Still on the topic of ONNAGATA KABUKI TAKKI *LOL*, let's take a more close-up look at our pretty/creepy (still can't decide) "woman", shall we
(I was sent a news video ---thank you!--- that definitely has a much more clearer picture than those badly taken photos from auctions I posted previously) 

Dudes... I honestly think the upper part of his face looks STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL~
(Thanks to infinity layers of foundation that also successfully erased his trademark nakibokuro under his left eye ---damn that's A LOT of foundation!)
but when they scrolled down to the lower half of his face.....
*gets struck by lightning, falls off a cliff SPLAT* 
Anou... WTF happened to his lips

HELLO ENBUJOU MAKEUP PEOPLE DUDES!!!
PAGING ENBUJOU MAKEUP PEOPLE DUDES!!!
WTF?! 

Why did his lips end up looking so thin and crooked whereas Takki actually has a pretty damn POUTY ones
COME ON! FULLER! POUTIER! GLOSSIER!!! 
But he has such pretty pretty pretty eyes
It looks like the kind of eyes that by merely batting some eyelashes one could get the world kissing the ground that one walks on
(I just spent 5 minutes looking into my compact mirror and dang it I'm a girl but my eyes aren't even half as pretty as his)
Ooooh the injustice 
Some guys really have all the luck