vacation. Where there is flowing of beer, there is Takizawa Hideaki....and Koutan! XD


06/03/2006 @ 03:47

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

oh my....

HOLY MOTHER OF PEPPERONCHINO PASTA...

*joins NERE in Taka$$ spankin'*

WHEN WILL THIS BOY LEARN?? XDDD what is that, like 4 years worth of drinking!? *THUDDD* and KOUTAN!!! my my, Takki ur just being a bad boy lately....

1st of all) Takizawa Hideaki, u were SUPPOSED to bring TSUBIE to Hawaii. not KOUTAN.
2) drinking 45 gallons of beer WAS prohibited...
3) u shouldve updated Takiren much earlier
4) SHOULD b working w/ TSUBIE on new unit activites!!!

mouuu TAKKI~~~ *whines* but im REALLY GLAD u got his MUCH deserved vacation!!! that sounded like SOOO MUCH FUN~! but skydiving...chotto...ummm....XD i like myself on the ground thanks *LOL*

BUAHAHHAHAHAHHA he got stopped again *LMAO* i was soooo proud of him @ when i started reading Takiren XDDDD poor thing mustve been so *CONFUZZLED* being bombarded w/ english *LOL* well now Takki, u'll kno how WE feel whenever we fly to Japan to see u XD *whacks*

BTW, arigato NERE for the Takiren update!! *HUUUGs*

06/03/2006 @ 06:47

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

Kouton ???
who is he?????

Tackey!!!! stop drinking now!!!!!
you don't update takiren so long
sabishiine
miss you so much


Nere arigatoune
P.S. sorry naa
comment it's short.
watashi wa eigo ga heta desu.




06/03/2006 @ 22:07

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

i think he had a great time doing what he wanted at the time he wanted to do it ^^ it was right after enbujou so i totally understand his thirst... if you don't like beer you can't understand how dependent you can be to it ^^
anyway this sky-diving after drinking so late is crazy ! but i'm sure he'll still remember this experience for a long time and tell other guys that he's a tough guy just because he did this :p
hope to hear from him again soon ^^

06/04/2006 @ 00:31

Comment from: tropcik [Member] · www.livejournal.com/users/tropcia

OMG XD
.... I have, well, one thing to say.
TAKKI I LOVE YOU XDDDDDDDDDDDD

... xD

Really... yeah, he SHOULD drink less. Sometimes I worry isn't he an um... kinda alcoholic?
I love beer too though xD
Well, so he went with Koutan. Kinda pity (that it wasn't Tsubasa nee)... and pity I haven't seen those photos/screencaps whatever, about which I heard, ith him and Koutan. I've been sooo wondering how does he look like?
And funny thing, I wasn't sure whether Koutan really exists!!!!!!!!! xD Cause somewhere on the net I read that maybe he's just kinda imaginary friend xD *like Shige's Wagahai?? xD* OMG.

Takki plz stop drinking so much xox
I'm happy you as having a good vacation though ^w^ it's so so good!

So now give us a new single! xD
joking.... rather xD *runs away*

06/04/2006 @ 00:51

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

LOL BUHAHAHAHHAA isn't that all our speculation? that Koutan is an IMAGINARY FRIEND??? LOL...... XD turns out he's alive and.... A REAL PERSON!!! XD

Does this Koutan really WORK a full-time job as a salaryman? Coz he seems to be always soooo AVAILABLE to Takizawa Hideaki's service hahahahah... XD

And for those who don't know who Koutan is...
Koutan is Takki's close friend (or maybe even best friend)... he's not a celebrity, but he's a regular salaryman working in Japan. Just an ordinary person ne...... and my Japanese friends tell me he's about 30+ years old... not sure exactly... and never seen him either.

Dang... my friend sent me a photo of Takki and Koutan in Honolulu airport, but FROM THE BACK!!! Can't see their faces! Bwah!!!!

And yeah... if one doesn't like beer, definitely can't understand why Takki likes to drink beer so much. I think beer is a perfect thirst quencher. When I was younger I HATED beer... but after college... erm... I think I kinda LEARNED to love beer hahaha... XD but I worry about what beer does to one's BELLY... hahaha... anyway but Takki doesn't seem to have any beer belly problems... ne... XD

06/04/2006 @ 18:03

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

he made friends going ot hawaii..
now i wish i lived in hawaii

lol..
seriously.. i can just see his takkiren.. FULL of beer mugs

the whole takkiren is BEER BEER BEER **faints**

06/04/2006 @ 21:04

Comment from: ally [Member]

...I'm worried about his liver.

Maa...it must be shot. XD *lol* But its great! Takki got to go on a vacation! :D ...LOL SOmething he deserves!

...MWAHAHAHAHA SAMURAI! Indeed!

Maybe he can try Sapporo Draft Beer Caramel instead XD

KOUTAN??? Woah. They're still together. :D

06/04/2006 @ 21:53

Comment from: oor [Member]

Thank you for your translation of takiren.
Mr. Samurai!!! 555 I love Yoshitsune sama. ^^
He loves drinking so much.
Tackey!!! Please take good care your health!


06/05/2006 @ 17:34

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

does today's ZUBARI show freshly tanned Takki??!?!?!?

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~
me wanna seee!!!!! *squeals*

ohhhhh i cant even IMAGINE how *HOTTT* he must look in a tan...XD i love him all nice and fair, but...COMMON NOW. tans tend to make men look more MANLY + SEXY....UNLESS the ur already dark by nature XDDDD then u would just look like a burnt potato *LOLL*

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *DROOLS + MOLESTS rudolph - I mean Takki ^v~*

06/07/2006 @ 11:57

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

YESSSSSSS yesterday's Zubari showed Rudolph Takki... I mean freshly tanned red-nosed Takki LOL XD XD XD I WANNA SEE TOOOOOOOOO... i keep seeing people's posts saying he looks KUROI... and his nose is RED... sunburned!!! omg TANNED TAKKI OHISASHIBURI!!!!!! XDDDDD

06/07/2006 @ 23:17

Comment from: dithers [Member]

BON-chan, you got my mind working on that Tackey tan ^__^ It wouldnt hurt for Tackey to get some tan since he is so white already. I want to see SUNKISSED Tackey too *hearts* To lather him up with SPF lotion----KYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! but then there is KOUTAN! *THUD* Koutan-san didnt.....he didnt.....I hope Tackey was flexible enough to reach his back and do the lathering himself.... or did KOUTAN-san... NOOOoOOOOoOOooOOooooooo!!!!!!!

KUROI Tackey?! ROOOOFL NERE-chan, are they saying Tackey is now a walking shadow?! *lol*

06/08/2006 @ 17:00

Comment from: sai [Member] · http://saidrifter.livejournal.com/

OMG, I LOVE YOU, nere-chan. You must KNOW I'm freaking busy prepping for law school and all that crap in NYC, that's why you gave me this FABULOUS NEWS!!!!!!!

Takki and Koutan in Hawaiiiiiii..... OMG dream come TRUE TRUE TRUE! I was just thinking abt the time we were talking about how they need to spend more time together, and VOILA! Takki goes on a VACATION with KOU-CHAN !!!!!! My heart is bursting with so much joy!! I'm SO HAPPY for Takki and he sounds so freaking happy.

Can't wait to catch you on MSN sometime soon.

We gotta get Skype and chat it up!

06/10/2006 @ 01:10

Comment from: takkiismydreamboy [Member]

baka baka baka
i'm dissappointed T_T every morning they woke up and drink beer????? WTheck LOL

06/10/2006 @ 22:04

Comment from: maymay80 [Member]

wahhh, this is just too much tackey! humm, speechless really. glad he had such a great time. drinking eh? humm...stop ne? onegai? LOL.

06/10/2006 @ 22:15

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

ok theres a rumor going on that Takki + Johnny + some Jrs. went to LA on June 6th ?!?!?

can some *kind soul out there* PLEASE clarify this~~~ T___T id b so sad if Takki really was in LA...

BAKA TAKKI. U NEED TO UPDATE TAKIREN AGAIN. i dont think i can take the T&T silence treatment any longer...XDD


06/11/2006 @ 02:58