> some guys have all the luck

Still on the topic of ONNAGATA KABUKI TAKKI *LOL*, let's take a more close-up look at our pretty/creepy (still can't decide) "woman", shall we (I was sent a news video ---thank you!--- that definitely has a much more clearer picture than those badly taken photos from auctions I posted previously)

Dudes... I honestly think the upper part of his face looks STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL~ (Thanks to infinity layers of foundation that also successfully erased his trademark nakibokuro under his left eye ---damn that's A LOT of foundation!) but when they scrolled down to the lower half of his face.....

*gets struck by lightning, falls off a cliff SPLAT*

Anou... WTF happened to his lips HELLO ENBUJOU MAKEUP PEOPLE DUDES!!! PAGING ENBUJOU MAKEUP PEOPLE DUDES!!! WTF?! Why did his lips end up looking so thin and crooked whereas Takki actually has a pretty damn POUTY ones COME ON! FULLER! POUTIER! GLOSSIER!!!

But he has such pretty pretty pretty eyes It looks like the kind of eyes that by merely batting some eyelashes one could get the world kissing the ground that one walks on (I just spent 5 minutes looking into my compact mirror and dang it I'm a girl but my eyes aren't even half as pretty as his) Ooooh the injustice

Some guys really have all the luck

> yeah, they're *STILL* on crack

WARNING | ACHTUNG

Clicking into this entry means you will get SPOILED MAJORLY over the MOST CRACKPOT image in the 2006 Tackey & Tsubasa calendar. If you haven't received/bought your calendar and would like to NOT get spoiled, press ALT-F4 right now and STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS ENTRY You have been warned

Oh yeah, I'm not so "angry" anymore today

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> who's that woman?

Riddle me this, riddle me that
Who's that pretty CREEPY WOMAN on the left
Duuuuuude------ Lis sent me some pic chas of this "woman" that she dug out from our favorite evil hellhole the Yahoo! Auctions Japan and OOOOOMG okayyy in some pictures "SHE" looks quite okay but in some other pictures...................... erm, "SHE" looks too chiseled *STARTS INJECTING ASS FAT INTO TAKKI'S CHEEKS*
...and the headpiece makes "her" look creepier too *LOL* It somehow reminds me of.... Edea from Final Fantasy VIII, or some other creepy woman villain in Square Enix RPG games or something (at least the drag version of it, that is)

Awwww I'm being so hard on him~ LOL *pets Takki* But OMG both Cyn and Aki juuuust said the words "Michael Jackson" in two separate MSN windows, almost at the same time! *THUDDDD* LOL! Takki's probably twitching somewhere in Tokyo right now!

And this "woman" will probably all over the pamphlet, or even *GASP* Enbujou posters (that means giant-sized close-up drag "woman") *DIES* ...and the stageplay / shop photos

I dunno man... I still think he looks chotto drag..... Great. Drag Takki just dragged me out of pissy hibernation. Is that FREAK still out there?

P.S.
I'm a little baffled (read: mildly pissed) at Popolo for recycling STALE photos for this month's Takitsuba articles (WTF, Takki still got his overgrown long hair?) although I forgive Popolo because he looks cute cute cute XD

P.P.S.
I'm more pissed off at MYOJO for putting Takitsuba on the cover but all the inserts booklets hard pinups pullout posters and crap are still either NEWS or KAT-TUN and the Takitsuba the "supposed cover feature" were shoved somewhere between page 90 ~ page 12648502 with their usual measly TWO effortless looking pages each person. And I have to buy it anyway just because Takitsuba are "on the cover". THAT . IS . NOT . COOL . YO.

P.P.P.S.
But most of all, I am majorly pissed at Kinokuniya Indonesia. So pissed I'm not even gonna talk about it ~_~

> streaming michi

Can hear Takitsuba's new song 「道」 (Michi) at the Kawaijuku website. They posted up their new CMs... er, 2 days ago? Click on the streaming links. (Yes, the buttons that says 56K or 500K). Sounds like a V6 song. They sound like V6 too. Sounds like 6 people instead of 2. Btw I like V6. Cyn likes V6 too. (nvm me, I'm rambling XD)

FYI.
Becky O'Donohue was voted off Idol tonight. Boo-hoo. Nah, I don't really care about the people voted off tonight. As long as Taylor Hicks stays on. ....PMS is bleh. It's very advisable to stay a safe distance away from me right now. T&T calendar come save me from PMS tonight!!!

> 滝沢連合 第205章

Doooode Nihongo muzukashiiii--- momo and I were reading Takiren together and going but putting our heads together this is what we got (we think!)....... LOL I should go bug Agent Mini Go sensei--- *pokes* LOL!

Yet another DORK MOMENT He referring to himself as "THE TAKKI" now??? What is that like "THE TERMINATOR" or something "THE PUNISHER" "THE TAKKI" LOLOLOLOL!!!!! And basically we don't know what "KIME" means in slang... and unsure of what "JIRIJIRI" represents--- gah Nihongo muzukashii!!! And we think that the last sentence means that, someday he's gonna get back at Tsubasa for that?

@ 23:08pm
Cyn just told me that "KIME" means something like, Takki was saying Tsubasa did it in a more clean and kakkoii way compared to his big actions due to being dissed XDDDD I just looked up in Yahoo! Dictionary too and 決める can also mean〔うまくする〕 which means like... did something well, or 〔かっこうよく着こなす〕 something like looks striking, kakkoii... so LOL--- Takki... are you feeling upstaged? XD

OMG they're dorks. Both of them!

> music station 2006/02/17: ニコニコのVENUS

OK I've decided that last night's Venus was absolutely my favorite Venus because both of them are sooooo cuuuteeeeee and sooo niko niko Ahhh... last time I kept thinking Utaban Venus was the prettiest of all coz of the set but it just freakin' bugged me at how ANGRY they both look ALL THE TIME! But last night's Music Station...

Aaaaah.... 超いい感じですねっー

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> yokoyama yuu's takki stories #1

LOL Since Takki, Yoko and Ohkura will be spending quite a few months working together, and since Yoko also is a big yapper with a 【MISSIONタッキーと仲良くなれる】 (Mission Getting Chummier With Takki) up his sleeve I'm guessing hoping we'll be hearing more of Yoko's Takki stories in the future, but for this week here's what Cyn heard from last night's Recomen

@ 17:29pm
O_O VENUS IS BACK AT #5 FOR YESTERDAY'S RANK!!!!!!!!!
And after MS tonight..... hohohohooooo...
OMGWTF my Studio Park entry is 3300+ words now??? And not done yet???

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> スタジオパークから こんにちは 2006/02/14

Aiyayaya who would've thought that this baby would grow up to be such a fiiiiineeee fiiiiiiineeeee young man ne My, my... he was one FAT BABY, wasn't he? But indeed he grew up to be true to his name Hideaki「秀明」 How did Takizawa-mama knew that her son will grow up to be such a sunshine ne? Oh well, mother knows best!

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> 滝沢連合 第204章

Oooo Valentine Takiren But.... no Valentine topic! And I got all blurred reading so Agent Mini-Go ended up helping me translate... like EVERYTHING! Agent Mini-Go, 何度もあっざーす XDDDDDDDDD

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> VENUS 萌えっっっー！

OMG I was soooo knocked out from heavy medication yesterday, was home all day rolling around in bed and feeling sick and unproductive! BLAH! Being sick in bed is really 気持悪い！！！ And Tsubasa keeps running away from fear of catching my evil contagious virus through MSN ---because about some weeks ago apparently I did infect her through MSN? *LOL* And we ended up getting eye infection, SAME TYPE, SAME TIME, SAME EYE... like how did THAT happen? Maybe it's the universe's sick way of telling us that we're meant to be [partners in crime] together forever and there's no way out [of this T&T poverty pothole curse?] *DIES*--- So anyway, I woke up still woozy and crap but not feeling as bad as yesterday so forced myself to go to work or I'll feel even worse at home!!!! Anyway, what a very lovely day today coz aahhhhh Venus is sugoi ne~ after dropping to #5 last week WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT WOULD CLIMB BACK UP TO NUMBER 2 and even made it to...

ORICON MONTHLY RANK #6!!!

...with the youngest chart age too~ Kya--- Venus sugoi~ I mean, no other single born in the release date of 2006/01/18 and after was seen in the Top 20 Oricon Monthly~ *JUMPS* *BOUNCES* LOL I really was just bouncing around with momochan all afternoon like two dorky girls (who love Takki of course)

OMG would you look at our little tough warrior Venus-chan! IT JUST CLIMBED UP ONE RANK TO #11 TODAY, bumping senpai ENDLICHERI☆ENDLICHERI down one notch???!!! *GASP* OMG is that allowed? *LOL* Uwaaaaa Venus-chan gambareeeee~

And then we went to the T&T Official Website....

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> 滝沢連合 第203章

OMG I'm convinced Takki is ON CRACK while he's writing this Seriously!!!! Cyn onegai shimasu m(_ _)m

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> new song hallelujah!

Whoa first aki and I thought that this was probably just another one of those crack-ass rumor but apparently if it's on the Tackey & Tsubasa official website then YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BABY!!!!

OK so basically it says that Takitsuba will have a new song called MICHI and it's going to be the image song for the TV CM of some company named Kawaijuku, which will be on air starting March 2006.

I'm not sure what company Kawaijuku is but momochan and I took the kanji to the wonderful searchbox of Google and got this particular Kawaijuku company which we couldn't really figure out... it's an educational institution? Broadband internet provider? Cable TV service? Publishing company? All of the above That's one big damn pupu platter yo~

Strange strange combination......... Are advertising agencies across Japan suddenly lining up for Takitsuba to sing their clients' CM songs?

> compliment or insult? ^.^;;

*mouth drops to the floor*

H.G. + VENUS = ........気持悪けど、良いことですかな？

あのう、タッキー....?

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> recomen party crasher takizawa OMG I came online earlier and got flooded by GO BLUR spazzing over Takki crashing into Yoko & Hina's Thursday Recomen oh so suddenly and completely unannounced OMGWTF LIKE NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY KNEW HE WAS GONNA COME CRASHING INTO RECOMEN NOT EVEN YOKO & HINA THEMSELVES AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT TAKKI FANS!!!!! Takki just walks in and Cyn said Yoko just started going "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???" and then she can hear Takki's voice and yeah apparently Takki just came back from his Enbujou rehearsal (Wahhh Enbujou rehearsal started already---apparently Yoko was at rehearsals yesterday, alone, and Takki only came to rehearsals today~) and Takki was EATING RAMEN IN MANAGER-SAN'S CAR when he heard Yoko talking about his own Enbujou rehearsal yesterday and so Takki went *DING* and decided to crash Yoko & Hina's Recomen studio, which I guess, was quite near to where he was doing his Enbujou rehearsals at..... and while he's at it... PROMOTE ENBUJOU TICKETS TOO!!!! Takizawa! Promoting your own event... at someone else's show... UNINVITED SOME MORE!!! Shame on you! You're so cute! Hmmmm Takki eats his meals inside a car a lot ne! Like last time I remember several instances him telling us that he ate his meal in the back of a van in some parking lot! Was Manager-san's car parked in some parking lot while Takizawa eats his preciousssss ramen You know what... I want to be Manager-san's car That car has witnessed sooooooo much Takitsuba crap~ seriously! Wait... I'm so stupid! Why wish to be a damn metal scrap CAR???? I SHOULD SAY I WANT TO BE MANAGER-SAN!!! Slow..... Spontaneously visiting Yoko & Hina like that is just toooooo cute! Hearing or seeing a very warm and casual friend-friend relationship between the Johnny boys or across Johnny units is just sooooo... heartwarming And I'm so happy Yoko will be in Enbujou too~ Maybe in the 2 months he's with Takki he won't have to keep checking his J-web for Takirens.... but he'll get sneak previews right there at Shinbashi Enbujou's backstage changing rooms, before Takki uploads/updates/whatever it is he does to submit his Takiren entries! Oh then Takki also said (during Recomen) that he got this letter from this elementary school kid who told him that they sing Venus a lot in school because the song is kawaii Oh my... a bunch of little children singing Venus! *LOL* (I'm thinking in terms of the "other" Venus btw----to those of you who are familiar with this subject matter) XDDDDDD Argh!!!! NO ONE I KNOW HAS RECOMEN OR EVEN THE LEAST BIT HAD A CLUE THAT TAKKI WAS GONNA BE ON RECOMEN!!!! OK let me find someone who actually recorded! *LOL* Kanjani8 fans... you are my only hope! お願します！

> idol, interrupted

Hey Cyn I reckon this is the culprit whom you caught your "BLUR" from lately Just like BAKA, I believe BLUR is just equally contagious! Hmmm... is that why aki been screaming BLURTITIS at me lately?

Idols get blur too....

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