
*mouth drops to the floor*
H.G. + VENUS =
........気持悪けど、良いことですかな? 
あのう、タッキー....? 

Cathy just came shrieking in my MSN window screeching that *THE* notorious Reza Ramon HADDO GEI a.k.a.
H.G.
will be singing VENUS on next week's Utawara!!!! OMGWTFROFLLL????!!!!!!!
And then she said that H.G. has like this fatty sidekick or something but apparently H.G. was singing on Tsuba's side which makes H.G. = Tsubasa, and Fatty = Takki



And I told aki and she was like all !#$%^&*()_+|}'/:



about why the heck is H.G. singing on Tsubasa's side and she'd rather have the fatty as Tsubasa
...until we saw what the fatty looked like 

DOOOOODE!!!! 
OMG they were like doing their jiggy to VENUS OMGWTFBBQQQQQ!!!! LOL!!!! 


Yes, who would've thought the day would come that I would actually see a screencap of MISTER HADDO GEI instead of HADDO TACKEY on my blog!!!! H.G., dude... you are treading on dangerous (and sacred) ground here my friend!!!! LOL!!!! 
But one would know one truly made it when you have extremely popular notorious crackpot WACKO celebrities parodying one's song
Speaking of which, I'm sooooo proud of Venus-chan which CLUNG so tightly around the Top 5 ranks for like its third week already now!!!!
And it doesn't even sank lower it climbs higher and has lingered at
NUMBER TWO
for the past 2 days!!! And momochan just told me that Venus-chan had sold over 200,000
OMEDETOU VENUS-CHAN~~~~
Oh there was that one time in 2004 just outside the Umeda Koma theatre in Osaka, I was killing time for the next show of Dream Boy and suddenly I just heard Yume Monogatari BLARING from god-knows-where, and naturally as a T&T fan, I just HAD to follow where the blaring song is coming from
and so I went left and right and found myself standing in front of...
...a doll/toy vending machine in front of a game center singing Yume Monogatari!
*LOL*
When I told Cyn afterwards, she said that well you know you made it when your song is installed in a... uh... toy vending machines? Hahahah! 
Ah Hard Gay, Soft Gay, it doesn't really matter to me which notorious crackhead celebrities are singing Venus but what I really wanna see is...
TAKITSUBA'S FACES WHILE WATCHING H.G. & FATTY MAMBO-ING TO THEIR VENUS!!! 
More particularly
Tsubasa's face! LOLOLOL!!! Oh god, I wonder if they'll have a talk about Takki's
H.T.
or if H.G. knew about it at all???? (I bet he does---like hello, the newspapers had photos all over the place and headlines saying "YOKOHAMA FOOOOOO~" how could he NOT know? Haha!) So does that mean this is like... H.G.'s REVENGE??? *DIES LAUGHING*
I wonder if T&T actually saw this at all last Sunday
Or maybe Jin already called Takki beforehand and ratted out that H.G. is gonna sing Venus hahahahah~
Oh my... must watch next week's Utawara then!!!
面白そう~