Riddle me this, riddle me that

WHAT CREATURE EXACTLY IS THAT??? 



OH MY GOD so today both aki and I decided to watch all our downloads together (so we can crack up together *LOL*)
And dude... as much as Utaban cracks me up but I was having such a hard tiiiiime not to just BURST OUT EXPLODE LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE because of HEY!HEY!HEY!
Like seriously, OMG TAKKI!!!! You are sooooooo KAWAIIIIII!!!!!
What is in that cute head of yours Takki? *knock knock knock*
I really wanna dive into his brain and see all the crazy shenanigans going on in that head!!! 
OMG so since Tsubasa kept losing in the past Hey3x's in many many physical games, this time they said they're gonna show something that Tsubasa is really good at and even BETTER than Takki!!!! AND LOL TSUBASA!!!! He said:
OH MAN ROFLOLMAOOOOO TSUBASAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 


Oh dude... if it was Takki who had said about Tsubasa even only about 0.000000001% of the kind of things Tsubasa just said up there, I would be writing an entry/essay/memoir/thesis to explain/defend/dodging Takki from blind attacks from every which way! ~_~ Crazy village people..... -.-
Tsubasaaaaaaaaa what you said was sooooooooo....
TRUE!!! 


*DIES LAUGHING*
Even Takki just sat there all smiling and silent... he didn't even deny it or defend himself coz he knows it's true!!! XDDDD OMG seriously aki and I both suffered from sore cheeks and sore stomach from laughing our asses off earlier today har har har harrrrrr!!!!
But I dunno... I don't think Takki needs FASHION SENSE
Like I said before, I think even when he is DASAI, he still looks so nice and natural and relaxed 


And WTF is KENKOU SANDALS
It sounds very.... OJIICHAN and DASAI too!!! *LOL!!!* OK I just googled it and OMG LOL~ they *ARE* kinda ojichan sandals ne! *DIES* WTF Takki you really are an oyaji at heart, aren't you?!
Hmmm I wonder if Takki's kenkou sandal is in PINK~ *runs*
So anyway... LOL... to demonstrate the truth to Takizawa's HEN na drawing abilities (erm... more like non-existent drawing talent---just like me LOL!)... TxT was supposed to draw stuff, and the first one they're supposed to draw a praying mantis, and Takki's praying mantis looks like an ORAL-B TOOTHBRUSH
Buhahahaahh! And for some reason I thought the head looks like a DUCK too! Areeeeee Takki?!
And then the second drawing... after Tsubasa shows his picture and that Matsumoto dude asked Takki to show his drawing next... like OMGGGGG HIS FACE IS SOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIII~~~~ So embarrassed
and all blushing kawaiiiiii he got!!!! 

He smiled sheepishly, looks at his own drawing like, Oh mannn they're gonna laugh at this again..., then he tilts his head to the side *CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
and only FINALLY THEN... he reveals his masterpiece! Let's take a closer look, shall we? 

It's a dog?
Cat?
Bunny?
Insect?
Caterpillar?
Wait wait... it kinda looks like a SHEEP too! 

But most of all it looks more like a PERSON wearing a doggie suit AND bunny ear headpiece!!!! LOL!!!!!! OMG Tsubasa had him on the mark!!! Who would've thought THIS outrageous "creature" would come out as a result of asking Takizawa Hideaki to draw a LION????
OOOOOMGGGGG HE IS SOOOOOO CUUUUTEEEE!!!!!! 
And the entire studio just *ROARS* in laughter, and Matsumoto was whacking the couch in sheer madness laughter.... and when camera pans back to Takizawa Hideaki... O.M.G.!!!! 


LOOK AT HIM, HE ALMOST WANTED TO CRAWL BEHIND HIS BOARD!!! SOOOOO EMBARRASSED!!! 




*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH* 





CAN ONE FANGIRL JUST DIE OUT OF PURE KAWAIIIII OVERLOAD OF HER IDOL???? YES YES ONE SURE CAN!!!! 

TAKIZAWA~ YOU... YOU... YOUUUUU.... SUCH A CUTE BABY BOY YOU AREEEEE!!!!! *PINCHES TAKKI TIL NO CHEEK LEFT TO PINCH* 

Aaaaaahhh OMG... you know there's actually a picture at the very back of his Takkicon pamphlet and when cyn and I saw it after the con, we were just FLOOOOOOOREDDDDDDDD kicking and screeching how KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Takki is~~~~ because his drawing is that of a little kid!!! Ahhh I'll show you some other time, maybe later I scan or take a picture of it... but he's supposed to draw something about emotions and he drew like FLOWERS with FACES!!!!! 

Iyaaaaannnn it was CHOU KAWAIIIII~~~~ seriously!!!!
And OMG scroll back up to the very top picture of the *ahem*... "LION" there and I totally fell off my chair again when he pointed out the TREE!!!!
I JUST REALIZED HE EVEN DREW A TREE BEHIND THE "LION"!!!!
Like... er... the instructions is to draw ONLY a lion and he improvises with a TREE!!! AND HE EVEN EXPLAINED THAT IT'S AN APPLE TREE
*IS SERIOUSLY DEAD FOR THE 18927834571902th TIME* 
AND WHEN HE SAID THAT I JUST NOTICED AGAIN THAT HE DREW APPLES ON THE TREE TOO!!!!!!
ASDGFHGKLWEOPUIRPOANMISWDEW TAKIZAWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Even Matsumoto was like, Takki you *DO* know that lion is like super CARNIVOROUS right? (and not like... eat apples?!) BUAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!
OK my mind is just in sheer ecstatic madness right now coz of Takizawa-kiddy-kawaii-OVERLOAD!!!!!
Ooooooooohhhh... *fans fans face*
*DIES AGAIN* 
Dude... we need to take Takki to the zoo and show him... Takki-kun mite... KORE HA LION DESU~ 
