Okay, so Cyn e-mailed me this morning that my so-called "surprise present" from the whole chain-mailing of Takitsuba Solocon DVD coupons FINALLY arrived in her mailbox (as we predicted previously, when avex says ETA Oct ~ Dec, what they really meant is... DECEMBER! XD) and she was dead curious about it and asked me if she could open it... DUDE, I'm just as curious!!! So I said, yessss please do open it and save me all the agonizing curiosity by just telling me WHAT THE HECK IT IS!!!
One opened box later, CYN STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT IS *LOL* And she told me that I shouldn't look up what it is exactly on the internet because I need to have that exact same reaction that she has LOL!!! The whole .....*silence*...... followed by a huge big W-T-F?!?!?!?! Aki said that she saw a picture of it online and she THINKS it's a belt buckle. Cyn thinks if it's a belt buckle then it's way better than what SHE THINKS it is!
Lordy... so what exactly is this crackpot "present" did avextrax decide on to send Takitsuba's beloved fans?!?!?! NO, DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS IF YOU KNOW!!! IF YOU SPOIL ME YOU SHALL BE CURSED WITH BAD ACNE FOR SEVEN GENERATIONS!!! XDDDD I want to save for a huge big WTF AVEX reaction when I finally get it! Such geniuses, the people at avextrax are.
Ahhh the concert sounds like buttloads of fun!!! *twiddles fingers* There's still time to express a visa and buy a plane ticket and hop my ass to Yokohama Arena mwahahaha... *twiddles twiddles*... argh... *slaps slaps face* *starts chanting* I'm a responsible employee. I have a responsibility to my project team. I shall not abandon my project in this critical stage. I CANNOT abandon my project in this critical stage. *sigh* Okay... temptation overcome!!! 
Anyway, what are the occasions in which Takki would update his Takiren again???
1. After a concert / musical
2. CD release
3. Koutan kicks his ass
4. He gets tagged by NO BORDER to play a dorky game
5. He got bored and decided to pull his fans' legs
This would fall under CATEGORY 1 

Thank you to all of you who came ne
It's been a long time since we had a concert with both of us together so it was really fun
Hontou ni arigatou
Next is Yokohama da
Let's go 







Let's fly 



Everyone who came today, please rest up ne
There were a lot of SANTA GIRLS at the con venue
I instantly forgot the "Tackey" side of me and became the 24-yr-old OTOKO HIDEAKI
I'm also expecting to see more in Yokohama yo
Yosh ganbarou!
OH-KAY!!!!! What aki and I wanted to know is, what exactly does he mean when he says he turned into this "24-YR-OLD OTOKO HIDEAKI"???
Retracing back our steps to an earlier 2005 interview of Takki, I once recalled Takki saying: "Otoko wa ookami dakara." ("Because men are wolves.") So when we apply that formula into his sentence, here's how it sounds:
ROFL!!!!! Makes much more sense now, doesn't it??? 


OMG what the hell is wrong with Indonesians?! Seriously, I've been to NUMEROUS weddings (you all know I get invited to about AT LEAST 20 weddings each year XD) like yesterday, I went to one, and they used Utada Hikaru's FIRST LOVE as a theme song... AGAIN!!!!!!!
HELLO IDIOTS!!!!
FIRST LOVE IS *NOT* A WEDDING SONG!!!
Want to get your best friend or loved one the perfect birthday gift? Look no further because HMV Japan has got everything you need for the ultimate birthday SURPRISE!!! And I'll tell you why:

OMG Cynthia and I were laughing together a few nights ago at how ON CRACK the Takiren was again, FINALLY! This is awesome I totally miss crackpot Takirens!!!!! 
Cyn says I should add yet a FIFTH reason for Takki to update his Takiren... (we should develop a REFERENCE FILE for this!!! LOL!!!)
REASON #5:
TO AMUSE SELF AT THE INSTANT FREAKING OUT REACTION OF FANS BY ANNOUNCING (IN EXAGGERATION) ANY MODIFYING INTENTION (TRUE/UNTRUE) PERTAINING TO THE PRECIOUS TAKIZAWA HAIR.
Takki...... 
Thanks Cyn!!!! 


Osaka concert tickets has landed on fans' mailboxes today and straight to auction pages... LOL... no, not really. There are some already popping on auctions, but actually not that much XD Anyway... with the tickets came some information regarding concert goods:
Hmmmmm.... I'm just wondering about that penlight thingy... if it bears the words "original" and "limited", I wonder if it's not the usual Johnny's Penlight??? @.@ ....DO I NEED A FREAKIN' PENLIGHT OF A CON I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ATTEND? NO I REALLY DON'T BUT BUT... *dies* (you know my OCD drill xDDDDDD)
More money out the window yay..........
Cyn said that apparently there is a FOURTH reason for Takki to remember that he has a dusty J-web corner:
REASON #4:
When he gets tagged by his comrades from NO BORDER to play another dorky J-web tagging game!!!
<3 Cyn~
So Olympus came back to their senses and decided to utilize their supa-kakkoii spokesperson to sell more cameras again instead of some weird-ass scientific rocket science lens technology stuff? Awesome!!!
Eunhye-chan, 감사합니다!!! (えと、これは正しいでしょうか?)
Sorry for the delay on this one, apparently Takki did remember the few occasions that he would remember about having a J-web entry, and that would be: 1. when he just finished a concert/butai, 2. when he's releasing a CD/DVD, or 3. when Koutan kicks his ass.
This time it would be occasion #2 XD
Thanks Cyn for the J-web!!! 

At long last an album is out
There's so much in the album contents when you hear it you'll understand what I mean
Please definitely check it out ne
Also not only there's an end-year concert, but there's also a nationwide tour starting on February next year 




All the detailed schedules can be accessed on the homepage
There's sooooo many places that we'll go to it's gonna be a lot of fun! Saaー the fun is gonna multiply naー
Saaー let's say together, from hereonafter, otanoshimiwa 






























TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR TAKIREN MORE!!!!!!!!!! BWAH!!!!!!

Is it just me or does any of you find that GIGANTIC BLING BLING WINGED SKULL 

extremeeeeeeely DISTRACTING too???!!! LOL! You know, the first thing I commented to aki about when I watched MS was: "ROFLOLMAOWTF IS THAT WINGED SKULL!!!!" XDDDDDD Seriously, that skull thingy was so huuuuge it's crossed the dasai borderline all the way to HILARIOUS XD Okay, so maybe it's not that dasai, but the fact that it's so huge throws off his otherwise kanpeki black suit!!! Erm... and now seems that
THE TSUBASA SKULL
is the standardized costume for 2wo You 4our You? It's gonna follow Takki wherever he goes to sing anything from the album??? *DIES*
Oh hey... speaking of 2wo You 4our You... they actually manage to fancy-curve the Four into a 4our huh?! I never really noticed it on the website before but since it was now a gigantic logo plastered right behind Takki.... LOL...
OK, now on to business *LOL*
OMGWTF went to Johnnys-net and my lower lip dropped into my coffee cup when I saw that the 2007 Hall Tour is really comprised entirely of ULU places wtfffffffffffffffffffffff.....
Dude... I don't even know where half of those places are! LOL!!! Gunma, Iwate!!! LOL I only know those two places coz Yoshitsune was shooting there! But Tamayama? Ishikawa??? Kouchi???? Waaaaaaaaaaattttt....!!!
OK... I have a feeling that this is yet gonna be another one of those really quick and instant decision between me and aki LOL~ actually we just did the whole "WTF?!"-"I don't wanna go!"-"Me either!"-"OK so we don't go?"-"OK."-"OK." thingy again mwahahahaha!!! Although we did explore the possibility of going to Nagoya, coz Koutan (a real friend, we nicknamed him Koutan coz his name is only short a letter) is in Nagoya *LOL*... and hahaha we joked about crashing at Koutan's teeny tiny apartment for the weekend... omg the boy would go insane having to house 2 T&T fangirls he probably don't wanna see T&T ever again XD Meh... I'll just sleep on it for tonight.
The album event that Sakura went to.......
OMG LIKE TODAY IS ALBUM DAY!!!
*BOUNCING OFF WALLS* 







KYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAAAAAAAA
I CRIED MY EYES OUT WHEN I SAW MY INBOX!!!!! LIKE OMGOMG!!!
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Okay so yesterday uragirimomo told me that Imai Tsubasa-san decided to be evil on the radio and leaked out some information about T&T doing a WINTER 2007 NATIONWIDE HALL TOUR?!?! I saw it mentioned on the fabulous revamped Official Website too, and some people on various BBS said that it's gonna be total of 28 shows at 12 cities... going to ulu places in the likes of Hokkaido and Gunma??? Ok so maybe Hokkaido ain't so ulu... neither is Gunma... but gee I wouldn't have even known where Gunma is if it wasn't for Takki going for his Yoshitsune shoots in that area. And to a non-Japanese resident like me... anywhere not Tokyo or Yokohama or Osaka, is classified as ulu... travel-wise. LOL.
So... February to March 2007 huh!!!! It's a damn perfect time to fly = super duper cheapo airfares! Job-wise, February sucks big time for me but MARCH... CAN!!!! WOO-HOO!!! See, waiting pays off! I learned that already and that's pretty much why I chose to abandon the Christmas con voluntarily too... (since I'm only allowing myself 1 T&T trip per year---I'm actually going LOGICAL and thinking about my future haha) Wise person, I am. Woo-hoooooo!!! LOL XDDDD Ah but what I really wanna know is... will this Winter 2006 Nationwide Hall Tour serve as their 5th anniversary con or what?! It's kinda funny if they do a 5th anniversary tour before actually hitting the date yet... but since this is such a huge concert..... I'm getting suspicious on the fact that this MIGHT be THE 5th anniversary con tour I've been waiting for! I mean dude... when was the last time T&T had THAT many shows??!?!
Ah anyway... we'll just see how it goes in 2007... 
Oh Sakura told me that there's an album event tomorrow at Roppongi Hills AND SHE'S GOING!!!! She said that the fans who got tickets for the event are asked to assemble at 5 PM and the event will end at 7 PM. She said it's just gonna be a live... probably just singing and dancing... but YAY OMG I'm gonna camp on my e-mail tomorrow haha while the event is taking place!!! XD REPO ONEGAI SHIMASU NE~~~~~~ joget-jogetnya yang OKE yeeeee! Huahahaha~ kalo bisa cemek-cemek Takki dikit! ==333
Whoa have you guys SEEN the new update on the Tackey & Tsubasa Official Website??? I went earlier today and it was still the old design and Eunhye-chan juuuust poked me screeching about how the new website had been renewed and all that so I clicked and I'm now in a state of speechlessness...
AWESOME JOB, AVEX!!!!

Thank you for finally showing some serious work put into T&T OMG!!! The new website design looks awesome!!! I mean, it's definitely a huge improvement from the previous designs!!!
And OMGWTF at the discography section you can even SAMPLE the songs from the new album by streaming links!!! HOLY COW, WHAT LIGHTNING STRUCK THEM?!?!?! I'm SHOCKED!!! *pinch pinch* Wah... but like, a GOOD kind of shock though! Haha... Hmmmm... last I checked T&T is STILL in Johnny's Jimusho right?? XDDDDD
So if you haven't gone to the Official Website in awhile... it's time to GOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!
Thank you again, Avex.........
although I still kinda wonder... what's up with the RAINBOW colors for the navigation menu buttons? XD
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ME FROM CONTINUOUSLY REPEATING CRAZY RAINBOW ALL THE WAY TIL ITS RELEASE DATE IN 2007 COZ BY THEN I WOULD BE EXTREMELY SICK OF IT AND PERHAPS NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG EVER AGAIN BUT I DON'T WANNA HATE IT BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH SO I NEED TO STOP REPEATING IT BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF SO SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO FREAKIN' SLAP ME INTO STOPPING THIS OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR THAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME I FALL IN LOVE WITH A SONG AND OMG I JUST WROTE A RUN-ON PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!
*flops* It's only Monday and I'm already so dead! Now I'm starting to appreciate how I previously have so much leisure time to blog, browse, download and just do a bunch of useless crap over the internet because now I have SO LITTLE TIME ONLINE since work got so busy T____T
Anyway, managed to catch up that T&T will be on Music Station this coming Friday (2006/11/10). The MS website lineup lists them to sing a "Special Medley"... hmmm what are the odds that it'll be Crazy Rainbow huh? None, I bet! Since erm... they're supposed to promote the album? But who wants to bet that "Special Medley" would include VENUS? Haha~ I hope they sing some parts of the new songs... if they are gonna medley Yume Monogatari (which is in the album, AGAIN! Even though it's a totally different version, but STILL!!! It's the same song yo!), Venus & Ho!Summer... I will go hang myself on a chili tree T___T
Haha you know what, the anime songs have a way of always catching up with the current releases, all this time. I remember that One Day One Dream was introduced in Inuyasha somewhere along the time of release for Yume Monogatari. So during then I was more like BWAH I WANT ONE DAY ONE DREAM!!! Then during Serenade I think was when they introduced Mirai Koukai as One Piece ED song, so I was like BWAH I WANT MIRAI KOUKAI!!! And now I'm supposed to be anticipating the angry-covered album, and a friend of mine sent me Crazy Rainbow yesterday and now I'm all like BWAHHHH I WANT CRAZY RAINBOW!!! Oh I truly am an ungrateful fan LOLOLOL~ but seriously, I love Crazy Rainbow to no end! I really don't know why I love or dislike a song, I guess some songs just have that ability of tugging at my heartstrings and got me completely head over heels for it... (Yeah, that same effect that Mr.Takizawa and Mr.Welling has on Nere XDDDD) Love Lucky did nothing for me. Kakkotsukanai Tonight kinda did but Crazy Rainbow is definitely MY KIND OF SONG!!!
So anyway... YAY! LIVE T&T again on TV this week!!! I feel like I haven't seen T&T (and Takki hasn't exactly updated much with his life) in so long that I'll be shocked to see them coz they have completely changed or something... like maybe hair grew longer, changed color... or someone got FAT or something... LOL! I hope they'll appear on Utaban too later on... I HOPE! Coz T&T on Utaban is always THE CRACK!!!
Btw, if anyone wants to dl the One Piece episode with T&T's Crazy Rainbow as the opening theme, it's episode 284 (WTF?! EPISODE 284?!?!?!?!) and up!
Dude I'm really not a fan of rumors or gossips but at the rate of Takiren drought, TV drought & anything Takki drought lately... I'm just glad that I heard something about him! Seriously! Finally! A Takki gossip!!! I was beginning to think he was freakishly well-behaved idol, like TOO WELL-BEHAVED that he was rumor-immune! But the drought had been terrible though, like last time we used to be able to know immediately that he just got a haircut yesterday but now... he only occassionally "remembers" of his J-web corner at a minimum span of every 3 weeks!
So anyway, sakura just told me that this entertainment site she always frequents just published this gossip about Takki. I read it and apparently they quoted themselves off the gossip magazine 「週刊女性」 (Weekly Josei)....
20 days interval now....... it's progress!

Iya iya 






So what should we talk about today



Lately sa... I've been dying to do a class reunion yo
Everyone from the area altogether







like that na. I've never done not even once so I'd like to try it naー
Have you ever done a reunion? What's it like? It's been such a long time since everyone met so what do you say to each other? Neー? NEー???????????? This Takizawa who loves Hachiouji is very anxious. Anyway, yesterday there was a joint interview with Tsubasa and we got really hungry so we said, let's go for pasta, and so we and the staff agreed to head off to a pasta place. But when we got there none of the staff came so it was just us two me and Tsubasa to have pasta
Chotto staff
Don't prank us like that yo! 
In the middle of the day I'm on a pasta date with aikata 



I was so eager when ordering that I ended up blurting out "Pe-pe-pepperonchino" 


Maーbecause I'm an actor I can calmly distract from it ne. Aa by the way, Tsubasa treated 
CLASS REUNION?! Whoa I don't know which planet Mr.Takizawa is from but don't most people abhor reunions usually? I mean, even in movies all the characters dread highschool reunions! ...unless usually it's people who want to show off how well they've managed for themselves in lif............
TAKKI!!! MASAKA!!! LOL! I've been to one and it was okay, coz we were quite a close-knitted class in highschool so it wasn't awkward or anything... I think it would be awkward if you went to a reunion where you don't really know a lot of people well... like maybe my junior high reunion -.-# that one I'll gladly skip haha~
My stomach was twisting in amused laughter when I read about the pasta date!!! OMG first we gotta thank Koutan, and now we gotta THANK THAT STAFF WHO PUNK'D T&T INTO A PASTA DATE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!! I hope that was a PUNK'D type of interview yo! Like candid cameras and candid recorders all set up around the place!!!! ...yeah what are the odds of that happening? Wishful thinkiiiiiiiing~ XD
...and Tsubasa treated!!!!
WOAH! HUGE! XDDDDD Arigatou, Tsubasa!
OMG really?! uragirimomo just told me that on Tobase, Tsubasa said that Takki gave him a BIKE for his birthday?! And I think that when Japanese say "baiku", most of the time they are referring to a MOTORCYCLE rather than a bicycle! Holy motherloads of cash, Zubaranger Takki!!! 

He's gone from jumping shoes, to a Sharp AQUOS LCD flat screen TV to a freakin' MOTORCYCLE! You can't even box or giftwrap a motorcycle yo!!!
Wah good job Avex! I'm so glad that Avex was allowed to put on some images of T&T on their web!!! I still don't understand that stupid carnal JE rule of no images on websites though... I remembered the first time an official website was allowed to post up Takki's picture was NHK's Yoshitsune website! Thank god they were allowed finally, even if it was only for the front splash page (the rest of the screencaps didn't have any Takki pictures at all!) since he was like... THE TITLE ROLE, hello?! anyway, the Avex website updated today with the album covers~

L-R: [CD+DVD] version, Limited Press, Regular Press
Image © Tackey & Tsubasa / avextrax
WHY THE ANGRY LOOK ON CD+DVD???
Me no likey angry look!!!! I mean in the Regular Press they weren't smiling either but Takki looks REALLY REALLY 

on the CD+DVD cover! LOL! Takki!!!! And Cathy just said that in the Limited Press, Takki actually looks like he's one nanosecond away from laughing hahahahaa~ he kinda does huh? It would be funny if the 3rd one they were actually laughing....... XD
Not that I'm an ingrate or anything... I just kinda wished their covers were communicating more of "TO YOU FOR YOU" you know? Like I don't get how angry kowai poses are supposed to communicate the title to fans? ...or maybe they really weren't even going to that direction at all. Oh well...
But it's amusing that they tried to do a cursive for the "Two" to make it look like "2wo", the way they did 2wenty 2wo but I guess they can't do "Four" into "4our"? Ahhh they should've just done a "2 U 4 U" it's much simpler that way and they can totally emphasize the numbers of 2 and 4...
Oh and uragiriMOMO told me that they played Kakkotsukanai Tonight and RabuTakk--I mean RabuRakki (Love Lucky) on Recomen last night when T&T were guests. LOL sakura was right! Why it should've been RABUTAKKI lolololol 
@ 12:36pm
Oro oro oro... the songs are so not what I expected! LOL! I guess because of the title I imagined Love Lucky to be very bubblegum-pop-ish like Love Spiral but OMG SO ROCK!!! I like Kakkotsukanai Tonight better though (well, for me!) XD The opening part really sounded like Arashi's Hadashi no mirai (haha I like that song too) but T&T belting out the "Oooooh kami-sama~~~~ ONEGAIIII~~~" lyrics is what cracks me up the most!!! XDDDDDD
So how many days til album release??? 26 more days....
*still twiddling fingers*
Should I get the Regular Press or not.......
Wah when did this happen?!?!?! I checked my e-mail only this morning and still no newsmail and suddenly in the middle of my grandfather's birthday party aibo called me yelling "ALBUM IS OUT!!!!" XDDDD Woahahahaha awesome!!!
So they ARE still gonna go for the 24 in their title? Even though technically by November 15, Tsubasa isn't going to be 24 anymore? In fact, OMG, in Japan Tsubasa had ALREADY turned 25 around an hour ago?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TSUBASA!!! I wonder if it's deliberate? Announcing the album release on Tsubasa's birthday? If it is, then it's very nice of them~
Btw, I'm kinda half-amused (still in half-shock that the albums REALLY do come in THREE *bleep*ing versions) that over at Tower, they listed the album titles as "Tow You Four You" HA HA HA HA TOW YOU HA HA HA (can you tell this is a very bitter laugh?) XD
And uh... so the album will be written as... 2 U 4 U? Or...?
Wow, I must say I'm extremely shocked at the news! First Cathy came screeching to my MSN this morning saying she got the news from Tako, then Tako herself was crying on my sms, so I smsed Ami, then more smses rolled in from some of my other friends, more MSN windows popped up――yo wait a second?! Aren't I a Takki fan???! *LOL* How come my world is just as chaotic when Akanishi Jin decided to "take a temporary break" from the entertainment world? *LOL*
When I thought about how if it had been Takki who announced that he's popping off from the entertainment world like this, it dawned on me how the Jin fans must be feeling! I would be crushed, lost, devastated beyond anything! But then I wonder if the Jin fans are actually lucky?! Sometimes I feel like this whole JE-related obsession is like one big giant addiction that you just can't QUIT from no matter what! It's like, worse than trying to quit smoking (not that I know about quitting smoking coz I don't smoke~)
*sigh*
Makes me wonder if this was impulsive, or did Jin talk it out with the people close to him, like maybe Takki? Since Takki is quite the model of all things is filial and obedient in Johnny's? Haha~ It's actually funny how aki made this illustration in her head where Takki wakes up this morning and rolled on his bed, a'la Meiji Theobro Cocoa CM *LOL*... then he gets up and makes his Meiji Cocoa, and reads the newspaper while drinking it and suddenly SPLURTS IT ALL OUT in shock when he read the news of Jin's temporary leave?! *sigh*... I guess only non-Jin fans could cook up something witty about the whole thing right now huh?
Jin, please take care!!! 
*goes off to continue my Zubari entry*
OMG I finally kicked myself to download and watch this!!! (puts all Smallville blogging on hold) This is too cuuuuute! Ahhh I'm so happy to see the genki kawaii baka dorky Takki we all love so much!!! I feel like we haven't seen this side of him in such a looooong time! I love how Zubari always managed to be able to dig this side of him out~ Ahhh Takki, we love you!!!

The Zubari producers quipped our Takki with his very own little handycam that I would like to call "The Takki-Cam" and together they embark on this mission to ambush Hosoki Kazuko and force-invade her private home!
I was cracking up too because the segment started with the Takki-cam view right? And Takki was just talking and talking with his big face flat against the camera lens, but then suddenly they switched to the Zubari-cam and it was like this whole big empty room and Takki looked like he was TALKING TO HIMSELF into his Takki-cam and it just looked freakin' HEE-LAA-REEOUS!!!!! XD
Ahhh... isn't he just the cutest little darling EVER? 
@ 2006/10/13
Transcription suspended due to being out of town~ will continue transcribing after 2006/10/17 XD
Sakura just told me that the anime ONE PIECE will have a Tackey & Tsubasa new song as their opening theme starting in November 2006.
Before anything... WTF One Piece is still airing?! Like how many episodes is it at right now? 1,259????
And the title of the song is (drum roll please!)
"Crazy Rainbow"
..... *giggles*
I don't even know the meaning of that! How is a rainbow... crazy? XDDD It sounds like a fun title though, I can't wait to hear it!
SO WHEN IS THIS ALBUM OFFICIALLY COMING OUT HUH? HUH? HUH? *shakes Avex*
OH MY GOD HE FINALLY REMEMBERS HE HAS A J-WEB CORNER! THANK GOD!!! ...no, actually, we must thank KOUTAN!!! Seriously! Let's all Takki fans take a moment and say "ARIGATOU, KOUTAN!!!" Why? Oh trust me, just say thank you to Koutan!!!
Ready? 1, 2, 3...
ARIGATOU, KOUTAN!!!
And also arigachuu to Cyn too for the Takiren <3333333
I was skimming through my tardily-acquired Wink Up 10/2006 last night (I honestly haven't been able to find the time to sit down and read it), but I got to the page where the idols sends messages to each other and...
So you think you got what it takes to be Mrs.Takizawa? How convenient for us that Popolo actually prepared a CHECKLIST for us to tick and calculate whether or not we actually QUALIFY to be Takki's girlfriend! Because apparently... he has TWENTY expected requirements in order to make the cut! As much as checking whether or not you qualify as Takki's girlfriend is a very LOSER-type behavior, who cares, as long as we just do it for fun, right?
See Sojuqueen XD I really WAS translating yooooo~~~ XDDDDD LOL but you were right, I was rewatching the new Smallville episode download an hour before this LOL! ==333
I apologize for being completely negligent over the blog and the website lately. I'm only following my captain's footsteps, you know, how Takki had completely forgotten that he has a J-web corner collecting dust and growing fungus somewhere? But anyway, a batch of magazines just arrived in my Kinokuniya this weekend, yay! (Although it's really NOT a yay for my poor wallet!)
So do check out the gallery, and yes yes I still haven't opened the +takizawa-hideaki.NET for registrations yet either because when I said I will work on approving the pending registrations previously, I was really lying coz my lazy butt hasn't done a single registration approval HAHA. But I'll really work on it this month!
...and I'm translating Takki's latest Popolo article, I hope I could get it done by tomorrow so we can all take the test to see if we qualify as Takki's dream koibito or if we need to start taking "how to cook rise, make miso soup and fry fish 101" courses!
Also, for the record, I actually abhor "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt because at some point in the middle of this year, that song was just OVERPLAYED on StarWorld due to James Blunt being [V]Channel's Chosen One or something, and PLUS, that song was being used for promo spots of the Miss USA pageant airing on the channel at that time. I got so sick of hearing "You're beautiful~ you're beautiful~" everytime I tune in to that channel and I even STOPPED watching that channel altogether. So TV channels, please stop overplaying James Blunt or I'll stop watching your channels, thank you.
I just thought that excerpt of the lyrics were perfect for this image of Takki 
P.S.
Let's see if the comments will go haywire again or not... I still believe Dithers is a virus carrier
And the curtain falls! Our Takki wrapped up month-long staging of of his *ahem* narcissistic autographical musical today. Wow, did I already say that time flies by so fast? Wow. Time flies by so fast! *LOL*
I'm still in one of those lazy moods, but there is this one hilarious bit that caught my eye while I was skimming through walls and walls of blur Japanese text, it was during the Hide-jiji part, and today he did not only just mention Tsubasa, but he also dragged Koichi to the grave!!! Holy...
WHAT THE... XD XD XD
That has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard in my life BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG I *LOVE* his sense of humor! Making fun of Koichi like that hahahaha... it really *DOES* seem like Koichi is gonna perform SHOCK until he's Koichi-jiichan ne!!! Until his last breath departs from his body, he will be atop the stage of SHOCK... LOL! Uuuuuu Takki you NAUGHTY BOY! *SQUISH* How can you not wanna squish him for that little naughty naughty evil joke? XDDDDDD
All in all, a great success for 「One!」~
タッキー、本当にお疲れちゃんでした! We're all so proud of you!
P.S.
Am I missing something or did Takki already announce the approximate timeframe for next year's Enbujou?
Sometimes it makes me wonder, is it just me or is TIME just going by 100x faster now than the way it used to? It's like so hard for me to actually find a decent quiet time where I can just sit down, browse the internet, read stuff, or even blog my mountains of Takki Thoughts! It's like, when I was a kid, it feels like FOREVER just go get through school hours, which was like only from 7 AM to 12 noon! And now? I sometimes don't even realize it and suddenly we're already on the last quarter of 2006! Where in the heck did 2006 go?
LOL Takizawa Hideaki *FINALLY* remembered that he still has a J-web corner collecting dust somewhere
I was actually chatting with momo earlier today and she told me that she thinks Takki will update tonight and VOILA
He most certainly did!
Ohisashiburi no update Takki~ thank you for remembering your lost followers XDDDDD
Wow I just realized that it's really been a VERY, VERY LONG TIME since Takki's last update!
Last he updated his Takiren was July 27, 2006
OMG that's not even August!!!
He did send an email during Ho!SUMMER day but it was an email and not a Takiren update, so he's technically been missing since July 27, 2006 YIKES TAKKI THAT'S REALLY LONG!!!! *WHACKS* 
Anyway... 
ALBUM!



YAY!!! So I guess the album rumors are pretty true then since Takki said they are already working on the album? So maybe... November? December? Or dare we even hope for maybe... October?
LOL~ I doubt it'll be October though, I think it'll be November! Either way, YAY!!! 
This is such a kickass week opener so far!
Concert announcement, album hints!
I've actually been away since Friday toasting my ass off in Bali
(but I still came back with no tan asdfghjkleyr8276% grrrrr) and the whole time I was like itching to run into the business centre to check what's going on with "One!" or anything else T&T but I never had time anyway... LOL~ awesome Monday! 
Thank you Takitsuba!
Takki, don't forget about your dusty J-web corner again yo!!! 明日も更新して下さいねぇ~
TSUBASA CAME TO 「One!」


AND TOGETHER THEY ANNOUNCED...
TAKITSUBA X'MAS CONCERT!!! 




But OMGOMGOMG TSUBASA CAME TO TAKKI'S SHOW TODAY... TODAY!!! ON 9/11 THEIR 4th ANNIVERSARY!!!!
OMG I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW TINGLY I FEEL RIGHT NOWWWWWW 

IMAI TSUBASA I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR COMING TO YOUR AIKATA'S SHOW ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY
OMG CRIES HAPPY JOY TEARS LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE OMG I'M SORRY IF I'M SO INCOHERENT RIGHT NOW!!!!
THEY SANG YUME MONOGATARI AND HO!SUMMER TOGETHER TOO~~~~ 





I'm not even gonna think worry about the X'mas con yet right now, but all I know is that the cons will take place on DECEMBER 23, 24, 25
As to where, I still have no idea. Ahhhhh~ Christmas AGAIN!!!! T&T DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE TIME OF THE YEAR TO TRAVEL


*continues to bounce*
Oh yeah...
HAPPY 4th ANNIVERSARY, T&T!!!! 
Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CATHY too!!! 


Takki, first show otsukaresama

It's only the first show and reading various reports about it already made me really really REALLY wanna just
TELEPORT
myself to Tokyo and whack a dafuya dead in front of Nissei Gekijou and steal all his One! tickets!!!! 
A lot of the fans were surprised at the disclosure of previously unknown events about Takki's life! I'm surprised too that he would actually open quite an amount of his deepest most personal details of his family life and situations in public like that
But somehow, I think this is definitely a big step for Takki to be willing to do this. I get the feeling that he didn't have such a happy childhood at home but now that he's being very open with this means that he's finally facing his own demons and making peace with them
We're very proud of you, Takki~ 
It's that time of the year again, Takki fans... (actually this makes the 2nd time this year) where we wish our Takki the best of luck on the opening day of his stageplay 
So all the best of luck, Takki, for yet another month-long dedication to theatrical arts at Nissay, may the show be a huge success, and may the experience of 「ONE!」 result in an even more amazing Takizawa Hideaki than ever before~ 
Speaking of 「one!」, the official goods are listed as follows on Johnnys-net:
Hmmmm they didn't list official stage photos yet... so I don't know if they'll have any? But usually they do, desho
I guess we'll just check back along the way~
Did you all meet EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA yet on the Takkicon DVD
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I haven't completely finished watching the Takkicon DVD last night coz I came home really late and was so tired so I decided to just
but I caught few glimpses of EVIL ASSASSIN TAKIZAWA whom in his first appearance in the DVD introduction, I absolutely did NOT realize that he's supposed to be an *ahemLOL* ASSASSIN
DIES!
Oops I just semi-spoiled you fufufu
Anyway, behind the "More" are more visual spoilers so proceed at your own consequences ya~
I've finally proved my conspiracy theory that my home address had been unfairly red-flagged by stupid
moneyfaced
evil Indonesian bastards working in customs 

I've been getting so much problems with my recent CDJapan order shipments where they always get "DETAINED" at the post office and I ended up having to drag my ass all the way to their rundown third world building and getting charged bogus "ADMINISTRATIVE/MISCELLANEOUS TAXES/FEES" crap that's almost as expensive as CDJapan's shipping fees alone!!!
So this time I had to sakusen my shipments and deliver the CDs + Tsubacon DVD to my Singapore home, where I could pick it up just in time when I was there last week, and then send off my Takkicon DVD to my downtown apartment address in Jakarta, where I suspect the address has *NOT* been red-flagged yet by stupid moneyfaced evil Indonesian customs bastards! And I WAS RIGHT!!!! My DVD has arrived safely without any bogus detainment or any bogus taxes/fees/crap like my previous shipments have been forced to suffer
I can't believe that I actually have to devise a SPECIAL SHIPPING SAKUSEN when online shopping just because I live in a freakin' sad-ass corrupted stupid country like this!!! This majorly sucks!!!
And yappari AVEXTRAX is KECHI
(and super evil and zurui) momo and aki had previously told me that since all three of us bought both Tsubasa and Takki's solocon DVDs, we can actually mail in some kind of slip/coupon that's included in both DVDs back to Avex, and in return they will send us back a mystery
"Special Present"
of some sort
And just today I was reading all the details on the official website, and saw that there's a HUGE DOWNSIDE to it, because there's a return postage for the Special Present that we have to pay for in the form of a Postal Money Order worth 300 JPY that needs to be included when we mail in those slips/coupons from the DVDs 


So, despite that we have paid DOUBLE for 2 DVDs we still get charged for our "Present"'s postage?! 
スペシアルプレゼントなんか欲しいぃぃぃぃよ~
欲しい!!!! 
*sigh* The downsides of being an international fan
Hmmmm I wonder if they'll accept International Postal Money Order? But only for 300 JPY
I think the IPMO purchase fee would be more expensive than the value itself? LOL
Or maybe I'll just be completely stubborn and indignant and just send the slips and enclose a 1000 JPY bill inside haha~ but knowing them, they'd probably return it to me, or worse... because my return address is overseas I won't get anything returned at all, it'll just disappear into thin air *sobs*
OMG I'm now holding the Takkicon DVD!
I just sent someone to pick it up from my concierge and bring it here to meeeeeeee hohohoho okay end rant (for now!) Eeek OMG the backcover is CHOU KAWAIIIIIIIIIII 

OMG Hidezo!!!!
KAWAIIIII!!!! Why didn't they use this as the front cove instead this is chouuu kawaii hahaha although I think if they used Hidezo as the front cover people might get super confused hahahahah and confuse the Hideaki Takizawa con DVD with some kiddy cartoon DVD?
I still can't believe this... I'm looking at the printed setlist and saw for myself finally the word 「だから」 (dakara)
*THUD THUD THUD*... I still can't believe Avex would make such a CARELESS mistake!!! I mean dude... to MISPRINT your own artiste's song title on said artiste's DVD????
I'm still super curious at what Takki actually thinks about this...... I'm quite sure he must've felt somewhat upset or disappointed, I mean after all, it's a song that he wrote HIMSELF! If I was a songwriter and someone butchered my song title I'd be hella pissed! LOL XD
OK I wanted to rant over the fact that heard from other friends, that Tsubasa was not included in the DVD
but I think I should hold off on that until I actually watch the DVD
Juunigatsu no hana!!!! *gushes* 
以上です~
When I was visited aki in Malaysia, the moment I touched down in her room she immediately said she got a surprise for me and ran out of her room down to her kitchen and came back with... an RTD sachet pack of Amino Collagen that she brought home from Japan for meeeee!
Chu~ aki
(again, with my Amino Collagen pouty lips LOL) for giving me my first ever taste of Takki's Amino Collagen "health drink", although at that time, I was absolutely completely oblivious of what kinds of health benefits Amino Collagen has for me. The only thing in my mind is that, dude... if Takki says it's good for our health, then IT'S GOOD FOR OUR HEALTH! Dakara DRINK!!!! (no questions asked!)
My first impression of it was... "Ewww why is it all gooey and clumpy?"
I dunno, maybe Amino Collagen was in pure liquid form but it becomes gooey yogurt-like and clumpy when refrigerated? I was expecting a pure liquid form but when I drew first taste this clump of gooey stuff shot into my mouth but hey, it's kinda nice too! And it has this fruity flavor, I can't even put a finger on what it is now... strawberry? Wakannai~
In my Takki fangirl dorkiness, I actually saved the empty package of my first Amino Collagen from aki and I had planned to have the insides cleaned and filled up with tap water for the package to regain its original shape and then it'll go on my Takki display closet next to my still-unopened-and-probably-very-expired Oronamin C bottle 
Seriously, I really don't even know what "Collagen" is, I just know that it's the stuff that gets injected to Jessica Simpson's lips (and every other Hollywood female celebrity for that matter XD) When I found more Amino Collagen in many many more different kinds of forms (bottled liquid and canned powder) in Singapore, I kept passing by the pharmacy on my way home to buy one RTD packet every day and drink it while I'm walking home haha... ONLY BECAUSE IT'S A DRINK THAT TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI ADVERTISES *thud*
And even then I didn't even know what exactly I was drinking. When we were drinking it in Malaysia, the packets aki bought were from Japan and it has no english labels so I didn't really bother to read what the ingredients are, and the ones I saw in Singapore had a label written in English stamped on the back of it and suddenly I saw that it contained fish and shrimp? WTF? LMAO XD And it was only today that I wikipedia-ed the word "Collagen" and saw this:
Along with soft keratin, it is responsible for skin strength and elasticity, and its degradation leads to wrinkles that accompany aging.
o___O!
WRINKLES IYADA YO~!!! 
OH-KAY! I'm gonna go hunt for Amikora in every single Japanese supermarket in Jakarta! (despite there's other collagen products, why drink others when you can have the one that Takki advertises? LOL)
Speaking of Takki and Amino Collagen... I read in the website that they're gonna air a new CM version sometime in late September
it's for a new flavor I think? 
P.S.
I just caught up with my T&T reading, found the "love letter" excerpt that Takki wrote to Tsubasa in the Tokyo con~ it's sooooo AWWWWWW 

Ahh I'll blog it tomorrow, if I'm feeling up for it haha thud I'M SO LAZY NOWADAYS! *WHACKS SELF* 
P.P.S.
Woahhhh Takki's solocon DVD is #1 on yesterday (2006/08/29) Music DVD daily ranks!!! YAY! I hope my DVD arrives tomorrow, I really need to see if they really misprinted da.ke.do as dakara!!!! OMG if they really did, that is such a FATAL FLAW MISTAKE!!!! *DIES LAUGHING*... how can Avex commit such a serious crime??? XD Seriously though, the song *IS* called da.ke.do and NOT dakara desho????
AND OMG THEY INCLUDED JUUNIGATSU NO HANA!!!! *BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE HAPPILY* I was sooooo worried they would cut it out!!!!! T__T Ahhhh ureshii naaaaaa~~~~ okay gaman gaman... DVD please hurry up and arrive in my mailboxxxxx!!!
Oh-kay, I'm officially back home and back to work *sobs*
So... tadaima...!
In the effort of catching up with all T&T crap I've missed while I was away, I watched the Shounen Club Premium 2006/08/20 that I downloaded off aki's HDD while I was visiting her last week
CHU~
(with my Amino Collagen-pouted lips XDDDD ---long story!) We had previously missed Shounen Club Premium because we were pigging out together at this Japanese restaurant that she took me to called Hideaki *LOL* And after we downloaded it we didn't really watch it at all so I decided to watch it during lunchtime today and OH MY GOD, is it just me or does everyone find AKIYAMA JUN extreeeeemeeeeeely DISTRACTING????
*LAUGHS*

SERIOUSLY!!!
I get soooo distracted by him! One second I was looking at Takki or Tsuba, and then suddenly I see this extremely distracting Akiyama Jun somewhere in the background dancing very ABNORMALLY GENKI LMAO
I mean it's good that he's chou genki for Ho!SUMMER but dude......... LOL! 
Message of the day for Takizawa Hideaki from today's sponsors (Nere and Aki):
I just came back from watching Nacho Libre with Aki and OMG the first thing we both thought of when we sat at the theatre was: TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI

We didn't even plan to go to the movies today and after seeing some really bad reviews from Entertainment Weekly (somewhere between C- or D+) I was hesitating from seeing it but apparently I found out that Aki wanted to see it as much as I did (mochiron desu ne, aikatas think alike
) and O.M.G.... 
IT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
WTF man I will never trust Entertainment Weekly's reviews again!!!! Just like they gave a so-so review for Pirates of the Caribbean!!! Like WHO CARESSSS if the plot is stupid, who careeessss if it's not a substantial movie??? Nacho Libre actually has a good moral of the story, and it's freakin' hell fun and ENTERTAINING

Jack Black is one of the most entertaining actors in Hollywood right now, and both Aki & I have decided that from now on, whatever Jack Black movies is coming out, we have to go see it no matter how corny it looks! BWAHAHAHAH... Jack Black and his stupid Spanglish accent... LOL!!!!
The point is that the story if about a Mexican friar who secretly aspires to become a puroresura... (kinda like *ahem*... our resident idol Takizawa Hideaki himself) ...and I mean Jack Black himself is already one hella funny looking (fat) actor, so imagine him in a Superman-like "stretchy pants"!!!! And the cool thing about Jack Black is that he doesn't care shit about his image and that's what makes this movie sooooo freakin' funny! And plus, he has a Hispanic sidekick who has humongous lips (kinda like Imai Tsubasa but after stung by 1000 bees) and this Hispanic sidekick is actually a street bum but he spouts wise words such as "I don't believe in God but I believe in science" like WTFFFFFFFFFF??? LMAOOOO~~~~
I seriously think that anyone who is looking for a good laugh and fun should just go watch this movie just for the heck of it!!! It's such a brainless movie (in which I think is quite essential at certain times to watch, oh please lah... brainless movies are fun! Who wants to go and watch hardcore Oscar-deep movies ALL THE TIME? I work and think my brain to death everyday when I go to the movies I wanna go see something lighthearted and brainless!) So yeah... don't go with any expectations just WATCH and enjoy Jack Black (and his humongous belly and raging armpit hair) being stupid and corny with his lines and super dorky prowrestling moves!!!!
OMG seriously this movie soooo screams TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI MUST WATCH IT
So I hope someone drags him to the cinema once it releases.... it will be hilarious if Takki goes to watch with Tsubasa because I'm sure Tsubasa (and any other Takki fan) will be able to RELATE the movie immediately to Takki when they see it. Dakara ne TAKKI!!!! YOU WA GO WATCH OK!!!!! 

P.S.
Yay I finally fixed the error in my b2evo! Before I left I suddenly couldn't post or update anything on this blog so I just left it like that and went flying off to Hongkong and Shanghai (the land of no-such-thing-as-free-internet-at-the-hotel) and being an el cheapo who would rather buy Takki photos than to pay 5HKD per 5 minute for internet, I endured 7 days of internet-fasting and whaddya know? I survived! Haha!!! Anyway I'm back to civilization now, well kinda... pitstopping at Aki's since yesterday... but will only be really REALLY home on the 29th~
Note:
This post had been backdated due to previous technical posting difficulties
Awwww
aren't they just two of the cutest persons in this entire world
Things you'll learn about Takki in this episode:
1. Once dasai will always be dasai
2. Balloon-phobic much?

I forgot that browsing Yahoo! Auctions can be very bad for an obsessive compulsive fan
until I ran into this...

*FAINTS*
They have an event uchiwa!!!
Eeeeeek... *starts chanting to self* ~No Takki face = don't need. No Takki face = don't need. No Takki face = don't need. No Takki face = don't need~ 


Well, actually technically there *IS* a Takki face on it... the tiny tiny CD covers! 
*PUNCHES SELF DEAD*
Moving on to *ahem* something more productive than obsessing over a stupid Takki-face-less uchiwa to an event I did not even go to
Oricon ranks today is a brighter sunshine... 
Okay, is it like completely wrong for me to get soooo distracted by Imai Tsubasa's
SUPERHOT ANTI-GRAVITY HAIR
the whole time I'm watching the Hey3x talk


And is aki gonna throw more bricks at my head for putting that much 

hearts around Tsubasa??? 

This is weeeeird... aki and I were watching Hey3x yesterday and we realized that we're both a bit more fixated towards the aikata than our own boys haha meaning me at Tsubasa; aki at Takki (with his dasai hat)
Apparently aki has a bit of a weakness for dudes in funny hats
while I... hmmm actually I don't have any particular fetish but I just think Tsubasa looks really really really REALLY REALLY good!!!!!!
That hair has come quiteeee a long way since December 2005! It's an absolutely PERFECT HAIR!
Actually aki was already throwing bricks at my head yesterday and screaming for me to STARE INTO TAKKI'S EYES STARE STARE STARE INTO TAKKI'S PRETTY PRETTY FACE but ahhhh
that DASAI HAT
he's wearing is totally casting a shadow so that the hypnotic Takizawa eyes are not fully working its charm on me as they usually do!!! 
Btw, is DASAI HAT
a standard wardrobe item for Ho!SUMMER
*thud*.... Takki looks cute in it but the first time I saw it on MF I thought he was wearing a fishing hat! 
So what happens if suddenly one day... aki and I went through this major switcheroo and I become a huge Tsubasa fan and she becomes this huge Takki fan? That would be hilarious!
All we gotta do if that happens is to just kinda swap our domain managements ROFL.....
*pets Tsubasa's hair* 
OK either Tsubasa needs to start wearing his hair differently or someone needs to put those eyeview-obstructor on me
Like the kind they make horses
wear so they'll always walk straight and not get distracted left and right HAHAHA! WTF am I a horse? 
Oiii no screaming uragirimono at me ah~~~ you can scream that at me for Christian Bale, Brandon Routh or Tom Welling but in T&T world, it's not uragiri if it's in the same zipcode (erm, Takizawa and Tsubasa is same zipcode? Tokyo? LOL) coz it kinda comes naturally that if you love one you will surely love the other too since they are part of each other! 
P.S.
Random funny thing that a friend told me few nights ago... she said that Ho!SUMMER is being stamped with a PARENTAL ADVISORY rate in Korea and that minors aren't allowed to purchase them? WTF?!?!?!?! LMAOOOOOOOOOO~ yeah with all the ~eat me honey drink me honey taste me honey~ Takki's chanting bwahahahaha... I just find it super amusing because in the past I've joked about how overseas censorship probably freaked out at the Dream Boy DVD since the first scene shows a bunch of half nekkid men dancing onstage but LOL~ I never thought any T&T items would seriously get that kind of a rating overseas bahahahaha that's funny!
Knock knock!
Special e-mail delivery from Takizawa Hideaki 

Thanks Cyn!!! Chu~ 

Today "Ho!Summer" goes on sale
This time it's also a fun song where everyone dance and sing together
Please do definitely check it out
Yesterday we did a "Ho!Summer" event, yappari dancing with everyone is so much fun wa
This summer, is Ho!Summer 











*CRIES*
I won't get my CDs until after 08/16 because I bulk-shipped it with the Tsubacon DVD!!!
BWAH~~~~ oh well! 
But LOL! The icons!!!
Takki Takki Takki... always the icon whore! (not to mention the ultimate salesman too!)
I was expecting that he would update his Takiren today or something, and voila! E-mail!
Maybe he'll update Takiren tonight too and talk about the event? I hope!
Haha... the yacht icons really crack me up somehow!!! I've never seen that icon used before ever! 
I've just been too overwhelmed with the amount of promo, TV appearances and magazine appearances lately! Head is gonna explode soon
coz I can't stomach it all! Maybe it's good that I'll be running completely away from all the craze this coming Sunday! Haha~ escape the madness! 
Oricon ranks....... 
Is Ho! SUMMER like the cutest PV in the whole wide world or WHAT

The verdicts are out and I think it's a unanimous opinion that it's absolutely
T H E B E S T
Tackey & Tsubasa PV ever!!!
Thank you, Avex! 
So here are some MSN-size emoticons I made from scenes of the PV 
(this shows just exactly how "busy" I am during office hours LOL XD) Feel free to take and use for your MSN-related Takki-screeching needs! 

HELP! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I HAVE THE ENTIRE PV PLAYING IN MSN EMOTICONS!!!!!! 


koi wa SURFING natsu iro ni YEAH! YEAH! hikari yo ♪Yeah Takki shake that bootylicious butt~~~ 

(that one is definitely my favorite!!!) 

*SPANK!*




P.S.
There's actually a page in the Yakult Swallows Ho! SUMMER page that has images of the furitsuke instructions but seriously... I have no idea what that penguin swallow is doing hahahaha~ so not helpful hahahahh! DVD quickly come!!!
What are the odds on the very same day I watch a backdated Zubari and saw that Kazuchan has memory problems ESPECIALLY with people's names, and then later on find out that on this same day also, both Takitsuba were recording the 8/8 Zubari and read a fan report saying that Kazuchan repeatedly made a mistake in calling Tsubasa into TSUKASA???
I was juuuust telling aki earlier today that maybe Kazuchan turned senile already LOLOLOLOL and now I read about this..... LOL! Maybe Kazuchan really needs some ginkgo biloba type supplements!!!! XD
Speaking of Zubari recording today~ uwaaaaaaaa from the description, it sounds like Tsubasa is gonna be the guest for the Unmei no karute segment!
DUDE! That segment is like... 70% of the show or something! Some of the guests sometimes put me to sleep
But it's gonna be Tsubasa this time That's awesome!!!!! LONG OMOSHIROI BAKA CRACKPOT TALK AND/OR GAMES I HOPE!!!!
But hmmmm... in many occassions I see Kazuchan always makes the celebs
BAWL
at the end of the segment! EVEN THE BIG GROWN MEN GUESTS!!!
Masaka she gonna make Tsuba bawl too?
I would wanna know HOW she's gonna make Tsuba bawl??? Or is that not part of the program this time? XD
P.S.
Update on beach event 
A fan dropped by at the Family Club today and saw this box (maybe for applications to join event) for T&T's beach event, and the label of the box says that the event will be held in KAMAKURA (yep, that's where Yoshitsune's brother, Yoritomo, used to rule from~ he was known as the shogun of Kamakura!) And if you're wondering, Kamakura is located a little bit South of Yokohama, but still in the Kanagawa area I believe....
*cries*
I wanna go to the beach with T&T *cries*
I wanna go baka-travelling with T&T!!! 


We were also recording a music bangumi today yoー
We might appear in a lot of the upcoming TV or magazines so you should check them out ne~
A-- I wanna go overseas
After I'm done with Nissay's performance where should I go kana
I really miss that feeling of being able to drink since morning in Hawaii 

Don't you wanna do a travel tour with Takitsuba kind of thing? Hold on, let me create the itinerary...
"Go~ go with Takitsuba"
・ Assemble at Narita
・ Meet up with Takitsuba
・ Metal detector
(I get detained here so please wait) *LOL!!!!*
・ Arrival
・ Free time
・ Night party
(Tequila party & Karaoke party)
・ 2nd after party
(HANI__MI* date party)
・ 3rd after party
(Club dancing party)
・ Lights out
...like that na 
I wanna doooー






I wanna do some interesting fun stuff yo ne~. I want this to come true someday ne.
*Refers to HANIKAMI (Honey Coming?), a TV variety show on Japan TV where a pair of celebrities (male and female) go on a very sweet date together~
BWAHHH~!!! 

I wanna goooooooooo on a Honey Coming date with Takki!!!!! 

Cathy once screeched to me about this show and showed me screencaps of a Mocomichi hanikami date and awwwwwwwwwww
IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUTE AND 

ROMANTIC

OMG dies... I wonder if Takki will ever get picked to go on that show??? I think I'll probably be watching the show holding a huge ass chopping knife in my hand if he ever does 

*LOL*
Oh wait....
maybe we all misunderstood Takki
Perhaps when he was referring to a hanikami date he meant that he wanted to date TSUBASA

LOL!!!!! 
But wouldn't Tsubasa already be out cold
from the TEQUILA PARTY
LOLOLOLOL! 


Takizawa you should put tequila party 2nd coz we don't wanna go on a hanikami date with a drunken and falling tripping left and right T&T!!!
LOL!!!
Did he really write something like this for his Hawaii trip??? That's so... so...... soooo..... D O R K Y

I mean, I do always carry a compact sized notepad
with me whenever I'm travelling but I never really lay out my plans one by one, day by day... I just kinda have this checklist of what I need to do or what I need to get~ Hmmm OK maybe I do have certain places written and scheduled for certain days but bahahahahhaa
"Assemble at airport"

... that's the kind of itinerary I would get from my travel agent when I travel in a TOUR GROUP
LOLOLOLOL~ Takki you're so dorky~ 
God... if he ever made this come true...... *SQUUUEEEEEE*
But I'm really touched that he would actually even THINK about doing something like this, you know? With his fans?
Takki, you're so sweet and so good to us~ this is why we love you so 
Weeeell... it's a dream come true if we get to go
but if we don't get to go, it's worst nightmare
LOL~
OMGWTF Japanese fans returning from tonight's Utawara recording just reported that Takki blurted out some not-so-cryptic-clues this time!!!
Takki said that there will be some TACKEY & TSUBASA EVENT on 2006/08/08 at a still currently undecided BEACH location!!! 
Can I just say... it just damn sucks ass to not live in Japan right now
I wanna go to the beach with Takitsuba toooooooooo!!!! *CRIES THE PACIFIC AND ATLANTIC OCEAN COMBINED* 


OMIGOD... TAKKI.... 


HE ASKED ALL THE FANS TO WEAR...
BIKINI!!! 




asdfghjkl!#$%^&*(_+}{POIUYTREWQ/;'.,\{} that means Takitsuba will most probably be in their swimming trunks = hadaka, surrounded by THOUSANDS of screeching 








bikinissssssss omg this is a fan-who-cannot-go's ultimate nightmare 


Takizawa you ero ero ERO oyaji you
You could've stopped at "swimwear" but you just had to specify
BIKINI
didn't youuuuu?! And even demonstrated "bikini" by cupping his flat-non-existent-man-boobies
Hyaaaaaaaaaa I wanna whack whack whack whack himmmmm
whack whack whack whack Takki
WHACK!!!
Considering Takki's complete failure in getting the fans to wear kimonos to his solocon...... what are the odds that he'll succeed in propagating BIKINIs to be worn to this beach event? XDDDDDD ...but then again this is SUMMER... it was frikin ass freezing in December when he asked us all to wear kimono =.=#
Hmmmm... I guess this must've been *THE* Takitsuba natsu matsuri that avex mentioned cryptically sometime ago on their info update??? 
*continues to cry*
What if there's a T&T BANANA BOAT RIDE WITH THE FANS kind of thing???!!! 


*goes to hang self on a chili tree*
*DIESSSSSSS* 

THE PV IS SOOOO CUUUUUUTE~~~ 




I haven't grinned as wide as this in the LONGEST TIME!!! I haven't even seen the full version of the PV but I know that this will probably be the
BEST
Tackey & Tsubasa PV ever been made in the history of... Tackey & Tsubasa! *LOL*
Speaking of the PV... the wind blowing Takki's hair... WTF SCALP!!!
WTF I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH TAKIZAWA SCALP EXPOSED BEFORE!!!
OMG TAKKI YOU REALLY *DID* SHAVE ALMOST HALF YOUR HEAD OFF UNDERNEATH ALL THAT HAIR DIDN'T YOU!
All I could see is... scalp.... LOL 
(Erm... and Tsubasa's right foot! XD)
More dorky wackiness...
Sorry this came so late
It's a freakin' novel!
Takizawa! Didn't I ask you to update your Takiren but NOT SO LONG so I won't DIE
translating it
I should've known... LOL. Thanks Cyn 
Ahhhh the feeling of getting magazines at no more than the REAL JAPANESE PRICETAG!
PRICELESS
Thank god for friends who make transit pitstops at Narita Airport 
Wink Up 08/2006..... OMG
Wackier revelations of Takki's Hawaii trip!!! 
This is what happens when one is out of school for too long, and when one was in school, one almost didn't really pay attention to the subject of GEOGRAPHY
LOL!
Cynthia was listening to Tobase while she was MSN-ing with me and she suddenly said that she THOUGHT she heard Tsubasa say that they shot the Ho!SUMMER PV in a place called
SAIPAN
! So I was like, dude, where's this "Saipan" place??? And Cyn was laughing coz she only THOUGHT she heard saipan or something of the sort but didn't think the place really existed coz she wasn't really listening
And I was thinking to myself also at the time, where on earth got a place called Saipan??? 
It doesn't exist! So I turned to my other window where tsumomo is and asked her if she heard where Tsubasa said they shot the PV? And at that time I reeeally thought that "Saipan" was just something Cyn heard fleetingly...
But then momo said:
I thought he said SAIPAN?
Ehhh!?
Two people heard "Saipan" either it's some weirdo Japanese pronunciation... or it really does exist! So momo and nere went googling and wiki-ing keywords "where is saipan" and read this glob of text on wiki where we only saw the words "north of Guam"
OK, the first thing that came to my mind was thank god they weren't in Bali or I would've really jumped myself into the flames of Merapi *LOL* So after reading the Wiki page and seeing that Saipan is more of a US Military Base and ALSO... kinda like sweatshop central for the likes of Levi's and Ralph Lauren
I said to Cyn why the heck didn't they just go to Jamaica or somewhere in the Caribbeans or something you know?
And Cyn was like, ehhh!? JAMAICA IS FREAKIN' FAR FROM JAPAN YO
And Nere was like, but isn't Guam far too? It's pretty much same place as Jamaica right? Both in South America???
*DIES* 
Cyn was squealing WTF NOOOOOOOO~
Guam is somewhere in the Pacific ocean
NEARER TO JAPAN THAN JAMAICA hello?! And after much more googling of world maps etc etc, WTF IT TURNS OUT THAT IT'S RIGHT ABOVE EASTERN INDONESIA; AND NEXT TO PHILIPPINES


The funny thing was at that same time I was asking Momo too... hey Guam is in South America right? AND MOMO SAID YES!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO OKAY I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER NOW for not being the only geographically-BLIND Takitsuba fan out there!!! 

I was cracking up soooo hard because like minutes after momo said yes, Guam in South America, Cyn was screaming NO IT'S NOT!!! in my other window and then after that we found all the maps.............. 
OMG SO CLOSE TO INDONESIA!!! TAKKIIIIII!!! *grabs* (erm yeah he's no longer there in Saipan but GRABS anyway)
Momo said we could've rowed boats to Saipan or something since it's so close!!! Or maybe swim or float over
Oh Takitsuba YOU wa zurui~~~ all so secret... turns out you were so close to our part of the world down here in third world Southeast Asia 
But better Saipan than Bali, I guess... haha.
So yeah... Saipan DOES exist, and Guam IS NOT in South America!
Are you freakin' serious?! Another musical?!!! @.@ momo-chan did mention it to me few days back about the musical rumors and I just kinda went Nyeh...
and OMGWTF he's really doing ANOTHER musical again??!
Like 2 musicals in a year??? Is Takki heading for a career change??? LOL!!! Is he specializing in theater now???
Takizawa Hideaki Recital 2006So *THIS* is what he went to Las Vegas to research for!!! OMG~ I suspected a musical in the works but I really did not expect more solo activities, I really thought it was gonna be a T&T musical!
*dies*... why all the solo activities 
And tako got this e-mail from Lisa who's in Japan, saying that it's gonna be a musical about Takki's life?????? 

I'm reading about it too now in all the newspaper sites... It's about how he became who he is today, learning in Johnny's Jimusho, his journey to become an idol, all packaged in one entertainment show! Whoaaaaaa...
HOW *HUGE* IS OUR TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI? 
He has a
MUSICAL
dedicated just to tell the story of his life!!!! OMG! Is he *THAT OLD* to get a musical made about his life? But but he's only 24
Somehow I find it veeeeery amusing!!!! LOL! Wow, Takki wow wow wow
I'm so proud of you 

I really am!!! 
(To be honest, I swear I really honestly *DO* feel happy and proud for him, getting a musical made of your life is *WOW*! But for some reason I'm not too entirely excited for myself that I started jumping off my seat and running cold sweat about it the way Takki solocon did for me last year ^^;; I don't think I wanna go to solo activities anymore but but but this is about his life! Ahhh doushiyou~ this is monumental! *shrugs* I don't know... my head is gonna explode soon, I'm not even done figuring my shipments for the CDs and DVDs~ it's so crappy being an overseas fan, it's SO HARD! *cries*)
...now, where's that Takiren!!!!

Eeee... should I cancel my Shanghai-Hongkong-Singapore plans for this.... 
This is ridiculous, how is it that I need some kind of a rocket science method to PLAN how I should be placing my online orders?! This is damn bloody ridiculous!
THANK YOU AVEX


(One wonders if one should really be thanking them for releasing everything ON THE SAME MONTH which may result in one's instant state of sudden poverty)
BUT THANK YOU, AVEX!!!! 


*happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance happy dance*
(I'll weep about the money issue later!)
Takizawa Hideaki Arigatou 2005 Sayonara Concert DVD
Imai Tsubasa 1st Tour 23 to 24 DVD
Release date: 2006/08/16
Price: 4,095 JPY (excl tax) / 4,300 JPY (incl tax)
Bonus: Original strap (First Press only)
Preorder: CDJapan | Shinseido | Tower
And thank you aki for calling me on the phone
and squealing the news to me and kicking my butt to come online!!! (Erm I was actually online but my MSN wasn't on coz I was... secretly reading about Brandon Routh's Package of Steel
on The Defamer) 
Hmmm... [2006/07/12@10:05am]I don't know why there really isn't any other listings than these 2 places [@11:26am]CDJapan is so freakin' sloooowwww in listing Takki's DVD!!!
If I buy it from CDJapan but does that mean I'd have to WAIT until 2006/08/30 for my Ho!SUMMER CDs????
Iyadaaaaa~~~~~
But if I do two separate shippings... 

Crap... actually I'll be in Hongkong sometime during Ho!SUMMER's release... maybe I should just grab the Regular Press there, then AT LEAST I have 1 CD hmmmmm
OK I'm getting way ahead of myself... let's just keep throwing the confetti that solo concert DVDs are CONFIRMED and will be OUT SOON!!!! 


And now I'm wondering too if the CDJapan listings are First Press because there are no indication of such......
*counts budget for August*
3 CDs + 2 DVDs = 
Takizawa Hideaki where are you hiding out?! Still no Takiren!!! I DEMAND YOU UPDATE YOUR TAKIREN NOW

Oh Takki you make such such such an adorable and *tiny* superhero
But nevertheless, still a hero! Yeaaaaaah sentai ZubaRanger Takki save the world!!!
(and maybe kick Superman's ass? Or is that pushing it? XD)

Gooooo sentai ZubaRanger Takki!!! 


...and thank you for uploading, you know who you are <3333
Wow... Takki's solo REALLY is called
Taste me


What on earth kind of lyrics could one lyricist possibly write with such a whacked out title??? Unbelievable!
I'm gonna have a hard time explaining to my non-JE friends that my idol has a solo song titled "Taste me" god I can hear all the jokes already! 
Looks like Ho!SUMMER will be one very very busy (read: overplayed) song this summer
It's gonna be a theme song for some summer afternoon dorama called Gakincho ~Return Kids~ which totals 45 episodes running every Monday through Friday afternoons at 1:30pm, which means people watching TV will be listening to Ho!SUMMER for 45 days within the span of 9 weeks

AND ALSO, a theme song for baseball team, Tokyo Yakult Swallows's summer season matches too~ 

Underground mp3s are circulating ALREADY???? WTF? So fast?!
Must be coz radio requesting already started? *shrugs* I don't know how the thing works... that Usen thingy... 
Anyway... THE BACKGROUND VOCALS CRACK ME UP SOOOO MUCH!!! 

The song is sooooo WTF but I really like this song! (Erm, is there any T&T song I *DON'T* like? XD) It's WTF in a sense that it's FUNNY and CUTE!!! Hmmm maybe kinda the exact same reaction I had when I first heard Venus? I'm not really good with music genres but it's almost like... I dunno, rock 'n roll-ish? Sort of like the kind of rock in that movie, "That Thing You Do"
My point is it's super genki, very summer~ (thanks to some swooshing beach/sea water splashing sound effects at the very beginning and very end of the song LOL)
I can just see it already... T&T in Hawaiian print shirts, running on the beach, throwing beach balls, kicking sand, or maybe surfing and *GASP*... you think? You think they put girls in bikinis in the PV??? *DOUBLE GASP* 

But yeah back to the background vocals... LOLOLOL that whole
Ho summer~ ho ho summer~
SERIOUSLY just CRACKS . ME . UP !!!!!! 
Cute song though~
Anyway, here's a sample of Ho! SUMMER~
I cut a part of it out and saved it in a bitrate good enough to hear, but shitty enough so people who like it will STILL BUY THE CD
coz the bitrate is so shitty LOL! Yeah yeah I know, this might be a lost cause but STILL!!!!! BUY THE CD!!!!!!! 
BUY THE CD!!! 





RAWR! 



And of course, big big biiiiiig thanks to the friend in Japan~ 
何時も私たちの事を覚えてのはありがとうございました!
Whoa His Royal Otaku-ness made it to the newspapers
BIG BIG SIZED IMAGE TOO!!! The title of the article was so cute! "PRORESU DAISUKI ZUBARI MITA-WA YO!" lolll not zubari IU wa yo but MITA wa yo LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA~~~

Ahhh sorry this is the best one I could find at the moment, ooooh yeah baby tanned Takki looks chou kakkoii doesn't he??
(Wow, he's actually THE SAME SKINCOLOR TONE as that pro-wrestler dude!!!! HAHAHAH usually Takki is soooo whiiiteeee~ XD) He's wearing his glasses too! Adds a super hot dorky touch, doesn't it? Speaking of which... he wears his glasses a lot to non-promotional events ne...? Like I think ever since last year he went to the Shounentai Playzone, and then when he went to Tsubacon... he just wears his glasses a lot these days! Not that I mind! XDDDDDD He's also wearing some kind of a black/grey leather-like vest over a white sleeveless t-shirt
(in which the vest reportedly came off when the match started---isn't this such an irrelevant information??? XD) and posing with a pro-wrestler AAAAAAA he must be so happy and exxxxcited to be there, after all he's SUCH A PRO-WRESTLING FAN!!!!
I read reports that a lot of pro-wrestling fans were all really excited to see Takki there too, they were all like "Look look it's Takki!"
and some guys were snapping photos of Takki from nearby and stuff
Ahhhhh so awesome that the pro-wrestling fans know that Takki is such a pro-wrestling freak too! He's just like one of them! 
You know how I find it quite amusing that Takki going to a pro-wrestling match is actually some kind of a NEWSWORTHY event worth a whole newspaper article/story in Japan. Last weekend I think, I was showing aki an actual Nikkansports article online that only pretty much has uh... 5 sentences in the whole article? And the whole story is only about Takki is a pro-wrestling fan and he's attending the match on July 3 and HE BOUGHT HIS OWN TICKETS! *DIES* That made an article in the pro-wrestling news section LOL. I love how his love for pro-wrestling is categorized in "PRO-WRESTLING NEWS" not "ENTERTAINMENT NEWS" 
Oh I also read that Takki was sitting next to an NHK producer, I think he produced Yoshitsune too... Suwabe Akio I think that's his name. And the Takki fan who went to the match said that she saw Suwabe-san repetitively bought some Pocari Sweat and handed it to Takki~ awwwww how nice of Producer-san 
Takki, I'm glad you could find time to relax and enjoy some free time by doing something you really really like, going to a pro-wrestling match
Now will you please update your Takiren and just rave to no end about how much you love love love love love love pro-wrestling???! PWETTY PWEASE?
With cherry on top?
Although... erm... not too long or I'll die just translating it heeh
LOL, our dear pro-wrestling otaku boy got invited to a match on 2006/07/03 at the Tokyo Ota Gymnasium. The match starts at 18:30 pm and Takki had confirmed attendance.
That's it? That's all he's doing? Sit by the ring as audience??? LOL! I came across some people talking about Takki and some pro-wrestling match so I rampaged google and found the news on the All Japan Pro-Wrestling Association website and here at first I thought he was gonna participate or something, but apparently he's just attending! And it got it's own news page in the news section of the website!!!! LOL! To announce that TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI is coming to the match! (so roll out the red carpets all you pro-wrestlers!!!)
That's kinda cool in a way you know... Takki loves pro-wrestling so much, he must be super psyched to be invited by the association and to have his attendance announced and the news acknowledged him to be a major pro-wrestling fan too!
So yeah, if he brings Tsubasa, it'll be the real McCoy TACKEY & TSUBASA at a pro-wrestling match this time, not some bogus ass T&T sighting hahaha XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AUGUST???!!!! IT'S ONLY GONNA RELEASE IN FREAKIN' AUGUST?????? So I'm supposed to collect more dust until then??? *CRIES* 
But OMG what a fresh breath of air I found when I open my e-mail JUST NOW!
OMG seriously it's GOOD to feel *THIS* EXCITED AGAIN over Takitsuba as my heart had been on flatline mode for quite awhile now 


IT'S GOOD TO FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!!! 


*ROAR*
But uh..... HO! SUMMER

You're kidding right??? *LAUGHS TO DEATH* 

When the page first loaded I first thought I saw "HOT SUMMER" (which still kinda made sense right?) until like 10 seconds later I realize it's not "HOT" but "HO!"

So uh... that "Ho!" is like a hi-ho kind of "HO" or like... another kind of "HO"?
Maybe they aren't kidding with those words that follow in the brackets huh?
"Title is subject to change" Yeah, NO SHIT!
Never in my life as a Takitsuba fan that I look upon those words
"Title is subject to change" and actually REALLY DO KINDA HOPE that they DO change the title! 
So what are you waiting for T&T fans!!!!!! *kicks everyone to the pre-order page*
Currently they still only have ONE version listed though? Nah, it's NEVER gonna happen that way. I bet other versions will pop up soon enough. But enough of that.....
See what I mean? XD
THANK YOU, TACKEY & TSUBASA!
THANK YOU, AVEX*
*Erm, we're still waiting on that solocon and Enbujou DVD yo... *pokes pokes*
*PICO TAKKI!* 
*PICO AKI!*



TAKKIIIIIIIIII~~~~~
you're sooooo cuuuute!!!
....and sooooo FAST!!!!
Seriously, I'm amazed at how this idol person named Takizawa Hideaki can have SO MUCH STRENGTH and SPEED rolled up in that skinny *ahem* LEAN LOW-CALORIE limbs of his XDDDDD I was moving some stuff into my iPod which resulted me in watching some older clips and in the 2005 Hey3x when Takki arm-wrestled all the guests it's funny coz Takki is practically the SMALLEST dude amongst everyone but he has this FREAK ARM POWER and everyone was sooo surprised when they went up against him and they're all like, uwaaa TSUYOI!!!! SUGEEE YABBBBEEE AITSU! XDDDDD *guffaws* *beams* 
And OMG... I just witnessed a demonstration of how FAST his reflexes are!!! Takki!!!!
Hayai! 


WHOA! Did that tag from Touma came in such PERFECT TIMING or what

OMG suddenly our hermit Takki who doesn't even understand the airport check-in system becomes a world traveler!?
Chu
to
Today is my turn desu
These members seem very out of place when put together, but strangely it feels very natural be be around each other da yo ne
It's like crossing over the senpai-kouhai barrier na. It's very amusing, and an experience! What's more interesting is that we had individual names that aren't our real names
That's all I'll say 
Jyaー let's have Kouichi-kun announce the individual names
Kouichi-kun yoroshikuー

I came back from Las Vegas yesterday
I learned a lot there. In the afternoon we were shooting and at night I saw lots of different Shows
I got lots of inspiration 
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKKI *WHACK WHACK WHACK* I FEEL DUPED AGAIN!!!! HE WAS IN LAS VEGAS!?!?!? OUT OF JAPAN AGAIN!!!! 

*STOMPS STOMPS STOMPS* And WHAT SHOOT??? What was he shooting??? I have no idea!!! He mentioned it in the word 「撮影」 which means shoot but they have often used the same word for both PHOTOSHOOT
and/or FILM SHOOT
so I have no idea what he was working on other than what it seems to be looking for INSPIRATION???
Ano... wasn't Tsubasa looking for inspiration in stageplays and musicals???? WHY ARE BOTH OF THEM WATCHING STRIP SHOWS AND/OR MUSICALS TO FIND INSPIRATION???!!! OMG I dare not say this but aki and I were joking about it previously and we're like... nahhhhh~~~~
But now... Hmmmmmmmm... the only thing that pops straight into my mind is........ ----T&T MUSICAL---- but BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA it's just sounds sooooooo.... "WTF?" 
That can't be it right??? 

And seriously, the J-web tag is sooo cryptic... the part I italicized... I'm not quite sure if THAT's what he meant... Cynthia read all the J-web tags and she says Takki's and Atsuhiro Sato's still made no sense!!!
*thud*...... Cyn said that he's saying that the names that's been listed/mentioned so far by the rest of the J-web tags wasn't everyone YET... so there's more people involved in this little JE party? WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS PARTY???? LOL!!! So many JE boys in one place... that is so... so......
I bet there were lots of 




involved LOLOLOL...
OHHHH WE GET IT NOW THANK YOU KOICHI-KUN!!!!!! XDDDD So yeah Cyn said Koichi updated his J-web last night and the "INDIVIDUAL NAMES" are some kind of "nicknames" assigned to each of them, and these nicknames are more like COLORS and not names. OK, let me backtrace again, just read Touma's J-web emails. He mentioned that they decided to playfully give a "NAME" to this little fellowship of Johnny's, kinda like a group/unit name? *DIES*.. and they call it "NO BORDER" HAHAHAHAHA!!! And the members of this NO BORDER are the 8 people who were there: Hina, Matsujun, Yamapi, Atsuhiro, Toma, Takki, Koichi, Yamaguchi. And then each member got a color, and Koichi listed out white, black, red, pink, purple, gold, blue, grey, but he won't mention who is what color! Who says TAKKI = PINK? I do! *raises hand* XDDD
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS COLOR THINGY!!! LOL!!! They wanna be Johnny Power Rangers desu ka???!!! LOL!!! Hahaha maybe Hina was the mastermind behind all this, inspired by his own 8 Rangers HAHAHA XD but dude... that's like the oddest colors for sentai rangers... GREY? GOLD??? LOL XD Erm, maybe Takki might be the GOLD one too since Atsuhiro wrote that Takki was all very kira-kira with his accessories (ah-beng style) 
Okay.... this "NO BORDER" group better not suddenly become A REAL GROUP and release a CD or something!!!!! I'll kill them if they do!!!! LOL!!!! 
And anou... how did getting lots of inspiration translates into a ROCKING HORSE icon???!!! LOL!!! *pinches Takki's cheeks* He's such a hen na ojisan! XD
OH THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!
TAKIZAWA YOU WA TELL US ALREADY WHAT YOU NAUGHTY BOYS ARE PLANNING SECRETLYYYYYYYY 

sigh... I mean if they can't tell us "WHAT" at least give us a clue as to "WHEN" this chou ayashiiiiiii secret project plan is going to take place???
Ohhhh the suspense is almost equal to watching 24 LOL wtf... which reminds me... I just got the last 12 episodes of season 5... so I better get started!
Thank god for Takizawa Hideaki and 24, they are the perfect distraction for my mind to not keep thinking back on Mia Farrow's ultimate creepiness in THE OMEN, which I just saw tonight *thud* Jya oyachumi 
Woah Cynthia just mailed me saying Touma tagged Takki in that game of J-web tag the boys had been playing!!!
So it went from Hina
Matsujun
Yamapi
Atsuhiro Sato
Touma
Takki!!!!! So I guess Takki Kuro-chan should appear again with his sunburnt red nose pretty soon...
Tonight
Tomorrow
LOL, he better not delay the flow of the ever-so-smoothly running J-web tag!!!

*taps foot impatiently*
TAKKI GOT SO DARK HIS HAIR LOOKS LIGHTER!!! 

Either that, or he got his haircolor lightened??? Can't be leh... he came to Zubari shoot right after Hawaii mah... where got time to fix his haircolor first
Why am I typing in Singlish?
*THUD*
He really *DID* get darker right? I'm not seeing things? Because usually between Takki and his woman guests in Zubari, they would be of pretty much similar shade (a whiter shade of pale, that is
) But this time... LOL! OK, the Japanese fans weren't kidding when they said "KURO~~~I!" LOL!!! 
to aki for screencapping Kuro-chan LOLOLOL 
(And from hereonafter Takizawa Hideaki shall be known as Kuro-chan!!! ...until he bleaches himself into snow white again, that is.......)
But why did his hair got lighter-colored????
DID THE CHEMICALS IN HIS HEAD KINDA HAVE A PIGMENTATION REACTION IN THE SUN???
LOL... or he did get his hair colored again into something lighter??? XDDDDD
...and he's currently M.I.A. again!
And I'm... erm... too lazy to find out where he is 
So I'm just gonna wait til he appears and tells us himself where the heck he's been!
Kuro-chan, hayaku update Takiren yo and tell us where you've been!!!!
MY BLOG CALENDAR IS SOOOO BARREN!!! IT'S FREAKIN' SAD!!!
Btw
I think the Johnny boys have been playing J-web tag around? Supposedly I *THINK*... a group of them went out drinking 


recently (including yours truly His Royal Beerness-sama, NATURALLY! Derrrr...) and that same group of drunken boys are now in the middle of a J-web corner tag. I think the group consists of Atsuhiro Sato, Takki, Kouichi, Matsujun, Hina, Yamapi, Touma, Yamaguchi Tatsuya... and currently I think the tag had gone from Hina
Matsujun
Yamapi
Atsuhiro Sato... and should go to Touma next... and Takki...... erm... soon
A friend inspired me to do this little BEFORE x AFTER comparison between Kuro-chan and before he turned into Kuro-chan LOL...


I KNEW IT!!! 

HE WAS IN HAWAII WITH KOUTAN!!!
*gets stoned to death by aki screaming URAGIRIMONOOOOOOOO* XDDDDDDDDD 
Takkiiiiii you finally updated your Takiren AFTER SO LONG!!! *WHACK WHACK WHACK* 


OMG wait!
I'm so ungratefullllll I should be thanking him oh so cosmic just this afternoon I was bawling for a Takiren update and he updated uuuuuuuu I love yoooouuuuu 




*SQUEEEEEEZEEEEEEE*
OK.. this is hilarious... lemme go read and translate BUHAHHAHAHAH... The Adventures of Takizawa, Koutan and BEER
in HAWAII
bahahhahahahaa 
...every piece of information is precious. As are these two things I learned about Takizawa Hideaki on last week's ズバリ言うわよ! 2006/05/24:
ONE 
Takizawa Hideaki's maximum scream volume is measured at 114 dB.

Erm... a person's average yell volume is about... 110 dB?
[yes, i know that this is a completely useless and insignificant information XD]
P.S.
Yo Takki... that shiny
GOLD
t-shirt you're wearing is chotto ...erm... dasai, isn't it? LOL 
TWO
.....
...HAVE YOU ALL SEEN TAKKI'S SHAVED SCALP CLOSE UP???
I completely forgot about this, a friend sent me the pics last week and OMG... the "V" that we THOUGHT was a "V" turns out NOT BEING A "V"!!!
AT ALL!!! 
How in the heck did it come off looking like a "V" in Music Station



It looks like.... a jogging race track for LICE!
(Erm, not that His Royal Pantene Hairness Healthy Scalpness Takizawa-sama would EVER have LICE!!! XDDDD)

And OMG so cute when he was asked why he did it, he replied:
*LOL*
Pro-wrestler-ish...................... 
TAKKI NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!
PRO-WRESTLER = UGLY!!! TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI = PRETTY!!! SO PRO-WRESTLER LOOK = ZENZEN DAME!!!! 



You know, previously, whenever I come across ANY pro-wrestling on TV I'd IMMEDIATELY change the channel without thinking twice, but last year I was in this "attempt to UNDERSTAND Takki's love for pro-wrestling" phase, so whenever I come across anything WWF or TNA, I'd like stay on the particular channel and just watch (with a lot of frown lines forming on my forehead
) ...and I give up. LOL. Even the most good-looking ones are fugly

Oh supposedly something quite funny also happened during the awards photo-taking session. The awardees are supposed to be all lined up together with Hashida Sugako-sensei, and took pictures together
And hello, Takki ended up sitting on the honorary seat RIGHT NEXT TO HASHIDA SUGAKO-SENSEI!
And turns out that the seat originally belonged to Watari Tetsuya (he played Kiyomori in Yoshitsune), and there was this cute little bicker when they all went onstage coz Watari was basically pushing and shoving Takki to the front seat that was originally HIS!!! And Takki was all like embarrassed and flustered and all like no no no while being pulled and shoved to the front seat and basically both of them were all like "douzo~ douzo~"-ing each other for that front seat *THUDUDUD*
But Watari totally just *SHOVED* Takki to the front and that's how Takki ended up there on the honorary seat right next to Hashida Sugako XDDDDDDDD
What makes me (and sojuqueen) wonder was why exactly Watari-san insisted that Takki sat at the front
Either Watari-san really acknowledged Takki's achievements as an actor and performer
....or *LOL* he was doing it to indulge an old woman on her birthday of her HUGE CRUSH OVER TAKKI? LOL XD Oh, Watari-san also shoved boobs Yonekura Ryoko to sit next to Takki! Hmmmmmm..... HMMMMMMMMM.... 
Cute~
Tadaima 
Ooooh that sneaky sneaky jiji WAS in Hawaii!!!!!! 

And may I please clarify
ON THE RECORD
that I really WAS in Singapore and NOT dressed up in some tropical bush/coconut tree costume stalking the beaches of Waikiki for some Takizawa tamago action
(although it is something I would very much like to do!
) And yes, I *DO* have several ALIBIs in Singapore LOL XD Unless they'd rather see me go down with a stalker image 
So Rudolph I mean Takki (with his red sun-kissed nose) told this at his Zubari recording on Friday, he just came back from Hawaii, in which he spent the trip with a MYSTERY MALE FRIEND (*cough cough* Koutan Koutan Koutan
) LOL! Please ignore my speculation, I really have NO IDEA!!! XD
But oh Takki, I'm so glad you FINALLY got your long-awated-well-deserved vacation!!!
You've worked soooooo hard for your fans, you totally deserve it! How long has he been working straight? Since prepping for Dream Boy at end of 2003??? Let's see, then he goes into Dream Boy, then Harucon 2004, then Dream Boy Osaka, then he starts his Yoshitsune training, then Thai 2004 Con, then into Yoshitsune shooting which went on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and then he juggled Go!Con preparations AND Satomi Hakkenden shooting in between Yoshitsune shooting, and right after he wrapped up Yoshitsune & Satomi Hakkenden shoot, he goes directly into preparing for Takizawa Enbujou, and PERFORMING it for two consecutive full months, while also recording and promoting Venus in between, AND regularly shooting Zubari iu wa yo!
OMG *HOSH HOSH HOSH*
I feel tired even just listing them out!!! 
So yes, Takki, you totally deserved the vacation
Okaeri nasai!!!
P.S.
Should we start prepping our bank accounts for a summer single/album and an autumn concert? XD
Damn Wink Up is gonna make my lasik procedure go to waste thanks to their INCREDIBLY TINY FONTS!!!!
At least they don't do yellow on white or white on pink anymore but STILL!!! 


Reading this passage in Wink Up June makes me wonder... if he's cooking up any holiday/travel plans right now? 
More awards for Takki!
Last night he attended the 14th Hashida Awards, which was held by the Hashida Culture Foundation established by Hashida Sugako (she was also in Haru to Natsu with Mori Mitsuko)
And Takki was awarded for his lead role in last year's Yoshitsune
Among others awarded also: Wataru Tetsuya (he was the dude who played Kiyomori in Yoshitsune), Nakama Yukie, Konekura Ryoko (she was in Haru to Natsu). I THINK
he's the youngest star awarded again??? I THINK..... 
One comment I found quite funny was from Hashida Sugako herself, she's like this 81 yrs old obaachan and she seemed very excited and happy to have been able to meet Takki... and OMG hold on!
IT WAS ON HER BIRTHDAY TOO!!!! Dude, what's up with obaachans in Japan getting TAKKI for their birthday presents?
Does that mean we can only get Takki when we turn obaachans of Kazuchan and Hashida Sugako's age???
But then... Takki will be an ojiichan too!!
*DIES*
Anyway yeah, Hashida Sugako said she's like damn excited and happy coz it's her first time meeting real life Takki!!!!
She said she always wanted to meet him, but of course, she quickly corrected that it definitely wasn't the reason why Takki was given an award! LOL!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! OMG wouldn't it be funny if it was true? XD Hashida Sugako saying I want to meet that Takizawa Hideaki in person! Give him an award so he'll attend and that way I can meet him!!!
LOL.
Okay, someone should tell Nakai since he was complaining about being an okaachan generation idol, that his KOUHAI got it worse than him!
Being an OBAACHAN GENERATION IDOL that is! Hahahah! 
NikkanSports
Sanspo
Sponichi
Daily Sports
Zakzakmomochan told me that winning this award also comes with a 1 million Japanese yen prize!!!!
Wow man, seriously??? If it's true means Takki can go take that coveted vacation to Los Angeles and buy all the Mickey & Minnie mouse dolls he could ever want in the Anaheim Disneyland HAHAHAHAHAA! 

@ 2006/05/12 10:28am
Ooooh I just got an e-mail from my friend in Japan, she says it's true that each of the people awarded in the Hashida Awards gets freakin ONE MILLION JAPANESE YEN holy sheeeet OMG!!!! Bonnie-chan OMG YEAH *DIES*.... he'll probably spend it all on BEEEEEEERRR 




AGAIN!!!! LOLOLOL!!! ...either that or he'll probably spend half of his fortune fattening his junior kouhais the way he fattened Yokoyama Yuu during Enbujou XDDDD
This is what happens when a workaholic goes out of job..... observe
(And Cyn, thanks for the icons!!!!!!
)



What have you been doing lately? I've been drinking in the afternoon, drinking at night, whenever I'm conscious I drink
But I do it slowly yo
Aaー I want to eat ramen
Aaー I want oshibori (wet hand towel???)
Aーaーaーaーaーaーi u e o 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
Alright, who's been slipping some bad crack in Takki's drink lately? That got him to carve that "V for Venus" on the side of his head?
Then again, at the amount he seems to be drinking 







......maybe he's just plain drunk. He's probably drunk when he got the haircut, and he's probably drunk when he wrote this Takiren 

BAHAHAHAHAHA! When he's awake, he's drunk XD
Drunk Takki on crack... it's good to have you back!
*SQUISH*

OH MY, WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE MY DEAR! 
I can't concentrate!!! I keep seeing BIG EAR popping at my face!! Hahahaaaa!!! It's kinda cute though!
LOL! It's starting to grow on me! (Erm, WHAT PART OF TAKKI EXACTLY DOES NOT GROW ON ME?) 
And did he CARVE a "V" into the side of his scalp???? Did Tsubasa just drag him to watch V for Vendetta now that they're both unemployed? (read: have time to do useless everyday things like going to the movies XD)
Come on Takki! NATALIE PORTMAN HAD THE GUTS TO DO IT! I DARE YOU TO DO IT TOO!!!! 
Okaaaaaaay, just about an hour ago Cyn mailed me she's at some restaurant and PARA PARA VENUS is playing!!!! Then I went to the Music Station website thinking masaka its two days before and they still don't know what T&T is gonna sing??? And apparently they do know!
(well, they didn't this afternoon LOL) They FINALLY updated their 5/5 lineup with T&T and it says...
*jyan jyan jyan*... 
VENUS!

Cyn, it's totally an omen! LOL! 
Yes, Venus again ...*DEFLATES*... not Michi, not any other song *DEFLATES FLAT ON THE GROUND*; *GETS PEELED OFF BY A TWEEZER*; Ah I bet it's that whacked out
PARA PARA VENUS
OK since they're gonna do VENUS then it BETTER BE the para para Venus

(Pardon me being all bossy and crap, too much Grey's Anatomy got THE NAZI rubbing off on me XD) I guess it should be entertaining since we've never seen it full length before
should gives us something to do in the next few days...
...learn how to para para Venus
Okaeri dork Takki~ 

Cyn arigachuuuuu 

After it's finished my body just feels so worn out da yo ne
During the time when it first started, I was like, I'm gonna do it until my body breaks
I'm gonna do it until can't move anymore
So it's OK desu
Plus, it also went as planned
I was walking around my house, and while I was resting I was all acting like a pro-wrestler and I think I was kakkoii yo
Baka desho
N...





I'm good with lies aren't I KORYAー

Who wants to bet their life's fortune
that he isn't lying?
Yeaaaah Takki I bet thats what you do when you're alone in the house...
fu fu fu... dress up and pose in front of the mirror as a pro-wrestler...
...or "THAT WOMAN" 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh T&T will be on Music Station this coming Friday (May 5)

OK that's weird... suddenly Music Station...
I think that even the MS people still have no idea what they're gonna sing? They're not listed on the lineup yet but mentioned for sure on the MS blog, and listed to be scheduled for MS on the T&T official site, so I guess they definitely will be on TV again! 
Hmmmmmmmm I wonder what's the sudden occasion? Could it be a con is coming soon? Album? Single? What what what whaaaaaaaat! Actually, they do have 「道」Michi
I almost forgot! 
...........they better be singing Michi and NOT that para para Venus ok
I wanna hear the full version of the song that makes T&T sound like 6 people instead of 2 haha
Eeeeeehhhh...???? Read in the newspaper articles published today that Takki had received an offer from LAS VEGAS????? Sanspo and Daily Sports both mentioned it, although Sanspo is the one which laid it out word per word:「米ラスベガスからオファーが届いたほど」
TO DO WHAT??? 



MUSICAL?????
IN LAS VEGAS????? 
I know that in Top Stage Takki mentioned that Johnny-san DID toss him a choice between doing Enbujou or a show in Las Vegas, and Takki chose Enbujou instead......... but VEGAS??? OH SHOCK... OH BERY SHOCK!!! I didn't think it would happen... well, at least not in another few light years or something! LOL! Although... OMG if this Takki thing is gonna happen in Vegas.... I finally get an excuse to go and also visit tako!!!!!!!!!!!
And like my best friend in Chicago keeps nagging for me to take a month vacation and bum in the States.... WTF? LOL! ONE MONTH! Yeaaaah right XD I wish. But TAKIZAWA ENBUJOU IN VEGAS!!!
TAKOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *SCREECH!*
It's got to be musical right (if not Enbujou)?
In Daily Sports they actually kinda mentioned about bringing Takizawa Enbujou overseas, but they also said they would still also cater the demand in Japan. So I guess if Vegas happens, there will still be Enbujou in Japan next year? Niiiiiice!!!
OMG we really might have an American Takizawa Enbujou next year XD WTF didn't I just say I was gonna go home?


Reference:
Nikkansports
Sanspo
Daily Sports
I swiped this off aki's blog... LOL!!!! Her results are super hilarious!
(and her reactions to her results are even more hilarious LOLOLOLOL!) So I tried it on myself and seriously... WTF?!!! That website is WHACKED OUT!
Basically you register, upload a photo of yourself and get results generated from their software on which celebrities of the world that your face resembles the most...
Why do I think their face recognition software is whacked out?
Because MY RESULTS range from Sammi Cheng to Christy Turlington to Kelly Clarkson to Jet Li ... to NOTORIOUS B.I.G.!!!!!! 

I finally uploaded more photos and narrowed it down to few celebs that occur the most, but one of them is still alarming. I got celebs who keep popping up in every photo, and they are: Sammi Cheng, Kelly Clarkson, Zhang Ziyi, and... JET LI!!!! WTF! NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED THAT I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN JET LI!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! So I guess if you picture those four people's faces and then MENTALLY MERGE their faces in your head and apparently you get...... me? XD
While the website boasts having the LARGEST CELEBRITY DATABASE (or something in the lines of that...), apparently they think that Takizawa Hideaki looks like....... everyone else BUT Takizawa Hideaki! 
*thud*
TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI YOU FINALLY UPDATED! YOU FINALLY REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE A J-WEB CORNER! YOU FINALLY REMEMBER YOU HAVE YOUR CULT MEMBERS WAITING AND PINING FOR YOU!!! *CRIES* 

First of all, thank you so much to everyone who came to "Takizawa Enbujou"
Also, thank you to all of you who came to show your support
Although a lot of things happened, but we've managed to reach the senshuuraku (last day) to the closing of the curtains
Iya~ it's been such an amazing experience and a castle full of memories yo
When the fire occured for a moment I was wondering what's going to happen, but because of everyone's support, and the staff as well as the actors we're able to overcome it
Every single member of Enbujou is important and indispensible yo
Everyone, I'm really sorry to have worried you ne! And also thank you
But I'd really like this experience to be remembered of as a good memory
This time around it's especially hard and tough physically na
I've been told many times, because you're young you're able to do it, but the truth is it has nothing to do with it ne
Hontou ni arigatou, and also sayonara for now 







Arigatou Enbujou 



Awwwww...
Arigatou to you too Takki, for bringing such a magnificent, fine Japanese art to all of us. And I'm sorry I couldn't go to support your precious Enbujou, but that doesn't mean I love you any less, just means I HAVE NO MONEY!!!!!!! 
Sigh... actually I do have money, but I just need to replenish it a little bit more for the time being, and trying to stay grounded and realistic. Anyway...
I guess with Enbujou done now it'll be doki doki days anticipating any EXPLODING BOMBS 
...of concert announcements, that is
滝沢座長、お疲れさまでした! 
OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG THEY WILL STAGE TAKIZAWA ENBUJOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR OMGOMGOMGOMG I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS KYAAAAAAA
Matchy-san came to the night show and he went onstage and announced it himself OMG God had answered my prayers
OMG THANK YOU GOD!!!! I keep telling myself that it's okay that I sacrificed Enbujou this year for a Takitsuba con because I keep convincing myself that there's this huge big possibility of it being staged again next year, since Johnny did mention in the beginning that he wants to make Enbujou like a yearly thing... sort of like SHOCK!!!!! YAY!!! THANK YOU JOHNNY-SAN!!!
(for once, I actually LOVE Johnny-san for this!)
Otsukarechan Takki, otsukarechan Yoko, Ohkura, A.B.C., Ya-ya-yah and everyone of Takizawa Enbujou!!!!!!
TAKKIIIIIIII UPDATE YOUR TAKIREN!!! UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATEEEEEE XD XD XD 
PEOPLE, WE NEED TO BOMBARD REQUESTS TO AVEX FOR A TAKIZAWA ENBUJOU DVD!!!!!!!!!! 

DVD CAMERAS
WERE PRESENT AT YESTERDAY'S SHOW BUT NO ANNOUNCEMENTS OF DVD RELEASE WAS MADE!!! SO YOU NEED TO VOICE OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO AVEX!!! SEND YOUR E-MAILS THROUGH THE MESSAGING FEATURE ON THIS PAGE!!!! DOESN'T MATTER WHAT LANGUAGE YOU WRITE. AS LONG AS IT HAS THE WORDS "PLEASE", "RELEASE", "TAKIZAWA ENBUJOU", and "DVD" THEY'LL GET THE IDEA!!!! IF NO REQUESTS ARE MADE THEN AVEX WILL JUST PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT RELEASE IT SO IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SENDS REQUESTS! 

MULTIPLE REQUESTS! USE DIFFERENT COMPUTERS!!! FAKE NAMES! WHATEVER! LOL!!! DO NOT LET THAT PRECIOUS FOOTAGE RECORDED BY YESTERDAY'S DVD CAMERAS AT THE VENUE GO TO WASTE!!!
DVD
MUST COME TO US!!!! GANFAMMIIIII TAKKI FANS!!!!! 

OK lemme go hop in the shower... I just got home! 
NIIIIIICE~~~~ Takki kinda hinted of a concert too!!! He said something about getting off from Enbujou stage and going straight to a concert hall! OMG... WHEN!!!? Natsucon? Akicon??? *SHAKES TAKKI*
Oh I also read in the afternoon show he actually came out for like some 2nd or 3rd encore dressed in a black BATHROBE!!! @v@ And he jokingly apologized for his "inappropriate appearance" or something BAHAHHAHAA! So cute!!! TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!!! XD
And there's a 2nd encore today and he sang LOVE SPIRAL too. Oh and Matchy-san said something about having such an amazing kouhai (Takki) too... ahhh so proud of our Takki!!!!!!!
OMG TAKIREN!!!!
TAKKI <33333
Wow 15 minutes to the last last last LAST show of Takizawa Enbujou
And wow... sooooo many GUESTS came to the castle during yesterday's shows 
In the afternoon shows, fans spotted Tsubasa, and also Hosoki Kazuko. (They didn't come together, btw, they just happen to come to the same show)
The night shows, there was Ohno and Aiba of Arashi, who came together with Mitsuko Mori. They sat together on the 1st row of the 2nd floor balcony. BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE!
Higashiyama Noriyuki came too, dunno if they all came together with him? Makes me wonder... do they have to ballot for tickets? LOL! 
Soooo cuuuuute~~~~ fans said that Takki announced Tsubasa's presence. He said: "Ah, isn't that Imai Tsubasa-kun? Irasshaimase, irasshaimase, irasshaimaseeeee~~~" 


and the fans said Takki looked sooooooo nikoniko happy when he announced Tsubasa's presence!!!
Awwwwww~
Tsubasa responded to Takki by giving Takki the Venus hand sign
So cute! I'm not sure where Tsubasa sat, but fans who got a clear view of him said Tsubasa was dressed in black, and funny how those fans had to mention that Tsubasa's so slim and slender and his legs were soooooo long!!! LOL XD Then Tsubasa joined Takki onstage to sing and dance Venus together
Awwwww~~~~~~
OMG. HALT! 
SOMEONE SAID THEY SAW DVD CAMERAS
YESTERDAY!
...but no talk from Takki about whether or not they were going to release it in DVD!!! Ahhhhh but at least there are DVD cameras!!! Means they have it recorded and they could release it as DVD
if they wanted to!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 


OK PEOPLE, KEEP FLOODING YOUR REQUESTS TO AVEX!!!!
OMG... I just realized... the formula to DVD cameras in Takki events goes like this:
IMAI TSUBASA PRESENT = DVD CAMERAS PRESENT
If you see, Tsubasa was in the Dream Boy DVD, which means they recorded the day Tsubasa came. Takkicon, DVD cameras present only on the show that Tsubasa came to watch in Yokohama. And now, Tsubasa came to Enbujou, and DVD cameras came too!!!! LOL!!!! TAKKI'S DVD CAMERAS ARE STALKING TSUBASA!!!! 



LOL!!!!
Thank you for coming to Enbujou ne Tsubasa-kun!
If you didn't make it then we'd probably end up with no DVD! LOL!!!!
OK, I'm less sad now... I've been quite sad over the past few weeks coz haven't heard any indications of DVD cameras at Enbujou, but I'm feeling soooo much better now!
This is too cute and funny and I really have no idea what exactly they were doing
Is it some kind of a kiddy dance
coz that midget dude is supposed to be the "son" to Takki-papa and Teppei-mama AGAIN!
I *STILL* don't get the whole PAPA-MAMA corner thingy but hell, if we get to see hot glasses Takki every week then I ain't asking no questions!!! I just hope they record few episodes in bulk else I feel EXTREMELY SORRY for Teppei for having to be made up into such a hideous looking DRAG every single week nyahahahahaa~ And dude... that "little" dude made Takki look soooooo tall.....
Oops... I forgot Takki is sensitive about his height! 
I tried re-uploading and FAILED MISERABLY THREE TIMES.... Yousendit, Savefile... you name it! I GIVE UP!!!! *sigh*.... this country (or maybe just my office) is really the pithole of internet connections
This is the best I can do.... animated gif! 
LOL... Mabo-san... you just said you wanted to see Takki doing something weird right? LOL!!! XD
Eun Hye-chan, hontou ni domo arigatou!
I'M SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREDDDDDDDD 
bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains bored out of my brains 




kill me already!!! 
4 more days to Enbujou... where did April go?!!!
Takkiiiii only 4 more daysssss!!!!
Whatta crazy 2 months huh? 
And it's chotto alarming at how much money I managed to burn WITHOUT having to go to Enbujou... 
What's next? Con? Drama? Movie? TV show? CD? I heard a rumor from a friend previously that they're gonna release something in June? I seriously have noooooo idea where that came from but yoooo I'll take any CD!!!!
Uwaaaaa Takki, oshiete!
WILL YOU PLEASE UPDATE YOUR TAKIREN ALREADY 
it's been almost a month!!!! WE NEED OUR SOUL FOOD!!!!!
(...more like, I need something to do when I got nothing to do at work) 
OK that's just the wagamama side of me talking
I'm not a demanding fan...
wait, I think I am. So yeah... TAKKIIIIII PLEASE UPDATE YOUR TAKIREN!!! (I need to be demanding and pushy like Yoko!) TALK TO US!!!! Or... or... or... uh... I'll go hang myself on a chili tree! *LOL* (Oh yeah that is soooo threatening)
I've been scratching my head all week wondering what this Venus event is all about, and when exactly it was going to take place on April 13 since Takki has 2 Enbujou shows today
And they only announced who could participate at 6 PM the night BEFORE...? So what's it all about? Like it's April and there's still a VENUS EVENT? LOL!
Apparently the event was held to commemorate Venus sales breaking through 
500,000 
OMG I didn't even know Venus broke 500,000 already!!! 



I'm so proud of Tackey & Tsubasa

and all of us Tackey & Tsubasa fans!!!! 
Yeaaaa ganfammi pawaaaa 
Just few days before I was actually feeling sad when I heard KAT-TUN's REAL FACE already sold more than 890,000 in just THREE FFFFING WEEKS!!!! I mean, I'm happy for KAT-TUN and I love REAL FACE to death, I really do! But sometimes can't help but feel bummed... why is it soooo hard for T&T to sell their CDs!!!!
Then I decided to not feel sad for T&T because there's really nothing wrong with T&T as a group! It's better to be pissed at Avex instead *LOL* 
Anyway... Venus event today was supposed to be a mini-live, held at Roppongi
and they were gonna do the Venus ~Eurobeat Mix~ or something... I heard that they were going to teach a new furitsuke for the Eurobeat Mix version... wakannai~ I have no idea.... NO ONE'S UPDATING OR REPORTING PROPERLY!!!
Grrrrr.... *goes home* 

WTF ARE THEY INSANE??? THEY HAD THE EVENT AT NIGHT??? AFTER ENBUJOU???!!! TAKKI YOU WA HONTOU NI ド M YOOO!!! Seriously, when I was talking to Cynthia last night, we're both like, THERE'S 2 ENBUJOU SHOWS, ARE THEY GONNA DO IT IN THE MORNING???!!! We seriously didn't think they would do it at night AFTER Enbujou because it finishes at around 9:30pm!!! And they held it at... A CLUB??? A DISCO???
And get this ok... I only found out when I googled it too... and *GASP* the URL!!! AVEX OWNS A CLUB????!!!! Cyn was screeching so THAT'S where our money spent buying 6 version Avex-released singles had been going to???? A FREAKIN' CLUB??? LOL!!! And look where they shoved Venus into!!! some freakin' PARA PARA NIGHT @ Velfarre!!! *DIIIIIESSSS*.... Erm... only in Japan they have "PARA PARA NIGHT" I guess... the clubs I go to have R&B Night, Latin Night, Ladies Night... but PARA PARA NIGHT, I NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE! LOLLLL!!!
And I read that the Venus ~Eurobeat Remix~ sounds like a club song (which I pretty much expected from the word "eurobeat")... and so they had this PARA PARA furitsuke for it I think? And seems that T&T didn't even knoooow what they were doing/dancing HAHAHAHHAA~ LOL!
OK that's insane though... you get to club with T&T??!!!
We should be so lucky
Takkiii... you must be soooo tired, poor baby! I hope he gets a lot of rest tomorrow since there's only 1 night show~ sleep the day away Takki! ...although, what are the odds he'll sleep the day away? I bet Mr.ドM will be out and about finding himself some stuff to do (or work) XD
Oh yeah... the Venus event will be on Mezamashi tomorrow~ ![]()
This is so amusing to me... when Ami and I watched the Satomi Hakkenden DVD together last weekend, we were actually gawking
at Shino's drowning scene and going all like, "damn dude... he's hot when he's drowning!"
WHAT KIND OF A REACTION IS THIS???!
(delirious fangirl reaction, I guess!) And plus his hair looks even nicer in the water too (WTF? LOL)... Inuzuka Shino should really be hired as "Awa-kuni's Herbal Essences model"! (title
Ami XDDD)
APPARENTLY... *LOL*... OMG some of the drowning scene actually isn't really ACTING!!!! 

I... I... actually laughed when I heard it! 


(Again, not your average normal human reaction...)
I mean, it's supposed to be an even more HORRIBLE THING and here I am, thinking it's amusing! LOL! He's probably struggling for dear life in the water and the staff were probably all like: "Wow that's an awesome shot!!!! Keep the film rolling!
wow he's really such a good actor yeah? He looks like he's REALLY drowning!!!" ![]()
*LOL!!!!* Poor Takki!!! So basically...

Then I suddenly remembered
there's this one time during Venus season that Takitsuba appeared in Gakkou ikou MAX? The reason I remember is because that's where Takki's super short boyish haircut first made public appearance LOL! And I only get really short cuts of it but I remembered they were watching this VTR of some swimmers, and when they returned to the studio guests, Takki said, "I also can't swim desu~"
And Sakamoto replied, "Ah, me too! We're the same ne!" WTF????????!!!! LOL!!!! I hope they're both KIDDING about not being able to swim!!!
LOLOLOL!!! Suddenly Inukai Genpachi's lines in Satomi Hakkenden just got funnier!!! In Kobungo's house, when Shino just came about to consciousness, Genpachi said, "Omae~ oyogenai ka?" (You~ can't swim is it?) *LOOOOL whacking the floor laughing*
Hmmm... is that why in the calendar he has a drowning shot too??????
OMG all the pieces are starting to come together!!!! HAR HAR HAR... LOL... I'm kidding. I have no idea if he really can't swim, or he can kinda sorta swim but not really? I think maaaaybe it's the latter? He probably swims like a puppy? LOL XD
*hides*
And theeen Takki adds the cherry on top
by saying that he's an "M" type of person!!!
And not just any M, but ドM!!!
Wait, didn't few years back he claimed he's an S? How does one switch completely around from S to M??? (Although it's not so hard to pinpoint the signs!!!)
Dude... I think it's true! He *WAS* an S-type (at the 2002 Shokura Gakuen dorama making he was such a KIBISHIIIIIII director!!!!
) and now... he really *IS* an M type (because he's such a workaholic and he overworks himself and yet HE ENJOYS BEING OVERWORKED and seeks no rest--- and that includes taking the risk of potentially DROWNING despite that he knew he can't really swim?) ...while his fans are definitely the S-types~ (laughing at his mishaps) hahaaa
Okay maybe that's just me ...and Cathy
asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm I don't even know where to start on this!!!
I seriously have no idea whatsoever of this when I was saying that the only woman I'll gladly give Takki away to is Hosoki Kazuko
*DIES*
I spoke too soon! 
momo-chan & Eun Hye-chan....
hontou ni arigachuuuuu~!!!
I was kinda worried last week when I heard Takki was on FRIDAY, it's that stupid gossip magazine that publishes all the juiciest gossips, but apparently, even all his gossips are good ones HAHA
I don't have the magazine but I was told that supposedly he bought a 300-million yen home
for his family
*sniff* 

It's so heartwarming 
I keep forgetting to tell you guys too... hahahaha last week Ohkura of K8 wrote the funniest crap about Onnagata Takki on the Enbujou J-web BBS!!!!
He said that Takki keeps messing his lines and it's fun to like kinda wait for Takki to mess up his lines... it's like, Oh oh here it comes... Takki's first mess-up of the day! HAHAHAHAHA *WHACKS OHKURA* 
And the funniest thing is, Ohkura says that even JOHNNY-SAN would be laughing at Takki, like, Oh today Takki also messed his lines again ne? so casually like he talks about the weather
BAHAHAHAHA TAKKI YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR THAT AREN'T YOU? 
I'm a little suspicious at Ohkura now *LOL*..... especially of his TASTE IN WOMEN coz apparently he FELL IN LOVE
with "THAT WOMAN" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He said like, he wants to be all charming
and ask "THAT WOMAN" to go out with him on a date LOOOOLLLL~~~~~ 『付き合ってくれ』 *DIESSSSSSSSSSSSS* and then he says stuff jokingly about wanting to PULL OFF "THAT WOMAN" OBI!!!!! OMG WHAAAAACK OHKURAAAAAA LOOOOLLLL!!! BAD BAD PERVY BOYYYY STAY AWAY FROM "THAT WOMAN"!!!!! 
Then again... "THAT WOMAN" is pretty handy with her swords
(to fend off molesters LOOOOOL!)
Click the "read more" button.And to think that just several days before the release date I was staring at my open order page at CDJapan contemplating to CANCEL my Satomi Hakkenden DVD because it's abnormally expensive 

Remind me to kiss Ami for telling me that I should *NOT* cancel the order! LOL!

I didn't even know what comes with the First Press / Limited Edition DVD box, so if you're wondering, it actually comes with a bonus KEITAI STRAP
and the strap is in the form of the Satomi Hakkenshi's enchanted beads, it's actually kinda pretty, the crystal clear bead with the kanji character on it... I actually got Inukawa Sousuke (Satou Ryuta)'s character
Zannen... but dude... it would take quite a lot of LUCK
to be able to score Takki's character!!! Since it's like ONE random chance out of EIGHT possibilities *CRIES*... and it's not like you can buy multiple DVDs to better your chances, considering IT'S FREAKIN HELL EXPENSIVE!!!! 


The DVD comes also with this panorama folded photo booklet featuring most of the main characters (good and bad) in the dorama. It's really pretty
So yeah, if any of you wondering what the DVD comes with... it comes with those two stuff, and of course...
Behind the scenes!!!!!!! 


Yeah so I heard Takki said on his birthday Enbujou shows that he actually forgot his own birthday!!!
*FAINTS* What a very BAKAJIJI
moment! LOL!!!! I think it was after the showtime that they showed a footage on the backscreen of Takki blowing out his candles... then they showed these words on the screen too:
So it's "TACKEY & ENBUJOU" now
Since when did "Tsubasa" henshin into a kabuki theatre LMAOOOO!!!!! I read that Takki laughed at that too and he too was like, Tsubasa is a venue now?!!!
LOL!!!! Then he starts talking about how the night before, he, Yoko, Ohkura and ABC went to eat yakiniku and he completely forgot that it's gonna be his birthday soon at the struck of twelve!!! So anyway... Takki said that when it was just he and Ohkura (I guess the rest left already?) and at the struck of midnight, he got a birthday mail saying "Happy birthday!" and it was THEN that he was reminded, oh yeah! It's my birthday! 
BAKAJIJI
FORGOT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY THAT IS REALLY SO BAKAJIJI



And theeeeeen... Ohkura suddenly jumped in (while he was telling this story) and said: "I also want to get a birthday mail on midnight sharp from a taisetsu na hito naa..." 
*SHAKES OHKURA*
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE OHKURA TADAYOSHI*
WHO IS IT!!!!??? TELL US WHOOOOOO SENT THAT BIRTHDAY MAIL AT MIDNIGHT SHARPPPPP!!!! WHO IS THAT "TAISETSU NA HITO"???!!! *SHAKEEEEEEEE*
It's already midnight in Japan 
"What kind of a person is Takizawa Hideaki?"
From Takizawa Hideaki's Arigatou 2005 Sayonara solo concert pamphlet
Chapter 2, Inspiration #1: Takizawa Hideaki
Gasp! What on earth is going on?!!! Nere is writing about Yamapi's diary? Is she slowly switching from Takki to Yamapi?
There's gotta be only ONE REASON why Nere is writing of other people's J-web diaries... and that's gotta be the TAKKI ALARM 

sounding really loud
(in the form of Cynthia's e-mail LOL!)
Awwwww...
apparently Yamapi said in his diary that during the day, he went to renew his driving license and Takki went to accompany him
There was no afternoon show of Takizawa Enbujou and Takki could've used the time to pig out and
at home but he actually went to take his son out to renew his driving license, just like the dutiful father that he is LOL! 
...or I wonder if it's just a ploy to distract Takki away from all the places in town, while the entire Johnny's Jimusho goes shopping for one Takizawa Hideaki's birthday
present? 

*LOL!*
Momo-chan just told me this too... apparently Domoto Tsuyoshi of Kinki Kids also bought Takki a birthday present
and not just him, apparently all of A.B.C. did too
A Kinki fan reported that during a con, Tsuyoshi said that he ran into A.B.C. at Tokyu Hands buying a birthday present for Takki, and then I guess he decided that he should get Takki a birthday present too, and knowing Tsuyoshi *LOOOOOL*... he bought Takki a...
..... Kazu-chan mask 
*FALLS OFF CHAIR ROFL*
I can only imagine Takki's signature *THUD* when he opens Tsuyoshi's present! 

My guess is we'll probably see it in Zubari soon?
OMG Ami just told me this thing that she heard from her friend earlier today and I'm still grinning from the sound of it!!! 
*whacks Akanishi Jin*
*whacks whacks whacks* XDDDDDDD
Whoops I was too busy catching up with my slacking off on scanning magazines that I didn't check up on his Takiren! XDDDDDD I never hated scanning more in my entire life!!!!
The next time I slack off again, please shoot me in the head as a reminder
Otsukarechan to Takki, who completed two Enbujou shows today!!!
No fire today! LITERALLY!!!
LOL! Cyn just told me that she read on the news that they really DIDN'T USE FIRE 
in today's shows!!!!! They used LIGHTS instead??? LOOOOL!!!!
Shochiku probably like gave them an ultimatum of NO MORE FIRE OR OUT YOU GO! XDDDDD Anyway, he actually updated last night before the shows today 
Well said, Takki!
Now that's why he is a TRUE ENTERTAINER who stays true to his work and art. I'm so proud of him! 
Oh, they also added 3 additional shows of Takizawa Enbujou (since they killed three shows they have to squeeze it in SOMEWHERE.....
An eye for an eye LOL!)
Reference: Johnnys-net
It's not additional days.. but they just kinda squeezed them into days that only had 1 night show originally... anyway, all the best to Takizawa Enbujou

*goes back into my battle with b2evo and the website*
*piggybacks Takiren entry*
They're re-opening for business tomorrow. Takizawa Enbujou will go on and recommence starting 2006/03/25 12:00pm show. Yokatta ne~ ^^v All evaluations and repairs have finished and it's all A-OK! 
Actually I was kinda hoping they'd let him off for the rest of March.... but oh well, I guess they don't wanna be doing massive refunding of 7 days x 1400 tickets worth of money do they?
Awwwwww Takkiiiiiii please stop apologizing you're breaking our hearts! 

Such a sweetheart, isn't he? Oh, speaking of which, Cyn said that Yoko didn't exactly say things we don't already know... but he did mention that the three of them, Takki-Yoko-Ohkura, was at the Shinbashi Enbujou today despite they were not performing. Perhaps to see how things are and all that...
Anyway...
I'm sorry for causing such worry ne!!
*whacks Takki*

*counted FOUR times occurrence of the word "ganbatte" or "ganbaru" in this Takiren* 
Takkiiiiii
don't be so hard on yourself!
I was just talking to a friend earlier and she was telling me how heartbreaking
she feels over reading that some Takki fans are actually blaming Takki for the accident
I mean, I wasn't there to see it happen, but how responsible could Takki be over this incident? It was an accident! Just because he's zachou means he's responsible? He didn't exactly decide or write in the fire tricks into the Enbujou program did he? He's only performing them, putting himself at risk doing so!
And people say this......
What, did like someone see Takki actually FLUNG a firecracker down below and kaboom
set fire to the props area? This is where the CSI agents would come in very handy!
*LOL* Where are you, hot CSI Agent Nick Stokes? 
I don't know man... I just can't fathom the idea that some Takki fans actually feel that way
But maybe that's just me. I go by the ideology of ガンファンミー!
They'll announce their decision for the 2006/03/25 ichibu at the latest by 11:00am tomorrow on the Shochiku homepage. There's this webpage they set up just for announcement updates regarding Takizawa Enbujou here.
I kinda suddenly think that the fire must've been pppprrrrettty serious ne for them to take this long to decide. I mean, either there must've been quite a damage, or either Shochiku (as the theatre company) are having objections towards the use of fire whereas if they don't use it, will completely compromise the aesthetics of the play? I dunno what's going on in the castle... タッキー、教えて下さいよ! T____T 横山くん!!!
The Shochiku website updated, they didn't say much aside the cancellation of today's shows. Only profuse apologies and information that people who purchased their tickets for last night's and today's shows at the Shinbashi Enbujou can get refunds at the ticket box. And Family Club members should contact the FC directly. Other than that, they only said that they will try their best to reopen the Enbujou to recommence the shows. Didn't say when. I guess they haven't decided.
Same thing. It also says at the end 「24日は休演日で、25日以降の再開は決まっていない。」 On the 24th is an OFF DAY, no shows anyway. But whether or not Shochiku will re-open on the 25th is still undecided.
Cyn just forwarded me the J-web e-mail information about this matter too. Again, only mentioned that last night and today's shows cancelled but no further news on the shows after that. Didn't say it's still on, but didn't say it's cancelled either. I guess they're still evaluating the damages and the condition and re-evaluating safety procedures for the use of fire in the tricks or something. I guess we wait for further news now.
And last but not least...
h ttp://www.johnnys-net.jp/kouen/butai/popup_enbujo_oshirase.html
Takki's statement on J-net:
Takizawa Hideaki
Awwwwww Takki.... awwwwwww
I really can't imagine how horrible he must've felt at that moment
I feel so bad that something like this had to happen on HIS stageplay!
Hope they come up with a decision soon, and Takki... you're a Superman dakara no worries!!! ![]()
I hope the audience gives the entire cast and staff of Takizawa Enbujou a very enthusiastic standing ovation
when the show re-opens!
WHAT??!!!!! 

I came online after watching American Idol rerun all la-dee-daa and suddenly got smacked in the face by this HORRID NEWS?????
Holy shit Takizawa Enbujou caught fire 

OMGWTFFF HOW COULD SUCH A HORRIBLE THING HAPPEN TO ENBUJOUUUUU!!!!! 


Noooooooo!!!! Takkiiiiii!!!! 
OMG Takkiiiiiiiiiii----- 

your baby, Enbujou!!!!
I hope everything will turn out okay for the rest of the shows!!! Takki ganbareeee!!! Everyone in the castle too, ganbareeee!!! 
OK... I'm like staring IN SHOCK at this website:
h ttp://www.j-asia.netIt's Johnnys TAIWAN? It's official?? It translates J-web???? It has an online store????? 

OMG OH SHOCK OH VERY SHOCKKKKKKK!!!!
Does that mean Johnnys is actually finally branching out and making it a whole lot easier for overseas fans???
*cries happy tears* OMG how long has this site been up??????? 
Holy cow... they're still under heavy construction but tako and I are reading the FAQs and stuff (more like her reading coz my brain is too lazy to read traditional chinese!)
it sounds so awesomeeee~ you can set up e-mail accounts and get notification of updates and stuff? J-web updates??? This is sooooo unreal~
I don't know why but it feels soooo damn surreal! I'm still in shock that they're finally branching out with an international website... THAT HAS PHOTOS!!!! 

But dammit... won't someone please start an ENGLISH one?!!!!
that's me btw, one blurry eye *LOL* Yes, ohisashiburi Takki, and thank you for waiting to update your Takiren until my eye is all well and ready to read your words again!
Thanks Cyn!!! 


Genki??
Iyaー it's so taihen this time da ne
Aside from physical tasks there's also a lot of acrobatic tricks so timing is so hard
If I miss the timing by just even a little bit it could result in a serious injury ne
People who haven't come definitely must come to see neー jyaー I'm gonna eat
Itadakimaーsu 
Fuuuu---
that's kinda scary, isn't it? 
Yikes... time flies~ only 8 days to Takki's birthday! And my eye is still blurry!
Hmmm speaking of blurry eye... I was telling ryo-chan the other day that since Takki is a big big blur himself, he should get LASIK, then ryo-chan totally reminded me of the fact that Takki endorses AMO and it would be very weird if he got LASIK and he still endorses contact lens solutions LOL!!!!
I totally forgot about him endorsing AMO!
I *THINK* I'm gonna do Lasik tomorrow on my right eye
...that is, if I don't freak out at the last minute and ran out of the clinic kicking and screaming 

So... might not be able to return online... hmmm I guess I could come online but I might get a lot of bickerings from my paranoid mom who's probably gonna think that my eye has to be resting 90% of the day 
So see ya in a few days.......?
Or maybe less? Or longer? I dunno 
Oh, and as I said yesterday, the Amikora CM download:
Okie dokie, see you all around... soon!
aki-chan, you know where to find me ne 

WTF THE TAKKI MEAL SET AT SHINBASHI ENBUJOU IS PRICED AT 16,000 YEN???? 

O_O OK, word of advice to people goin to Enbujou..... you better smuggle in combini food in your bags!!!!! WTF that's like what... 120 USD? 140 USD? FOR ONE SET MEAL????? HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!
Wah long time no blog
am out of the country right now~ 
Is the CM out already?
I only read on Friday that he finished shooting the CM for it and suddenly it's out already on a wideshow newssss
WOW THEY MOVE REALLY FAST DON'T THEY???!!!! 
AND WHAT'S HE DOING ADVERTISING A HEALTH BEAUTY DRINK FOR WOMEN???
*DIES*

And if you're wondering what he's staring at with those BIG BIG BIG EYES of his.......
OMG he does have such big big eyes, doesn't he??? 
The first thing that came to my mind was PEEPING TOM!!!! 
Oh-kaaaay
I did not expect "THAT WOMAN" to look like that.......
Seriously, I really didn't....
*LOL!*
WTF KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?????
It starts at 6:15PM and ends at 9:45PM?????
Duuuude that's like... 3.5 HOURS!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' LONG!!!!!!!!!
And even thought it might have dragged a little bit longer than it should be since it's the first day and first show ever but the standard duration for Takizawa Enbujou was supposed to be 3 hours and 15 minutes or something
That's...... heavenly LONG to be watching Takki perform 
Agent Go and Agent Nere are now entering Stage 2 of "OPERATION ENBUJOU"... and that is FIGURING OUT HOW BIG OF A DENT OR DAMAGE 

WE HAVE TO PREPARE FOR OUR POOR WALLETS
パンフレット Pamphlet = \2,000
ポスター(2種)Poster (2) 各\800 = 2x \800 = \1,600
ポストカードセット(5種)Postcard set (5) 各\500 = 5x \500 = \2,500
ショッピングバッグ Shopping Bag = \500
GRAND TOTAL \6,600 
Reference: J-web & Johnnys-net
Thanks, Agent Go! ^^v
Sheeet dude... when Cyn listed to me the stuff, I went blur
and didn't even notice that the posters and postcards came in multiple sets, and I immediately totaled the numbers I see and only came up with \3,800 and for a moment I actually breathed a sigh of relief...
...until I realize I haven't multiplied the sets 
So \6,600 give or take (maybe less coz maybe some of the postcards or posters aren't Takki)
but that's NOT INCLUDING the damn stageplay photos yet 


...or the Johnny Shop photos 




I just saw on Johnnys-net that Endless Shock has more than 60 stageplay photos
I know that if Enbujou had about that much it won't be all Takki but 20 stageplay photos alone is already... \10,000
And if the solocon alone had like... 50 + 90++ freakin pic chas in total 

... oh bloody hell!!! 

Okane... Sayonara~~~ 
While all other normal adults are investing their money in stocks and bonds and other more profitable and liquid investments, I'm throwing all my money investing into Takizawa Hideaki's photos

Fire
is now officially my worst enemy. Ever.
OMG time really flies by sooooo fast
And tomorrow is already opening day of Takizawa Enbujou 
Takki,
We never doubt that you will always do your best in all that you do 
But please do take extra good care of your health for this coming 2 months
And remember that all your hard work is never for nothing
Because all of your fans love you and support you and appreciate every drop of your sweat that you put into your hard work!
Wish you all the best of luck and success for Takizawa Enbujou~ 
Dude... I feel like I just wrote for Hallmark or something
I've been watching "Tetsuko no heya" for like 3 days in a row already now and I CAN'T FOCUS ON LISTENING TO WHAT EXACTLY THEY WERE SAYING
Plus, the fact that Tetsuko-san talks like she just had a stroke or something is TOTALLY NOT HELPING AT ALL
Seriously though... I keep blanking out for some reason
...or maybe it was just because of this? ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ 

Duuuude...
Can I kiss the camerapeople on this show?
Every Japanese fan blog that talks about this show also mentioned how they just loooooooooooooooved how the camera keeps its view ZOOMED IN at Takki from every direction possible!!! It's sooo awesome! And he looks soooooo good too
This Takki..... in Studio Park he looked so thin and tired... and suddenly he appears here looking so good and healthy and with not-so-hollow cheeks and not-so-elongated face
Does he like... inflate and deflate? XDDDDDDD
But then again, most of the stuff talked and asked had already been talked about in the Valentine Studio Park!!!
I was all giddy when I started watching then I realized it was one of those shows again
Yada yada Yoshitsune
yada yada 13 yrs old enrolled in Jimusho coz sister liked Koichi
yada yada become Junior leader
yada yada Enbujou onnagata
yada yada pro-wrestling ambition
yada yada 



And then I heard something that got me 

*BOING*
Did I just hear the word 「結婚」(kekkon)

Actually, it was juuuuust last night Cyn and I were talking about Enbujou again ---seriously Cyn... can I Enbujou with you and like, SIT ON YOUR LAP or something???---
But anyway, yeah... when Cyn told me that in last night's Recomen, Yoko was saying how he's been getting gazillions of revisions to his script and it's like every rehearsal there's more changes that he's worried how he's actually gonna get them memorized in time, and THAT says to us that they're all still extremely confused about what this play was supposed to be
AND OMG, we're counting down only 3 MORE DAYS to opening day
Ahhh I guess we'll have to wait and see reports for opening day but in the meantime, looks like Takki is really working his cute little ass off
Ga-ga-ganbatte Takki!
And thank you Cyyynnn!!! 



And over at the castle we're not even done yet 
There's a lot of things but soon the castle will open its curtains ne
Ga-ganbarimasu 
To Atsuhiro aniki,
Thanks for inviting me to eat recently. Let's go crazy drinking againー
To Yokoyama,
Will you stop looking in the mirror while hadaka at rehearsal
Ooo--ooo---kaaaay...
I'm really not so grammatically sure about the last one 
I'm not sure if he's telling Yoko to stop staring at himself hadaka in the mirror
Or to LET'S STOP doing that, which implies that BOTH OF THEM stares at their hadaka selves in the mirror at rehearsal


(WTF?) (Suddenly I'm beginning to believe that what Dithers' mentioned yesterday MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TRUE... that Manager-san wakes him up 20 minutes before, gets there, drinks coffee, watches TV, takes a short nap--- waiting for Takki to get ready stare at himself in the mirror! HAHAHAH!!!!)
And that's ATSUHIRO SATO (from Hikaru Genji) he's referring to btw
and he is (imho) the most good looking senior Johnny's, still! XD And Takki also talked a lot about him in his most recent Popolo article interview, it's like half a page talking about him spending some time with Atsuhiro Sato, who's his Johnny senpai, going out to eat, drinking, talking like friends etc etc etc
You know, actually Takki once said that when he was a little boy he was Atsuhiro Sato's fan, and while WE fangirls go to the Johnny's Shop to buy Takki's photos, chibi Takki actually went to the Johnny's Shop to buy ATSUHIRO SATO'S PHOTOS!!!!!
*DIES*.... Niyaa~~ I like senpais who are yasashii to Takki 
And OMG Takki, talk about going into a WHINE-O-RAMA there
*pats pats*... I know, I know. Enbujou prep must be really !#$%^&*(_+|"/

but hang in there Takizawa Hideaki! YOU CAN DO IT
Soon you'll be able to party out drinking and bingeing yakiniku, driving up Toyama to eat crabs with Koutan again, going to watch pro-wrestling with Koutan again, composing music with Makoto-kun again, going for massage with........... erm, who does he usually go massage with
Speaking of which, how is Koutan doing eh? Haven't heard from him in awhile
Is he still around? I kinda miss the stories about him..... 
HANG IN THERE TAKKI!!!! 
A friend told me that Jackie Chan is in Tokyo right now
for the opening premiere of his movie THE MYTH
(in which, a lot of people keep saying that it sucked so I never wasted my
on it)
Supposedly, Takizawa Hideaki will be attending the premiere too as a guest
(since he's now friends with Jackie Chan LOL ---ahh I should be proud of him but but but...
see footnote) and most probably Takki will be presenting flowers to Jackie Chan too at the end of the screening. But I'm not sure... coz it didn't happen yet, it's still just hearsay. It's gonna take place later on today (March 2, 2006) at 18:15 JST (that's about less than 3 hours from now) at the Odaiba Cinema Mediage 
To be honest... any Jackie & Tackie get-togethers makes me very nervous. Because everytime they get together most probably means that they will talk about that supposed "new project" (I have no idea if it's happening or not) and you know how I feel about Takki going to Hollywood -.-
Hmmm... I have a feeling Jackie Chan will go see Endless Shock too. Tsubasa already started on Endless Shock. If Takki shows up to Endless Shock with Jackie Chan........... *DIES*....
*bites nails*
Nikkansports
Sponichi
Daily Sports
The last time I read anything about Takki's waking habits was about 2 years ago
That he gets his wake-up calls
from Manager-san. Apparently, things hasn't changed much in the house of Takizawa 
Manager-san would wake me on my keitai. 20 minutes before he comes to get me ne. The ringing sound ne, is Darth Vader theme song (laughs) Jyaーn jyaーn jyaーn jyaーjyaー..... like that ne. 
I'm wondering if he's actually referring to the Star Wars opening, or the ACTUAL Darth Vader theme
If you're wondering what the Star Wars theme vs Darth Vader theme sounds like, you can check it out
here
Actually in the beginning I really did thought he was just referring to the infamous Star Wars fanfare, but then I thought, hey
maybe Darth Vader really does have his own theme (d-uh)
Found that website and downloaded that midi and OMGWTFROFL YES IT'S ONE OF THE MANY FAMILIAR BGM SOUNDS OF STAR WARS BUT.....
THAT IS ONE HELLA CREEPY SONG TO WAKE UP TO!!!
こーこーこわい じゃん?
And seeing from the "verbal description" of how the song goes, it kinda does sound like he's referring to the actual Darth Vader theme instead of the Star Wars opening fanfare
Actually, I don't know. Don't listen to me *LOL*
My alarm clock is in my keitai too btw, and since I'm quite a piggy sleeper
(a snooze button is ESSENTIAL because there's no way I'll be able to drag myself up immediately after the first ring)
And I need the loudest most annoying sound to wake me up
but OH GOD PLEASE!!!! NOWHERE NEAR ANYTHING THAT CREEPY!!!
*LOL*
Takizawa, YOU変な小父さん 
Hmmm... so MANAGER-SAN picks him up every morning.......... hmmmm....