May we present to you...

The KING of VIOLENT REACTIONS

In last week's Zubari, the guest who came for the talk was Suzuki Sachiko, who was part of the late 80s girl idol duo group called WINK (somehow in their days they resemble so much of the current girl idol duo group "W" with that lardball Ai Kago XD I wonder hmmmmmmm....) Anyway, this Suzuki-san seems to be lacking the ability to *ahem* express feelings and reactions and so the Zubari baka trio co-hosts were determined to "teach" her how to express and display feelings and reactions to her HAHAHA *THUD*

The first thing they did was with this wide lengthy band made of rubber, so one person pulls it with their hand, the other person pulls it with their TEETH (WTF? Is this a normal game in Japan???) And then when the person holding the end lets go, the rubber is gonna come FLYING towards the other person's face (coz they're BITING the other end right?) So either that person is gonna have a very fast nano-second reflex to avoid it, or get whacked in the face in which it's gonna be... erm... painful. But either way it'll put them in a situation where they'll display at least somewhat uh... a reaction of sorts?

So they got Takki to pull the one end and Suzuki-san biting the other end and OMG sooo hidoi to make such a sweet, timid, prim and proper woman to do that!!! But at least Takki was nice and he didn't pull too hard when he released the band and it *DID* whack her in the face but she only let out this *tiny* squeal LOL! And then she goes into this "....." blank moment before she continued to say (timidly and sweetly) "Ah daijoubu da yo it doesn't hurt at all..." to Takki! BUHAHAHAH OMG THIS WOMAN!!!!

So Teppei said the best way to fish out "reaction" from someone is through a foot massage (yes, that painful one!) And so Suzuki-san undergoes the experimental foot massage, and despite she did kinda fidget and squeal in pain "itai itai ita-ta-ta-ta-taaai!" she kinda still does it in a very so-called calm, prim and proper way to squeal? My goodness, Hosoki will so love this woman for her hanayome school segment of the program!!! She'll be such a role model of prim & properness

Teppei was all like THIS IS DAME!!! We need to show you the "MODEL" of [violent] reactions!!! And then Teppei proceeds to turn around and yell:

"TAKKI!!!!"

OMGLOL HAHAHAHA the "model" of reaction *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* But Teppei was absolutely right!!! Like come on, how many times have we seen Takki's little little teeny bit cute reactions to little little things? Or like when he keeps dropping to the ground to express a "THUD" reaction? Takki is just a very, very, VERY, VERY, VERY EXPRESSIVE PERSON!!!

Teppei was like, this will be good for you ne Takki... you're all tired and beaten up from performing your butai... a foot massage will be nice *LOL* (...or not! XD)

So His Royal Highness of Violent Reactions sits on his throne to get his little foot massage experiment, and not even 5 seconds into it, he was already like *FIDGET* *KICK* *CONVULSE* and screaming "ITAI ITAI ITATATATTATATAAAAAIIIII!!!!"

THAT FACE!!!!

OMG SO CUTE!!!! LIKE A CRYBABY!!!!!! *PINCH HIS CHEEKS* And the way he clutches onto the blanket is soooooooo cute too hahahaa like a frightened little boy over that big bad ugly monster foot massager BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OK, so they start again... 2nd try!

More fidgeting, kicking, convulsing...

...AND TOPPLING OFF THE CHAIR!!!

*thud*

I'm surprised he didn't kick the foot massager in the face with all that violent kicking! Poor Takki! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Feels like dejavu... with that debut SP foot massage with Tsubasa and Yuuka So is that foot massage really *THAT* painful I kinda always had the impression that the massage would only be super painful if you're in a bad shape or something *LOL*... like certain points in your foot for certain parts or organs or functions in your body that's in a bad shape or something LOL.... I dunno... not sure. But from that kicking-fidgeting-convulsing-toppling-off-chair reaction displayed by Takki......

...I'm not the least bit interested to try!

P.S.
Hosoki-sensei's "Hanayome School" at the end... ^^;;;
Geez Louise I never realized what a CHORE it is to be a woman!!! There's even a full-course from Hosoki-sensei on how to SIT PROPERLY ON A CHAIR???? *DIES*.... like, your butt should only occupy 2/3 of the chair, your hands should be crossed nicely on your lap and not flailing around, and if you choose to put it on a table, your WRISTS must not be on the table. Only your palms... *THUD*..... your knees should be put together and not apart like when you're sitting on a toilet bowl (BAHAHAHAHAH!!!) And Takki's all like *nod nod nod* so attentively. *DIES* Whoever is gonna be Takki's life-partner..... I wish her luck because he is gonna have those HIGH HOSOKI STANDARDS on how a woman should behave!!!

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Posted on > 05/24/2006 15:57pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: aki [Member]

hahahah lard ball hhahaha *rolls all over the floor* looks to see if anyone likes Ai Kago lol. Lmao she so TOFU lol. Tho I do think that the other girl is rather cute, i forgot her name. *runs*

love takki in that pinstripe outfit *snazzy*!!!! Dudes in pinstripe kakkoi yo ne. Cham moshipda. bahahaah i need to watch this clip.



05/24/2006 @ 17:51

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

loool TOFU and lard same thing they're both jiggly HAHAHHA XD *runs from ai kago fans*... but she is so white and round LMAO XD

takki very very cham moshipda neeee XD LOL... eeee you uploaded this for me but haven't watched *thud* XDDDD *whack whack*

05/24/2006 @ 22:05

Comment from: aki [Member]

hahaaha told ya, i upload but dont watch things one hahaha~!!! *slaps self* At one point of time before suikoden I would actually watch clips like that Gakibara clip buuuuut after Suikoden lol my mind cant seem to function cept SUIKODENNNNN lol!!!!! Im obsessed!! Its unhealthy *criessss* my prince tsubasaaa lol! I'll make you heroooooo~!!!

05/24/2006 @ 22:30

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

lol you uragiri me with SUIKODEN!!!!!! *hangs self on a beansprout tree* XDDDDDD your tsubasa ouji and venus army... now i curious maybe i should buy the game and make takizawa ouji and his ero gundan army LMAOOOO XD

05/25/2006 @ 00:22

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

oh. my. god...

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NERE!!!! *glomps + chuuuuus* ARIGATO NE!!!!

*LMAO* WTF TAKKI! HAHAHA yeah i heard that too! the "massage will only b super painful if the person's body/organs r in a bad shape" thing XD

it has to b Takki's liver....thats what u get Takki for drinking all that *BEER*!!! *spanks him* u want to join me on my "spank-Takki-till-he-promises-to-marry-us" mission Nere?? *LOL*

NOOOOOO i hate being all PROPER and s*** (and who really CARES about how u sit on a toilet bowl??? its not like people r actually LOOKING @ u when ur tryin to do ur business!! XD SUE ME for not sitting the proper way on a toilet! *LOLLL* )

hahaha~ I just can NOT do it 24/7... too tiring. v___v; omg like in ur 4th cap, u can see Suzuki-san laughing...ALL POLITELY. HOW DOES SHE DO IT???

05/25/2006 @ 09:18

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

BAHAHAHAHAHH BONNIE I *JUST* NOTICED SUZUKI-SAN GIGGLING WITH HER HAND OVER HER MOUTH IN THE BACKGROUND!!!! LOL!!!! XD you're so right! she does it all so politely! *DIES*... Hosoki was actually even demonstrating that when you're sitting down at a restaurant table you should not like flail your arms around and throw your head back and laugh like HOHOHOHO aloud lololololol...

and you're right! it must be his liver!!!!!!!!!!! -.-! yoooo i'm definitely joining you for the "spank-Takki-til-he-promises-to-marry-ALL-OF-US" mission hahahaha XD

==333

05/25/2006 @ 09:34

Comment from: yai [Member]

i want to try foot massage because i want to know how pain, takki's over action or not?
but if i try, i'll don't know because i feel ticklish and i give up

05/26/2006 @ 15:54

Comment from: aki [Member]

bahahaah~~ yes yes go buy and lol call takki ouji + ero gundan army, thats hilarious LOLOL!!!! hmm cuz of the whole day night thing with suikoden, its the cause of me not feeling well, i was even subjected to EKG!! NEVER AGAIN! it was MORTIFIYING

05/26/2006 @ 23:12

Comment from: dithers [Member]

First thing that came in mind, "OMG, SP part 2! haha. Oh Tackey, poor baby" I mean, it does hurt--- the foot massage. I almost kicked the massager once out of reflex. Must really have a lot of stress points in me too (-_-;) I think Tackey is just trying to control himself that he fell off the chair coz he just CANT kick that guy infront of national tv! That would be so bad hahaha. And that CRYBABY face is just so WAAAAAHHHH!!! Why do I feel the need to get him a pacifier? XD He is such a cute man-child!!! And yes, look at him clinging on that blanket *PINNNNCH* waaaaah chou chou chou cute (x_X)

I was showing this to my friend the other day and I was laughing. She asked me, "why are you laughin when Tackey is in pain?" (O_O;) ..."Erm...ummm...aaa...coz he is so cute when he... is in pain?! I mean, look at him. Isnt he cute going ITAI? ...isnt he?...kawaikatta deshou?...ne...ne?..." My friend just looked me weird (O_O;;;) ok, i just realized that Tackey MAY have turned me S&M too! XDDDD Why TACKEY, why are you so cute even in pain???? Nande?

And he is INDEED the KING OF REACTIONS deshou?--- violent, baka, ero, funny, serious, dork---name it he's got it! And they all are, one way or another, omoshiroi kana. The different facades of TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI *hearts them all*

NERE-chan, you know why Tackey is like "YES. YES. YES." on the HANAYOME SCHOOL's proper way of sitting? coz when..

your knees should be put together and not apart like when you're sitting on a toilet bowl...

you are actually doing a sort of UCHIMATA ne~ Coz with knees together, you're bringing your feet together towards each other, yes? UCHIMATA *lol* I am not done with this thing yet hahaha

Can I join you guys in the Tackey spanking? I would love to do that....OH MY, S....M..... atashi.... s&m? *gulps*



05/27/2006 @ 12:34

Comment from: fantasyprone [Member]

KYAAA!! Takizawa's so CUUUUUTE when he's in pain~!!

05/27/2006 @ 22:46

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

OMG DITHERS YES!!!!!! and actually aki witnessed me screaming on my MSN window over the fact that there was this ONE GIRL whom hosoki tested to demonstrate the proper way of sitting... and she had this miniskirt on and she was sitting down UCHIMATA!!! like TOTAL UCHIMATA!!! and i was like OOooOoOoo CRAP A REAL LIVE UCHIMATA IN FRONT OF OUR UCHIMATA FETISH!!!! O_____O;;; but anyway she failed lol XD

05/28/2006 @ 00:37

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

AHHHHHHH NO!!!!! BAD women guests on ZUBARI!!!!
dame~~ NO UCHIMATA(s) around our Takki~~~~~

*threatens w/ a bomb* XD
"im gonna blow ur chicken legs off!!!!" *LOLL*

KYAAAAAAAAAA T&T WERE TOGETHER YESTERDAY!! (visiting pro-wrestler Mika-chan...HAHHAHAHA sooooo Takki's idea!!!!!)
*happy dance* Nere + Dithers! JOIN ME~~~~

wait...does that mean that T&T were discussing new unit activities yesterday too???? cause i mean...they mustve talked about it SOMEHOW! YAYAYAY~~ theres hope!

MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM MICHI ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

05/28/2006 @ 09:26

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

WHAT THE HECK???!!! That's *TWO* freaking weekends in a row that Takki spent on PRO-WRESTLING!!!!!! *DIES*... And he took Tsuba with him? OMG everyone is being infected by pro-wrestling! Even Hosoki Kazuko VISITS pro-wrestling matches out of nowhere now (not for a TV program I mean!!!) *DIES*......

I guess Takki's catching up on his 2-years-worth of pro-wrestling LOLOLOLOL........

Otaku.... ==333

05/28/2006 @ 11:10

Comment from: ricci [Member]

LOL, this sounds like a funny ep! About the foot massage thing, the best scene of this kind is with Yoko from Kanjani8, in the "Diet in 6 hours!" episode of Urajani. I have never heard anyone make sounds like he did, and his pleading with the sensei (a woman)!! It's comedy gold, I swear, so even if you don't care much for Yoko, try to watch it!

05/28/2006 @ 16:06

Comment from: atfy_lavender [Member] · www.atfy-takizawa.blogspot.com

v____v; (ARIGATO JENN for the info)

it apparently wasnt the REAL T&T who visited Mika-chan...
they were the T&T's from another wrestling group???

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF *THUDD x100*

who the hell calls themselves T&T??? they prob dont even look anything like them!!! HAHA~ i for 1 have not yet found ANYONE who even looks remotely like Takki...
T__T esp in Washington...we DONT - i repeat DONT - have bishounen here.

05/29/2006 @ 01:15

Comment from: leelin [Member]

Nere, heard about the earthquake, is everyone ok. It's so scary so many thousands died...sorry to post here, just want to know if you over in Jakarta is ok....let me know.

05/29/2006 @ 19:41

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

i love how he reacts so intensely at everything :p remember a Domoto Kyoudai show with T&T where they purposedly made Takki freak out ^^
and this "i talk about my hair even if it's not the subject" is so funny :p
that's cool to see him like that ^^

05/29/2006 @ 21:43

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

OMG....so funny! That must be so hurt!

05/30/2006 @ 12:43

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

hahha i was talking to this jin fan from hyogo ken. and she was like hosoki is a BAD woman to learn japanese manners from hahaha. she was soooo AGAINST hosoki kazuko it was FUNNY. lol.
but OMG i want to seeeeee the foot massage lol. grrr.. i was IN JAPAN when it aired and still dun get ot see what a bummer.

and u haven't tried foot massaging before? i hate it. lol. i doesn't hurt that much.. but... i dun LIKE ppl RUBBING MY FEET LIKE THAT. its so nerve-racking.

05/31/2006 @ 21:00