OMGWTF I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AGES!

*dies*

*dies again*

I think me, Cathy and tako almost died laughing together this afternoon...... so much screeching and CAPS LOCK all over our MSN windows BUAHAHAHAHAHHAAA this is amazingly hilarious!!!! OMG... I really gotta thank my friend in Kansai... she's absolutely the best!!!! ありがとう！！！

When they first walked in, I was like, WTF? Takki is wearing his glasses??? And who is that FREAK BALDY GIRL IN THE MIDDLE??? AND WHO IS THAT UGLY WOMAN??? LOL turns out that the freaky baldy girl is some Japanese comedian/entertainer, her name is Machako and she goes by the popular name of "MACHAMACHA" (don't ask--- coz I don't have the answer LOL!) And that ugly woman turns out to be... TEPPEI!!! *DIES* WTF?!

Kazu-chan is soooo funny though! You can always tell when she goes "WTF?" inside her head coz it totally shows on her face--- just like when she looked at this Machako girl, her face totally went "WTF IS THIS THING???" LOL!!!! Anyway, Takki is supposed to play the FATHER, Teppei is the MOTHER, and Machako is the DAUGHTER, and they're here to consult to Kazuko-sensei over this "problem" Machako is having. It's sooo funny when Takki goes, "Please help my kawaii musume~~~"

TAKKI!!!! LOL!!!! KAWAIKUNAI YO!!!

Anyway, apparently Machako needs some help with her ACTING She says that she doesn't wanna just be comedic, she also wants to be able to perform those really deep, emotional roles or something you know? So Ueda said, they're gonna show this special scene that is gonna be used to practice in this segment. And OMG you wouldn't believe this... the scene they used is from...

MAJO NO JOUKEN!!!

Bwahahahaha OMGGGGG~~~~!!!!!!! Natsukashiiiii~~~~!!! Kurosawa Hikaru, the boy who made me fall completely head over heels for Takizawa Hideaki!!! LOL!!!! Still adorable as hell!!! And it's so funny when they showed the scene... Kazu-chan seemed surprised that it was HER TAKKI in that dorama! Her reactions was as if she never knew it was Takki in the dorama all this time! Either that, or she has no idea that this dorama existed!!!!! So they showed the scene where Hikaru comes running to his beloved Michi-sensei and the scene's dialogue is this one:

LOOOOOOOOOOOL~ actually, I think Kazu-chan really has no knowledge whatsoever of this dorama, coz she asked who's the person playing opposite Takki! LOL And they all tell her it's Matsushima Nanako. And OMG KAZU-CHAN'S FACE!!!!!! She looked like BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Then she goes...

Kazuko: You can say GOODBYE to this TV program!!!!

Takki: EEEEEEEEEE

*DIES LAUGHING*

OMG KAZU-CHAN KOWAI!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA DIESSSS~~~~~ But but but Kazu-chan!!!! At that time Takki wasn't YOUR BOYFRIEND YET!!!! HAAHHAHAHAH!!! She is sooooo cute!!! I swear OMG Kazu-chan is the cuuuuutest oba-chan in the whole entire world!!!!

And then they were wondering who to pick to practice re-enacting the scene... and the funniest part was when Teppei-mama started EYE-ING towards Takki (like, we totally KNOW he was gonna ask Takki to act opposite that Machako girl)... and before Teppei could even say anything, Kazu-chan already belted out "DAME! DAME! DAME DAME DAMEEEE!!!" OMG KAZU-CHAN!!!! TALK ABOUT POSSESSIVE AND PROTECTIVE!!!! Hahahahahahahh!!!!

Everyone was like ehhhh??? Why can't it be Takki!!! And Kazu-chan was so quick-thinking and she said, "It's gonna be weird desho? Takki is the father and she's the daughter! how can a father and daughter do such a scene? It's too weird and gross!!!" LOOOOL! OMG! EXCUSES!!! But quick save Kazu-chan!!! AND WE ALL THANK YOU FOR SAVING TAKKI FROM SUCH A HORRIBLE FATE!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! I love Kazu-chan!!!

And when Teppei asked, how about Ueda? KAZU-CHAN COULDN'T HAVE ANSWERED FASTER LOOOOOLLLL She immediately went "Ah sonna ii wa neeee~~~~~" BAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~ as long as nobody touches her precious Takki, she doesn't really care right??? LOL~~~~ and so yeah... Ueda and Machako had to do the scene, but the first time they did it... *giggles*... BAHAHAHA... Ueda totally bailed out on the scene during the kiss part!!! He just suddenly pulled away and was like WILL SOMEONE STOP THE SCENE ALREADY!!!! BUHAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS NOT NICE!!!! Machako looked pissed!!! (Then again she always looks pissed anyway! HAHAH!!!)

But Kazuchan was all protesting, she was like WHAT? You can't stop! You have to continue!!!!!! LOLOLOL and she kept pushing and pushing so finally they continued the scene at the kiss part, and... O... M... F... G.... asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm!!!!!!!!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG KAZUKO WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST *POUNDING* ON TAKKI'S BACK!!!! LIKE *WHACK WHACK WHACK* BAHAHAHAHAH OMG I CAN HEAR THE SLAPS AND WHACKS SO LOUD HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.... AND TAKKI'S LIKE WHACKING THE TABLE SO HARD IN LAUGHTER TOO HOLY COW THIS IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! *DIES*

Er.....

OK, children below the age of 13 please look away!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

WTFFFF HAHAHAHAHAA *WHACKS UEDA* OMG only on Japanese television!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! You have no idea how much this REEEEEEKS of a sexual molestation lawsuit in any other country!!! BAHAHAAHAHH!!!! Seriously, it's INSANE!!!! He was like pulling at her leg and stuff, I figured I DO NOT NEED THAT KIND OF GRAPHIC MATERIAL PLASTERED ON THIS PAGE so... *DIES*...

Kazu-chan was like all yelling STOP!!!! STOP THIS MADNESS!!!! LOOOL!!! And then so they talked about the scene, and Kazuchan was like, ahhh that kind of a role anyone can do it!!! (referring to Machako's role) And Kazu-chan was saying how the role is a very passive role (WELL, CONSIDERING SHE'S BEING MOLESTED BY UEDA!!! OMG that poor girl!!! She looks like a freak-o but getting molested like that on National TV.... *SWEATDROP*)

So Teppei suddenly said, "How about OTOU-SAN (Takki) and SENSEI (Kazuko) show us how it's done???"

Oh Kazuko don't pretend to look so shocked and appalled! We all know you wanna GET IT ON with that hot young daddy in his oshare dorky glasses there! Bahahahaa--- WHO DOESN'T???? Anybody else wanna get it on with that hot young daddy?

(raises hand)

I do! LOL!

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Posted on > 04/06/2006 17:06pm by Nefretiri
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Comments:

Comment from: yuuhi [Member]

lol@this. I would say more, but it's just hilarious... and should explain itself... maybe. XD

04/06/2006 @ 19:15

Comment from: leli [Member]

hiiks...I want that hot young daddy....kekkekekekekkee....God, it's so hillarious...better start to hunt the record of the show, tks Nere for sharing.

04/06/2006 @ 19:27

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

LOOOOOOOOL that SCREENCAP of hiking up the leg doesn't do the scene justice..
its SOOO SOOOOO SOOOOOO MUCH WORSE!!!!!!!!! **D**I**E**S**
(grinning in class... niko niko shiteru)

awww i love those glasses.. not dorky at all.. so hot so hot.. hahaha but not the best OTOUUSAN lol.
omg i just realized i think i have a thing for the name kurosawa..... i fell in love with kurosawa takki and i fell in love with kurosawa jin. **DIES**


04/07/2006 @ 02:36

Comment from: miyuki_chan [Member]

OMGOMGOMG...

That was hilarious....... I can't stop laughing....

I've heard Zubari is funny.. Just could never find it anywhere online... SIGH

BTW... Tackey just looks HOT HOT in those glasses.....

04/07/2006 @ 04:48

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

i totally spoke too soon! Takki and kazuchan DID get married in this week zubari! DIEEEES

04/07/2006 @ 09:38

Comment from: miyuki_chan [Member]

They got married?????? EH???

When did he divorce Tsubasa??
or is he cheating on Tsubasa eh.... LOL (I thought they "got married" last yeah.... hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha


04/07/2006 @ 09:52

Comment from: zaizaiaddict [Member]

o_0 dey got married?!!! already?!!!

so quick ne? Kazu-chan didn't waste anytime legally making Tackey-chan hers ^^'

04/07/2006 @ 09:56

Comment from: sojuqueen [Member]

Thanks Nere for the caps and detailed description of the episode. This is the best way to jumpstart my weekend! Hahaha!

Those dorky glasses make him look sexier and I love the scarf! It complements the whole outfit!

OMG! Kazu-chan is way too jealous! She's more jealous than us! LOL!!! But I can't blame her with so many girls after Takki!

04/07/2006 @ 10:10

Comment from: ina [Member] · http://www.livejournal.com/users/ina/

Thank you so much for the screencaps and commeents. I laughed so much!

04/07/2006 @ 13:23

Comment from: babyblueblue [Member]

Hi ,

Thanks for the screencaps.. btw, do you know what show this is from??? I want to see it.... lol~~

Thanks!!

04/07/2006 @ 14:36

Comment from: dithers [Member]

O-kaaay, i dont know what to say. This is tooo good I cant come up with words *__* As always, i gawk over TACKEY dorky specs

04/07/2006 @ 14:51

Comment from: dithers [Member]

THE UNCUT VERSION: O-kaaay, i dont know what to say. This is tooo good I cant come up with words *__* As always, i gawk over TACKEY dorky specs. So, so cute even when he's acting otousan *lol* HE'S GONNA BE ONE HOOOOOT DADDY YO (in the far future I hope hehe) AND I SECOND THAT I WOULD WANT TO GET IT ON WITH DADDY TACKEY too ITSUDEMO, DOKODEMO HAHAHA But I was sooooo O..O on that Ueda-san + Machako hit-the-floor rabu2 action there XDDDD Were they flashing R-18 on the screen while this is going on???? XDDDDDDDDDD GAWD! Im shocked that they got so brazen doing erm.. THAT then again, we only have HOSOKI-sensei to blame there eh? *lol* She kept pushin them to do it and so they DID (and cleaned the Zubari studio floor while they're at it *LOOOOL*) But bless her that she stopped Tackey to reenact the whole thing himself! Even if Tackey did, I think she will not keep on pushing haha

KAZUKO-chan, thumbs up on your quick thinking and smart reasoning. Of course, otousan and musume cant kiss each other coz its incest but otousan and sensei, its a different thing altogether.... SLY, NAUGHTY OBACHAAAAN~~~ you liked it duncha? you liked it a loooot XD I see it in the way you closed your eyes hugging/sniffing Tackey there. Its like you are already framing THAT moment in your mind and praying it would never end *lol* dakara I am surprised you did not seize the moment to majorly HIKARU-MICHI *CHU* him on that. You probably looked away so Tackey will not look through you...he will not see the tears of joy brimming in your eyes *rofl* Saving it for the wedding no? (NERE-chan, you have to tell us about that wedding!!! who attended and who shouted "STOP THE WEDDING!!!!" XDDD onegai... THAT wedding!!!!! (T-T) )

~ you will always gonna be the one ~ ima wa mada kanashii love song~ atarashii uta utaeru made~ XDDDD
(^ that MAJO scene is one of my most favorite MAJO scenes!!!! You just hurled me back to having MAJO flashbacks. HIKAAARUUUU~~~~ *sigh*)

FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, IM SUCH A CONTRADICTION XDDDD

04/07/2006 @ 14:52

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

hey dithers, nice uncut version exclusively pasted here lol. was takin a quick glance on it n read ur last paragraph abt likin majo scene..yes yes..it reminds me takizawa seems nv 2 hv aged a day since he acted that in '99 when he's ard 16-17 neh! except i tink he has grown physically stronger n broader la keke.. wah.. taki n tsuba both looks gd w glasses eh...all that black rimmed specs w thwir suits..omg...kewl... nice image eh.. YES btw, in case i forgot..does anyone noe wher 2 dl this cute zubari clip???? pls help! i noe alot pple is dyin 2 watch it here..nt only me neh keke

04/07/2006 @ 16:40

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

tackey megane wo kabutteruyo
kawaii!!!!


Nere arigatou ne

04/07/2006 @ 22:16

Comment from: mabo [Member] · http://mabo.livejournal.com

oh my god !!! it's the best zubari ever !!! lol and those glasses *_____* i'm in love !!!
thanks so much for sharing this with us *_*

04/07/2006 @ 22:48

Comment from: yai [Member]

thank you for cap and translate
i want to see very much
i'm so envious of kazuchan
what a lucky grandma?

04/07/2006 @ 23:25

Comment from: yai [Member]

thank you for cap and translate
i want to see very much
i'm so envious of kazuchan
what a lucky grandma?

04/07/2006 @ 23:30

Comment from: cindi [Member]

I saw these caps on a friend's blog and was like "OMG HAS NERE EVEN SEEN THESE?!" LOL!! Well you have! XDD

SHE IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!! She should have just received the kiss yo! *whacks* But what I loved most? YOUR COMMENTARY!! LOL the part about giving the bride away, I swear my brother kicked my chair FIVE times! *dies*

And yeah those are Takki's glasses I think. He wore them to Dream Boys and Tsubacon. Don't call them dorky! Call them OSHARE please! They're shaped exactly like mine, lol! XDD I looove him in those.. sooo pinchable. Especially when he's got that shiawase grin he had while in her arms yo! *dies* No wonder they got married. *thud*

04/08/2006 @ 00:11

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

omg dithers... thats when you "don't have anything to say"? LOOOLLLL DIES... my comment box is bracing itself for the time when you DO have stuff to say!!! HAHAHAA

CINDIIIIIIII~~~~~~~~~ looollll they are oshare glasses but once they get on takki's face they become DORKY because he's a NATURAL DORK! XD XD XD XD the next time I see you... YOU WEAR YOUR GLASSES!!! XD XD XD i wanna seeeee~~~ (and steal them away coz they look like takki's glasses!) XD actually, i was telling momo that her glasses look exactly like takki's too XD

you know... about that shiawase grin Takki had... lol my friend Sandy just said that he looked like AN ANXIOUS 5-YR-OLD RUNNING TO HIS MOM. ROFLMAOOOOO COME TO THINK OF IT... it's TRUE! XD XD XD This Takizawa has grandma-complex ka........ ^^;;;;

04/08/2006 @ 03:18

Comment from: dithers [Member]

yes it better be bracing coz that Takizawa with gradma-complex is filling my head with all these TAKKI THOUGHTS... yes, those TAKKI THOUGHTS better be expressed... and wherelse but in TAKKI THOUGHTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*lol* SCHUDUCK me thinks that Tackey did age coz when I watched MAJO before, although i was all *raburabu* with Hikaru, I cant go R-18. Its a sin to go R-18 with HIKARU! so chaste and naive... *lol* BUT NOW~~~ Tackey at 24 *rub palms with an evil grin* hehehehehehe

04/08/2006 @ 20:17

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

OMG!!! Really shock at the last part!!!
Very funny the charater of family....

04/09/2006 @ 00:13

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

haha dithers..btw... b4 i continue..must tell u badly that u misspelt my name all d time! sobz.. my name is shuduck... not schduck..hhee me no longer schooling,.... me oredi 22 keke..working... keke..yes hikaru looks younger..nw's more composed,manly n matured la..bt him w glassses makes him look very sweet..like a student still..bt if he goes into d classroom,act like a student in majo show..it's abit overaged keke..a 'kid' that stayed bk afew yrs ...keke..sigh, wher 2 dl d zubari clips?i cant wait 2 watch it! urgh

04/09/2006 @ 15:20

Comment from: shuduck [Member] · http://www.shutakky.mocasting.com

thanks alot nere for the email.. gladly appreciated..i received another sweet email frm another sweet gal too.. thanks 2 both...u gals are very sweet..aww..but savefile is abit lag..hmm i will go try again n again 2 get d dl done! keke thanks so much. i feel so lucky yo.

04/10/2006 @ 19:43