WARNING | ACHTUNG

Oh yeah, I'm not so "angry" anymore today

OK, so I FINALLY got my calendar from the evil clutches of Kinokuniya who took their own sweet ass time (3 days) to stamp a barcode on it so I could actually take it home with me I jumped in the car and realized I don't have anything remotely sharp enough to cut open the tape except for... a pen (I didn't have keys on me either ---they usually make very nice substitutes to a penknife) And so ah what the heck, I stabbed into the tape and dragged the pen along the openings and made a very nice clean cut and opened the calendar (When there's a will, there's a way) Kanpeki~

To tell you the truth, the calendar is actually VERY normal this year, and I was flipping through the pages of the photo magazine/book whatever they call it (which btw ---may I bitch?--- has the most annoying binding in the whole world which makes it a freakin' pain to scan!!!) And, no aki, I'm not going to get a 2nd copy! *WHACKS YOU* Bwah cannot afford leh... Anyway, where was I, oh yeah... flipping through the photobook, and whoa they weren't kidding when they said this year they're gonna do something very OTOKO ---and that is achieved by posing in what looks like a dump industrial site swarming with containers and containers scrap steel metal and heavy machinery LOL~ Oh Takitsuba, you don't need all those *RUFF* surroundings but haha okay

WTF did I just sidetrack again? Where was I again? Oh yeah... flipping through photobook, flip flip flip flip until I open to the 2nd last page and....

OMGWTFTHUDDDD!

WTF IS THIIIIIS!?!?

T&T P & P???

---that's MISTER Panda & Puppy to you!

Tako thought up that "P&P" lol I was telling her dude look its a panda and a puppy and she's like OHHH that makes P&P too! LOLWTF? I didn't even thought of that!

...and why is Mr.Panda sitting like an angry highschool thug? While Mr.Puppy sits so prim and proper but still looking pissed! WTF? Panda, Puppy, Prim, Proper, Pissed, WHY IS EVERYTHING THE LETTER "P"!!!!! OK I'm officially creeped out now!!!

LOL! Cyn said Tsubasa looks like a PANDA HG *DIES LAUGHING*

And then I flip to the last page...

In a way, I could say that both these photos are SOMEWHAT disturbing to my eyes, but I was too busy laughing so hard and choking over my own drool to even care And what I love the most was how they had this bubble pointing to the crackpot P&P pics saying:

WE CAN'T END WITHOUT THIS!

Oh how I looooove these boys!!! They never fail to stay true to their own true self... that behind all the beautiful kirei kakkoii super kanpeki photos in the beginning, behind all that beautiful kirei kakkoii super kanpeki facade, are none but TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI and IMAI TSUBASA ---NOT the two popular Japanese idol boys, but just the two quirky dorky friends with such an awesome sense of humor that we all adooooore so much!

This is absolutely priceless

Takki, where are you Why haven't you updated Takiren Why haven't you updated us on what's going on up there in the "castle" Why haven't you asked us if we bought the calendar yet or not like you usually do ---and you'd tell us to quickly buy if we haven't Bwaaaaa our zachou Takizawa Hideaki must be very busy at T minus 7 days to ENBUJOU OPENING DAY.... ganbatte ne, Takki!

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Posted on > 02/27/2006 23:48pm by Nefretiri
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Comment from: aki [Member]

bwahh the calendar~~ they take two pieces for like first half upper body and lower half is legs.... thats a waste of paper.... LOL... can put more photos down there near em legs LOL or scrap of the legs and put more shots.... *greedy want more shots*~ is it me or is it getting less and less lol. I love the calendar just that it seems to be lesser in pictures... this is the closest thing we get to a photobook T_T ot should be thick like those legal textbooks.

02/28/2006 @ 02:02

Comment from: luvnickie [Member]

aiyah!!!! i should have heeded ur warning and not click on that read more icon... haha i ahve spoilt the surprise for myself..

haha at least ur calendar is in your hands.. mine wil take about 3 weeks o arrive... *cries!!*

ah.. but both of them look so cute as bears!!!! i wanna cuddle cuddle!!

ah i duno if you guys have heard of this... i read this from a fan's report about the HEY x3 episode where kat-tun is the guest...

the members said that.. last time.. they used to be ridiculed by their senpais and the senpais' fans..
were scolded for every little single thing...

only takki told them "you guys are just fine the way u are" OMG!!! i lurve takki!!! he's so nice!!

not only that.. durin one of the takki n tsuba con.. he handed the microphone over to jin n kame ( i believe ) and urge them to sing... OMG!!!!! *cries*



02/28/2006 @ 06:29

Comment from: dithers [Member]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i havent got my calendar yet but thanks for this preview or I will be getting sidestitches alone looking at these! XDDDD

Why MR. PUPPY, angry brows again??? did not get enough dog food??? missing the sauna suit so soon???aiiiiiii MR. PANDA, looked genki enough. Cant wait to see the calendar myself. Thanks!!! *chu*~

02/28/2006 @ 07:26

Comment from: knotdoll [Member]

and to think theyre making cool poses in those costumes.. lol

did someone say S+M?

02/28/2006 @ 08:52

Comment from: sojuqueen [Member]

Thanks so much for the scans, nere! :)

Honestly, you are the first site I ever go to every morning when I get to work. Haha! In fact, I don't work at all in the morning if given the chance. Just surfing all about Takki. Can I reupload the pictures and post these scans to spread the TxT love and definitely, I'll credit your site. :)

Thank you very much in advance.


02/28/2006 @ 09:56

Comment from: pekopeko [Member]

ok i'm totally choking over my own drool TOO hahaha.
OMGG that is the most crackpot thing ever..
TSUBASA's HG PANDA LOOK LOLLLLLL **FALLS OVER**
SORRRRRRRRRRRRY CAN"T TYPE ANYMORE.. laughing too harddddd

02/28/2006 @ 10:51

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

sigh aki... yeah i feel it's lesser and lesser too... I guess coz last time there's a calendar, magazine AND that little school agenda/diary thingy. so yeah it feels so much less this time i open the box and get 1 calendar, 1 magazine, thats it LOL. NOT ENOUGH PIC CHAS... but yeah, this is really the closest thing we'll ever get to a PHOTOBOOK..... kinda sucks eh...

luvnickie, i haven't heard of that hey3x report thingy... i gotta ask kattun fans then XD Erm... Cathy? XD

Dithers, what cracked me up the most was the SIZE of Mr.Panda's head!!!!! It's soooo HUUUUUGE WTF LOL XD

stephie bahahahaha i dunno why they acted all like *ROWR* and angry posing in it... it's soooo DOESN'T MATCH the costume HAHAHAHAH~ and sideways, the panda is still skinny but the puppy looks FAT loool XD

sojuqueen, yeah sure no problem. reupload. credits. you know the drill ^^v thanks for asking first i really appreciate it.

02/28/2006 @ 10:52

Comment from: sojuqueen [Member]

Thanks again, Nere! :)

Takki's hands as paws, awwwww. Don't know why but I find it so sexy - the way he held it up. Rawr! Haha! :)

02/28/2006 @ 12:09

Comment from: dithers [Member]

yeah, but TSUBA-chan doesnt seem to mind wearing the huge PANDA head *lol* but you know THERE IS another Tsuba pix I fancy in the photobook...... the one WITHOUT the PANDA head... WITHOUT the darkglasses......WITHOUT anything (?!)~~~ *THUD* ...KYAAAAAAHAHAHHH!!!! Tell me NERE-chan, does TACKEY have something like THAT in there??!!! You've got to tell me before I get a heart attack!!! Im really getting anxious... HAYAKUUUUUU CALENDAR!!!! HAAAAYAAAKUUUU!!!!!!!!

Psssst AKI-chan, Tsu..Tsu.....Tsubasa...hahh...hahhhhh...hadaka --> (O_O) --> (x_x)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knotdoll, since you mentioned it, we go zoo training with PANDA + PUPPY *WATAAAASHHHH* hahahaha


*waves* @ sojuqueen ^_~


02/28/2006 @ 12:19

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

lol i saw that too~ the tsuba *ALMOST* without anything at all! *chomps on his pelvic bone* XDDDDD NOOOO TAKKI DOESN'T HAVE anything as suggestive as that but there are pics of him: showering (and those bundles of joy on his abs were extra-protruding too i might add hohoho), wading, swimming, and even kinda semi-DROWNING??? Come to think of it Tsubasa has a similar pic of him floating on the water except that he's above the surface of the water whereas Takki was UNDERWATER *LOL* XDDDD hahaha i like the pool pics the most in the photography collection... but i like a lot of pics in the calendar~ especially the unit ones... them on the beach.... takki jumping in the air~ its awesome!

02/28/2006 @ 12:45

Comment from: dithers [Member]

*TACKEY PUPPY chomps on TSUBA BONE with yah* hahahaha then he wouldn't be so pissed anymore lah*XDDDD

showering (and those bundles of joy on his abs were extra-protruding too i might add hohoho)

Gonna be watching out for those EXTRA-PROTRUDING ABS YO!!!! HEL-LOOO TAMAGOS!!! ^.^

wading, swimming, and even kinda semi-DROWNING???

Atleast he's got those protruding tamagos to serve as FLOATERS as well ^^ THANK GOD FOR TAMAGOS!!! hahahahaha Thanks for added info NERE-chan. Im having mental pictures now hehehe My calendar is "IN SHIPPING PROCESS' already. Hope it gets here sooner than soon!!!!

02/28/2006 @ 13:07

Comment from: hana [Member] · www.hanahide2.blogspot.com

Huah...ha..ha!!! This pictures from their calendar? So funny...lol *O*
Thanks for share it!

03/01/2006 @ 12:03