...every piece of information is precious. As are these two things I learned about Takizawa Hideaki on last week's ズバリ言うわよ！ 2006/05/24:

ONE
Takizawa Hideaki's maximum scream volume is measured at 114 dB.

Erm... a person's average yell volume is about... 110 dB? [yes, i know that this is a completely useless and insignificant information XD]

P.S.
Yo Takki... that shiny GOLD t-shirt you're wearing is chotto ...erm... dasai, isn't it? LOL

TWO .....

...He cleans bathtubs better than ALL THE WOMEN GUESTS IN ZUBARI!!!! (Hear that danger alarm sounding for whoever will be his wife???) LOL!!!! This Hosoki Kazuko is really raising the bar pretty high for whoever aspires to become MRS.Takizawa Hideaki!

DIES DIES DIES!!!

There were like 8 other people (7 women and Ueda) who were tested on their knowledge on how to "clean a bathtub properly" and so everytime they made one wrong step Kazu-chan dismisses them immediately. It's like, wrong step... hai, mou kekkou! Shoo! Pick up the wrong utensil... hai, kekkou! Forgot to wear the sandals when stepping into the tub area... hai, kekkou desu! *THUD*... DUDE!!!!! WHO CARES WHETHER WE SPONGE FIRST OR SCRUB FIRST OR IS BAREFOOTED OR NOT!!! AS LONG AS THE TUB IS CLEAN!!!!!!!

And LOL! Takki!!!! He steps up last, and he looks like he's not even sure of what he's doing, and every single step he does he kinda takes a glance at Kazu-chan timidly just to get HINTS on whether or not he's doing it right step by step HAHAHAHA! Like every 5 seconds he was looking at Kazu-chan! Takki picks up the water container... looks at Kazu-chan. Picks up the shower handle... looks at Kazu-chan. Picks up the sponge... looks at Kazu-chan. And in the end Kazu-chan was like, "WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP LOOKING TOWARDS ME!!!" *LOLOLOLOLOL!*

In the end, among the 9 people, Takki was the only one who DEMONSTRATED the proper way of cleaning a bathtub until the end! (Meaning everyone else failed except for him)... [...or then again he probably did it all wrong too but Kazu-chan is probably too busy gushing over barefooted Takki in his cute custom-made 「滝」 apron to notice his mistakes!] And she did say later on, if Takki made mistakes, I can let him get away with it. LOL she doesn't do subtlety when it comes to SUPER SPECIAL TREATMENT towards one of her co-hosts, does she?

Hmmm... I wonder if Takki also cleans in his pro-wrestling costumes... that otaku...

*cries*... Takki! Where are you?! Please update your Takiren! Please drop your bomb Hayaku bomb explode (read: con announcement; ANY kind of activity announcement) please!!!!

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Posted on > 06/02/2006 16:46pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Hmmm... I wonder if Takki also cleans in his pro-wrestling costumes... that otaku...

I wonder if OTAKU TACKEY cleans his bathtub with his prowrestling mask on. That's a thought *lol* I BET he did some parts of the cleaning wrong but HOSOKI-sensei just cant make herself dismiss him. Too yummy eyecandy for all the women guests and viewers (and for her own personal reasons. We sure know what that is!) For all we know, the reason why Tackey kept looking at Hosoki-sensei was because he was actually, trying to get some coaching like if HOSOKI-sensei twitches her nose to the left, that's a cue for him to start scrubbing the tub XD

That 114dB, is he going falsetto on that? dont tell me he's doing a falsetto..... DONT! XD

ARRRGH, its dry season again. PLEASE GIVE US A DROP OF TxT!!!!

06/02/2006 @ 18:14

Comment from: azuki [Member]

**I wonder if OTAKU TACKEY cleans his bathtub with his prowrestling mask on**
LOL!!XDDDD
OMG! Don't tell things like this cause I have a good imagination XDDD
Takki looks like a cinderelay boy cleeaning #o,o#!! XD
That apron suits him a lot!! * o *!!
I wish I could saw zubari TT__TT I'm from spain and I can't saw japanese tv u , u
Do anybody knows if you could saw it by internet? o , o!

anyway, thanks a lot for coment it ne! n______n!! ureshii


06/02/2006 @ 19:40

Comment from: yai [Member]

i miss him too
at first i think it's good for him to relax but now it's too long
i heard that some people see him in hokkaido with his manager
ps. he's so cute when he cleaned a bathtub and looked at kazuchan
i like this part of zubari, it shows us how cute and natural is takki

06/02/2006 @ 20:53

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

Tackey miss U so much
you are so kawaii
i like zubari so much
it 's joker
it 's make me relax



06/02/2006 @ 22:32

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

LOL Dithers don't worry... decibels is VOLUME not pitch HAHAHAH... so it's a very manly "ARRRRRGGGGHHHH" kind and not like a high-pitched falsetto squeal hahahaha XD and just look at that face lolololol if a high-pitched falsetto squeal came out as a result of THAT FACE... I'd die laughing bahahahhahaha XD

i was looking up sound levels on the internet..... it says that thunder is about 120dB? *thud*

06/02/2006 @ 23:04

Comment from: dithers [Member]

HAHAHA, right, right. It would really be too funny if Tackey squeals a chipmunk out of THAT face. We'll all die laughin. But what if he's on helium?! XDDD

I read that 114dB is around the same dB as a very large, powerful portable radio. I would love to tune in on Tsubasa's Tobase on Tackey radio then hahaha whatevr.... (-_-) ... not too obvious that im bored? XD

AZUKI, oh we all pretty much have great active imaginations here. Daijoubu, i didnt say he'd clean the bathtub with ONLY his prowrestling mask on. Daijoubu, daijoubu.... chooootto, dont start imagining things now. DON'T GO THERE! I dont want to be a devil's advocate on this. I stop now (^X^)

06/03/2006 @ 00:34

Comment from: azuki [Member]

*he'd clean the bathtub with ONLY his prowrestling mask on* = ¡ =

06/03/2006 @ 02:54

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me just checked my email...

ARIGATO NERE!!!!!!!!!! *HEARTS + BIGA$$ GLOMP*

*doki doki shite!!!!* omg i dont kno what to stare @!!! we have his ADORABLE clueless face, then his TakA$$ (in ur 4th cap), and then his even-more-KAWAII feet!!!!!! XDDDD

06/03/2006 @ 07:09

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

oh my god i so want to hear how he's screaming ^^ but sure he's trained every time something surprise him too much he screams ^^ but hell 114 db ? what a voice !

and yeah everytime i've seen those zubari cleaning corners it was like takki can make everything ! the other girls can't do a thing and he's doing everything perfectly ! that's impressive !

06/04/2006 @ 00:17

Comment from: leelin [Member]

nere, arigato........great to hear from takki and you too. Takki look so kawaii in his apron cleaning the bathtub.

06/04/2006 @ 18:41

Comment from: ally [Member]

...there's a proper way to clean a bathtub?

...ermm... just get rid of all the dirt right? XDDD [gets shot by Hosoki-san]





06/04/2006 @ 21:59

Comment from: takkiismydreamboy [Member]

woot woot
takki's yelling is higer than average LOL
that's our boiiii

what the heck is he doing...washing the tub? lol
so kawaii

06/05/2006 @ 07:49

Comment from: maymay80 [Member]

AWWWW takcey, y u cleaning now. oh well. look good on you. dont hur ur self. aaaaa..ne.

06/10/2006 @ 22:17