asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm I don't even know where to start on this!!! I seriously have no idea whatsoever of this when I was saying that the only woman I'll gladly give Takki away to is Hosoki Kazuko *DIES*

I spoke too soon!

momo-chan & Eun Hye-chan.... hontou ni arigachuuuuu~!!!

The Zubari 2-hr-specials lasted for 2 weeks apparently! And whaddya know, 2006/04/04, the exact same day of the 2nd SP airdate, is actually Hosoki Kazuko's BIRTHDAY!!! Uwaaaa--- otanjoubi omedetouuu Hosoki-sensei Mrs.Takizawa!!!

They recorded and aired this segment LIVE too, and since Zubari usually starts at 9 PM? I think? It ends at around 11 PM since it's a 2-hour special. So basically, Teppei and Ueda says, they're doing this special "HOSOKU KAZUKO'S WEDDING CEREMONY" skit, and they have a surprise for Kazuko on who's gonna play the groom, and she was all like who who who? And they gave her clues that the surprise is whoever is MISSING from among them!

Kazuko's eyes immediately TWINKLED like ___ And she was saying, ehhhh hontou ni? TAKKI? Takki's coming? But Takki is supposed to be at his butai (musical) isn't he? You can totally tell she's all excited about it... and the door opens......

WHO THE HECK?! THAT'S NOT TAKKI!

WTFFFFFF ZUBARI PRODUCERSSSS!!!! WHACKS WHACKS WHACKS THEM ALL TO DEATH!!!! How can you play such a MEEEEAN joke on the poor old woman!!! Bwaaaaaa... and she got all happy and excited like a little girl too!!! OMG seriously, I am now convinced that NO DOUBT, 110%, Hosoki Kazuko-san is like MAJORLY IN LOVE WITH TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI ALREADY (if not, then MAJORLY BIG HUGE CRUSH on Takki AT LEAST!!!)

Hey, can you reeeaaally blame the woman? *shrugs*

She got sooo pissed off when she saw it was a dirty trick! Dude, I'd be fucking pissed off too if I was expecting Dashing Prince Charming Takki to walk out of those doors and got myself that coconut-shell-bowl-hair dude instead who calls himself "WAKKI"! Eep... if Takki's english spelling is TACKEY, does that mean that dude is... WACKEY? (I shit you not, I'm not kidding!!!! He was captioned on the show as 「ワッキー」 Wakki！！！)

She stormed off the aisle and she was like shaking the door open and all yelling BAKA and pushing Ueda and Teppei away all angry... and she's all like WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN!!!! BAKA! GO AWAY!!! BAKA! BAKA! lol... I lost count of how many BAKAs came out of Kazu-chan's mouth!!! Not being able to open the door, she rushes back to the front where the altar is, all pissy and angry. I was soooo shocked to see her face, seriously, I think she was REALLY ANGRY, no joke! LIVE on National TV she was all angry for real!!!! Kowai jyan~ even Teppei and Ueda were going oh no... yabai.. yabai...!

Until suddenly the crowd was screaming and someone was pointing to the back of the room!!! LOOK!!!!!!!

TAKKI!!!!!

AND OMG LOOK AT TAKKI GO AT IT AGAIN!!! He just LOVES going *GLOOOOOMP* on Kazuko like that doesn't he?!?!?!!! There he goes again, that 5-yr-old boy GLOMPING his mama grandma! AND OMG~ LOOK AT KAZUKO!!! She was all pissy one minute but look at how she flipped completely HAPPY in just a snap!!!

Awwww Takki!!!! OMG me and Cathy were screeeeeeching together coz it's soooo cute!!! The BIG GLOMP, the HUG, the huge big happy grin, Takki giving her a cheek to cheek left and right!!! It's sooooooooooooooo CUUUUUTE Now isn't that such an awesome present?! Seriously, Hosoki Kazuko is the LUCKIEST WOMAN IN THIS WORLD MAN! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!!! She LITERALLY lives the dream of every single Takizawa Hideaki fan! Like how many times have we joked around amongst ourselves that we want TAKKI as our birthday present? AND HERE IS THIS HOSOKI KAZUKO GETTING ONE TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI (fresh out of Takizawa Enbujou running as fast as he could to the TBS studio) FOR HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!! The only thing that's missing is the red ribbon!

Teppei was all telling Takki that a minute before she was all pissy and angry and all and suddenly *SNAP* she totally turned the other way around!!!!!

*sigh*

Did I say already that Hosoki Kazuko is the luckiest woman in the world?

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Posted on > 04/07/2006 23:43pm by Nefretiri
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Comment from: aki [Member]

*EXPLODES*EXPLODES* YERRRRR TAT ONNA *EXPLODESSSS* double bad like Koda Kumi *yech* YERRR Shouldnt have even mentioned takki or tsubasa should have asked Teppei or Shinya LOL.

*screamsssssss*

BUWAAAAHHHH U RA GI RI MO NO!!!! How can he how can he marry Kazukooooo!!! Takki BIGAMY BAD BAD BAD lol.

*snorts into hanky* you got uragiri bone in you LOLOL!! how many times di I caught u uragiri mono di *sobs* *shoots snots at Nere*

haha kid, yesh me believe you!!! Aikata desu neeee~~ u wont cheat on your aibo deshou *cracks knuckles* LOL

04/08/2006 @ 03:35

Comment from: aki [Member]

lol zubari should have more skit segments cuz its totally crazy funny crazy. Im just laughing looking at the caps and reading what you write lol *perut mau pecah di*

txt should have skits ne if they were to do a tv show for themselves. I want more samurai san lolol, this crack induced wedding LOL!!! more more more lol



04/08/2006 @ 03:48

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

KO-WA-I------ O_O;;; *puts on hazmat suit*

lololol thank god koda kumi taken already... XD

*wipes snot*
*folds hanky and puts on glass frame*
*worships the snot hanky of my one and only AKI-CHAN*
LOLOLOL~

of course i won't cheat on you!!! (unless its mr.uragirimono himself LOLOLOL) XD

04/08/2006 @ 03:49

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

*sigh*... wishful thinking........ when will txt get their own shows... T___________________T

like u said ne... the producers probably sit together in a room, smoke joints, eat magic mushrooms, and VOILA... come up with all these crack ideas HAHAHAH~~~~ XD no wonder this show is so popular... when it first started i was so skeptic! looks like it won't go anywhere for awhile i bet~ i'll be so sad if no more zubari T_T i bet kazuko will be sad too fufufu

04/08/2006 @ 03:52

Comment from: ally [Member]

I concur!! *LOL* NERE I'M COMMENTING AGAIN!! XDDDD May this summer never end :D

Ne Takki looks like he's having fun with this show..:) Its hella crazy and funny but its the sweetest thing for Kazuko-san :D

Bah when will TxT have their own show...we've been wishing for that for ages...and now that I think about it...

How old is Johnny? And who gets the empire when he's gone? XDD [thinks]

04/08/2006 @ 15:03

Comment from: dithers [Member]

I am quite confused (and scared at the same time) on what type of girls we ought to look out for---- the scantily-clothed KODA KUMI types or the i-want-tackey *tantrums* HOSOKI-sensei types *ROFL* THEY ALL COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND AGES *bites nails* XDDD Though it seems that the obachan types are getting more succesful at it coz HOSOKI-sensei managed to bring Tackey to the marriage altar XDDDD and its the Tackey who rushed his way to get there in time. TACKEY in an all white tux.... i'll say it with you KAZU-chan, KAKOOOOIIIIII NEEEEE!!!!!!! me getting all dreamy over Tackey in groom tux too (o*_*o). Just looking at that SHIAWASE expression of Hosoki-sensei is enough to tell us she's head over heels in love with Tackey hahahaha

...and WACKEY?! WHO D F*** is WACKEY??? *LMAO* Actually, i think HOSOKI-sensei panicked there. I mean just look at WACKEY giving her that stare. That stare is saying "GET READY FOR ONE NIGHT of UNBRIDLED PASSION AFTER THIS!" XDDDDD No wonder HOSOKI wanted to get out of there instantly, got pissed coz she cant run away HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (I would too, i might even find the strength to throw the church pews at him to slow him down XDDDDD ).

But overall, the whole segment is really funny. Im giving a two-thumbs up to the Zubari producers and staff. Surely, this got to be the best birthday for HOSOKI-sensei (well, for a TAKIZAWA fan, it would be a dream come true). All those *hints* *hints* she's been throwing at Tackey all these time. FINALLY! ... and why am I still smiling saying this????!!!! Well, i think its better than Tackey ends up with another woman..... like the one he interviewed! BLAH! XD

AKI-chan, I think TSUBA-chan would understand this coz its an obasan's fervent wish XDDD Tsuba-chan wa yasashii no hito ne~.... erm, too yasashii he'd let you go ooohlala~ over toshiya, gara, cloud, vincent, other cloud XDDDDD *dashes away before killer knuckles reach me* :p

NERE-chan

04/08/2006 @ 18:59

Comment from: dithers [Member]

NERE-chan *chuuuu* ^^ I want TxT to have their own show too. One that if possible is available on our cable channels! Actually, if they add Tsuba-chan on Zubari, it would be nice too and KAZUKO-chan will have her hands full... KAZUKO-chan WA uragirimono!!! XDDDD

I'll leave now coz it seems you 2 have something to fix XDDDDD

im sorry i have to write that long again XD Just loving these ZUBARI episodes, I just get carried away... *sigh*







04/08/2006 @ 18:59

Comment from: yai [Member]

i wanna see it! i wanna see it!
why this variety is very very difficult to find?
nere, that day takki's free or he works but he's hurry for coming to kazuchan

04/08/2006 @ 21:21

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

I think she is very happy
Tackey is running for her
i want to see it too

Nere arigotoune

04/08/2006 @ 23:18

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

So lucky!!!

04/09/2006 @ 00:18

Comment from: aki [Member]

Anou nere, majiii u'd worship my snot *unload satu botol penuh at ya *cackles*

Dithers lolol hmmm hey why my uragiri is being mentioned lol shh shhh shhh, watcha doing shhhhhh!!! lol. throws ur pc out the window.

haha I was telling nere last nite, wakki is indeed funny ( thats such a magis mushroom induced idea. seriously what pot were they on lol. ) but it would have been funnier if HG came out instead. hahaha~~~ Kazuko-san wouldnt show mild anger she'd be livid. LOL and get stroke on her bday, HG comes out with air humps. It would have been a hoot.

04/09/2006 @ 03:18

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

oh my god !!!! the last zubari episodes are soooooo funny *_____* the way they made Kazuko think it was Takki and then introducing this Wakki was so great ^^ and then you see Takki arrive like the charming prince, all in white *_* yeah this wedding scene is really nice ^^ i can feel how Takki must have imagined himself really doing this with his future wife... we know how much he wants to get married and you can see it on his face ^^ he's going to make such a good looking groom ^^
thanks for the screencaps it's really great to see him dressed in white and so gorgeous *_*

04/10/2006 @ 01:18

Comment from: sojuqueen [Member]

I don't know where and how to begin! Nere, thanks a lot for your entry. You really know how to make my Mondays worry and hassle-free!!! :-)

The look that Kazu-chan gave when it wasn't Takki as her groom scared the hell out of me! She was really fuming mad. Thank God Takki came out ASAP! Haha! The look on her face was sheer priceless. She really IS in love with Takki! It was full of love. Lol!

Since I'm talking about stares, Takki is one hell of a "Stare-r". Talk about creating new words. Bwahahaha! He was absolutely into his character of being a groom. I'm thinking if it was Takki's real wedding many years from now (not now please Kamisama), the bride would just stop, look and stare at Takki during the whole ceremony and wiping drool off her face. She'd say to herself, "How did I ever find a handsome catch like this?!!" Lol!


04/10/2006 @ 16:32

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Let's see who still read the comments box XDDD

MINNA no TAME NI, dozou...

http://www.savefile.com/files/3769576




NERE-chan, M.A.!!! *wink**wink*

AKI-chan, do we want a GREEN, MEAN, INCREDIBLE OBACHAN/HULK on Zubari???!!! NOOoooooo sireee XDDDD It'll be the last day HG airhumps in his leather outfit XDDDDD *bunjee jumps out of the window to save PC* :p

(dude i edited your font size ne lol it's throwing off my comment box layout LMAOOOO--- i'm anal XD
and yes... M.A.!!! *winks back* XD
~nere)

04/10/2006 @ 16:44

Comment from: yai [Member]

thank you so much dithers
you're very kind
i love you ^____^

04/10/2006 @ 22:02

Comment from: dithers [Member]

YAI, the credit is not mine but im sure she would say you are very much welcome ^___^

04/10/2006 @ 22:36

Comment from: takkiismydreamboy [Member]

gahhh takki is sooo kawaiiii ^^
why is that woman always on the same show as him
is she a host? @___@ lol i have no idea
but takki's looking good like always, i'm loving his hair
and don't tell me that guy was supposed to be takki -___-

04/11/2006 @ 05:22

Comment from: rcheddar [Member]

HAHAHA OMG. I knew you'd have this up here, I saw it live when I was in Japan *lol* I could noootttt stopppp cracking up during the 'vows'. The two of them are so hilarious !! xD xD

Wakki. omg. xDD


04/11/2006 @ 08:27

Comment from: leli [Member]

why is it everytime I look at Takki, reading his news, wathing him on tv, he managed to get handsome and handsomer day by day & cute always....look at the way he stared at Kazuko chan....he surely knows how to melt one's heart ne....while I'm typing this comment, my heart still can't stop it's throbbing madly because of the effect that smile & "killingly me softly stare".

04/11/2006 @ 10:25

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

I haven't been here in a while...but :

"HOLY SHIT GET THIS MATERIALISTIC BEEYATCH AWAY FROM TAKKIIIII!!!!!!! WTFFFFFFF OMG"

OMG *ROFL* that had me laughing So....Hard. I've been studying for the medical school entrance exam, the gradute/vet school entrance exam, the Vet school entrance exam.....AND the Optometry school entrance exam! Seems like a lot, but since they're all just heavily science based its basically the same thing. I can study for all of them at the same time. Anyway, coming here and reading your entry was like a breath of fresh air. I had tears coming from my eyes because I was laughing so hard. So as a gift of thanks, this is for you:

"Three cheers for Nere-san! BONZAI! BONZAI! BONZAI!"

^__^ *lol* Thanks for the laugh.

04/11/2006 @ 22:25

Comment from: dithers [Member]

That's alright. I sometimes get over-excited using big fonts XDDD

... anouuu, since when did you start getting deep into biology??? SHOUJU gives you 3 BONZAIs??? *LOL* im just kiddin you SHOUJU22 *peace* just kiddin around ^___^

04/12/2006 @ 21:52

Comment from: dithers [Member]

ok, i meant SHOUJO not SHOUJU.... just joking SHOUJO22, dont be mad okies?!

Ja....

04/12/2006 @ 21:54

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

*laughs nervously* Oh! I never told you guys? I earned a Biology degree last May and I'm working on my second degree in Sociology. I was supposed to be in Japan last August, but I ran into some problems. So then I thougt "I didn't have any other plans for the year...what should I do?!" Since I was a Soc. minor all that I needed was a few more hours to earn another degree, so here I am ^^. It was always my intention to take the med. school exam and the graduate school exam. I'm just taking the other two for the hell of it. They're pretty much the same test (kind of) so I might as well. I'm bound to do well on one of them right? I hope so anyway ^__^'.

But yeah, this entry really made my day. I was totally in a good mood for the rest of the day after reading it. Nere had me as entertained as always. And that's quite alright about the spelling. I probably wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said so *lol*

04/13/2006 @ 00:05

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

omg shoujo22-chan! OHISASHIBURI!!!!!!!! i've been wondering what you're up to lately! whoaaa busy busy busy... and all to do with MEDICAL SCHOOL? omg takitsuba fans are sugoi people! XD and glad I could entertain you... (with meaningless ramblings) LOL...

LOL... i didn't notice the typo either! XD

Good luck on all your exams!!! XD

04/13/2006 @ 00:10

Comment from: shoujo22 [Member]

Thanks nersan. I need it ^__^'

When I move to Japan in August I'll be sure to stay in touch. I'll be your spy XD! Seriously ^__^v

04/17/2006 @ 23:19