OMGWTF seriously whoooooo came up with this crackpot idea for Utawara Omoshirooooeeeeee~ I swear to god this is just about the most entertaining thing I've seen yesterday~ (with my stupid miserable flu and my Chinese New Year income depleted by 50% because of it GRRRRRR~ ) Ahhh Takitsuba saves the day....

Once upon a time......

...Once upon a time there lived two very kakkoii princes in a kingdom on planet VENUS The two princes, Prince Takizawa and Prince Tsubasa, became national icons of the kingdom and they would tour around the kingdom and sing their national anthem VENUS to bring happiness and prosperity to the people of the country and bless them with joy and love

But there was a group of very evil people in the kingdom (from hereonafter they shall be known as "Crazy Village People") who for some reason, hates Prince Takizawa, and so they came and KIDNAPPED him away from Prince Tsubasa!!!!!!!

Both princes, bound by their bond, has TELEPATHIC SUPERPOWERS, and so Prince Tsubasa concentrated and tried to contact Prince Takizawa through his mind!!!

So, a very worried Prince Tsubasa booked himself on a very popular TV program in the kingdom called UTAWARA HOT HIT 10 to call upon the people of Kingdom Venus to put their cosmic energy together with him to help Prince Takizawa so he can ESCAPE from the clutches of the Crazy Village People

Meanwhile, in the depths of a freezing parking lot, Prince Takizawa is still dancing and singing Venus to the Crazy Village People who abducted him But suddenly...

RUN!!!!!

So children, Prince Takizawa is saved because all the people in the kingdom believed in Venus and in the two of them! And so Prince Takizawa and Prince Tsubasa sung and danced Venus for the people everyday, happily ever after~

THE END

REMINDER DISCLAIMER:
Screencaps from Utawara 2006/01/29
Dialogue ENTIRELY FICTIONAL!!!!!! NOT TRUE!!!!! I MADE IT UP!!!!! WAKARU??????

*NERE RUNS FROM EVERYONE WHO HAVE ADAPTED CRAZY VILLAGE PEOPLE BEHAVIOR BY CHASING ME DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD*

Seriously though!!! It's soooooo "WTF?????" when they showed Takki out in the freezing parking lot!!! HAHAHAHA OMG, when Cyn first told me Takki was kidnapped by fans and had to sing in a freezing parking lot I thought it was her blur-language for saying.... erm... uh... Takki singing in another room from Tsubasa? SERIOUSLY I DID NOT THINK SHE MEANT IT AS LITERALLY AT FIRST LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!! WTFFFFF UTAWARA????? *laughs to death*

MORAL OF THE STORY: (YES OF COURSE THERE'S A MORAL!)
Even though Takki and Tsubasa are now often doing their own stuff separately, it's NOT the end of the world because no matter what, they will always HAVE "Tackey & Tsubasa": the unit, and that unit will forever be the tie that binds them together Takki said in his Takkicon pamphlet that from the very own beginning, "Tackey & Tsubasa" the unit had always been standing on the keyword of "freedom", meaning they have their own freedom to decide how things are done regarding their unit activities, and also freedom to do their own solo stuff outside the unit, because they are two very different unique characters. But it does not change the fact that they are... A UNIT. Two people who complement each other, and are two sides of one coin that makes TACKEY & TSUBASA so unique. Takki says that had been decided and understood upon ever since the very first day they decided to become a unit. So Takitsuba fans, just believe~ and all will be okay! YEA~ TAKITSUBA POWER OVERCOMES EVERYTHING! いつも信じているよ~

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Posted on > 01/30/2006 13:42pm by Nefretiri
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Comment from: cha [Member]

"Tackey & Tsubasa" the unit has always been standing on the basis of "freedom". And that is the freedom to decide how they do things as a unit, and also freedom to continue doing their own solo stuff outside the unit. But it does not change the fact that they are... A UNIT.


i almost cried after reading this.....very touching for some reasons.....

thank you for translating this......

kind of want to wat else did he write in the con pamphlets...

01/30/2006 @ 14:24

Comment from: aki [Member]

*laughs out loud* hahahaaha~~~ his perky butt, hahaha my humps hy humps my preety pretty lumps hahahaha~~~ yes takizawa-kun u have a very nice perky butt lol tsubasa too haha....

i like that id call 894 and 283 hahahahaha.... i wish we can dial that number and reach them ahahahaha. it would be smashing haha

01/30/2006 @ 14:40

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

beep beep beep *dialing 894* hello moshi moshi takizawa~ i am the cosmic voice inside your head~ XD poor takitsuba, if we really can do that, they'd probably bolt out the door straight to shrinks rightaway XD XD XD

01/30/2006 @ 14:54

Comment from: dithers [Member]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KORE OKASHII DA! and MATSUJUN is on this too----waaahhhh kakoii explosion!!!! For a kidnapped victim, TACKEY looked like he's having too much fun XD XD XD

Now AKI-chaaan~~ talking about lumps and humps again? ^^ TxT sure wants to make, make us work, make us work, work... make us work! *lol*

Tackey and Tsuba: Our humps, our humps, our lovely perky humps. Our humps they got u~~~

hahahaha........... oh they sure did and they def made us SCREEEAMMMM!!!! ^___^

Anou NERE-chan, i thought CRAZY VILLAGE PEOPLE will be dressed up like the real VILLAGE PEOPLE too. You know like this >>>

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/atashinoshashin/OTHERS/TheVillagePeoplehaha.jpg

I find it more fitting considering they're singing VENIS *lol* with all the Indians, Greek, Chinese, African in there. One of them even looked like HG's long lost blood brother buahaha!!!

Soooo that's what he's doing in his ofuro neeee~~~ sweating it out with the mic stand *tsk* *tsk* .....lmao


01/30/2006 @ 15:30

Comment from: aki [Member]

*laughs out loud* haha @ dithers village ppl photo hahaha. Dithers where did you get this?? MASAKA did u date one of them, could it be the chieftain wild bird there? LOLOLOL



01/30/2006 @ 16:40

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Oh you know me I like my yasei men feathered *lol* Cherokee chieftain there and I had a falling out coz I told him we could continue dating if he could only wear fuschia pink feather headgear but he didn't budge so SAYONARA CHIEFTAIN XDDD I'll stick to someone who carries fuschia pink feather(boa)s best! I think you know WHO i meant ^___~





01/30/2006 @ 17:59

Comment from: mini [Member]

...in my blur-language T_T



01/30/2006 @ 20:42

Comment from: aki [Member]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8026/villagepeopleopening8uc.jpg

he did wear fuschia pink headgear LMAOOOOOO so you didnt say sayonara to him after all. Dithers you ebil ebil two timer LOLLLLLLLL *accio firebolt*

01/30/2006 @ 22:06

Comment from: kerry [Member]

Ohhh** hahahahhahaaha XD** i feel that i'm the one in crazy village people

01/30/2006 @ 22:15

Comment from: dithers [Member]

NOW WHERE DID YOU GET THAT O..O ?????? WHO ARE YOU DATING??? DONT TELL ME YOUR DATING ERIC? HADDO ERIC???!!! GAWD, I didnt know of this til now. Maybe THAT is one of his last efforts to win me back but sorry to say.... too late!!! TOOO LATE CHIEFTAIN!!! The window of opportunity just shut closed even before you painted those feathers pink and no amount of MACHO, MACHO MAN can make me come back! ...bu..bua...BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! :p

NE AKI-chan, this is bad you know. We segued to The VILLAGE PEOPLE already. Let's go back to TackeyTsuba now shall we or we'll get "chopped to bits of chopped liver". Stop googling for anymore VILLAGE PEOPLE pix coz Im getting scared already :p


01/30/2006 @ 22:41

Comment from: tackeyzawa [Member]

Takizawa sukoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >_

01/30/2006 @ 22:58

Comment from: nefretiri [Member]

BUHAHAHAHAHAH OMG CRAZY VILLAGE CHIEFTAIN IN PINK BOA LOLOLOL XD dithers you better be running back to ur husband there ne! *accio TAKKI* *BOLTS OFF* BUHAHAHAH GOOD JOB AKI XDDD

01/31/2006 @ 00:38

Comment from: dithers [Member]

Oi..oi... *flashes MIB memory eraser gadget at AKI and NERE* :p :p :p

.... (--___-- ;:;:) .... why does this feel like dejavu?!... :p

01/31/2006 @ 18:35

Comment from: karina [Member] · www.she-lied.blogspot.com

lol u got such an broad highly ultimate imagination. it craked me up greatly!! how hilarious!!

02/01/2006 @ 18:43