I still remember that back in May 2004 I went 

and *ROFL* upon hearing that Takki's appearing a TV program in Kansai called 「ちちんぷいぷい」 (read: chi-chin-pui-pui)
Hahah~ anyway, Takki did a VTR recording in this bangumi to promote both Satomi Hakkenden and also his solo concert but OMG dude, when he first appeared on screen, I think my morning coffee almost exploded entire out of my mouth because... erm... ok... which is better ne? Yamabushi hairdo or an EBOSHI BONNET

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA *LOL* OMG I just wanted to like grab that bonnet off his head and run as fast as I can and hide it so it won't ever find its way onto Takki's head again! LOL!!! But everytime he smiled he looked soooo kawaiiiiii in that disturbingly unsexy hat I've always loathed in Yoshitsune, except now its 100x worse coz it's got STRAPS that makes it look like a BONNET in my eyes! ROFL!!!!!
And so I'm grinning... grinning... grinning... (Can you see me grin as wide as the milkyway?)
and then suddenly came THIS question:

*DIES LAUGHING*
*WHACKS HIM 1000000x WITH MY NEW HARRY POTTER WAND!*
RIDDIKULUS! 
(turns him bald)
Erm... not that Takki is a Boggart...
OMG I'm just kidding! XD TAKKI URUSAI FANS DON'T KILL ME LOLOLOLOL~ 
Kora Takki!!!!


Excuuuuse me we are not urusai about your hairdo yo!!!! ...but we're also urusai on your WEIGHT your CLOTHES your RING your BEER DRINKING
your SMOKING
your PARTY-ING TIL 10 AM IN THE MORNING
your CONCERT
your CDs
your DVDs
your MAGAZINE SHOOTS
(does he want me to go on?) *LOL*
ウルサイ =
ラブ
Yeah I think he knows that
I love it when he talks to the media about his fans' behavior~
We love you too, Takki! 
Oh btw, this eboshi bonnet look is actually not for Yoshitsune but for Satomi Hakkenden
*DIES* 
LOL this is soooo funny~
One of the hosts' name is Sumi-san and he said that when they were recording Takki to speak the introduction, Takki NG-ed!!! *LOL* So basically he's supposed to say:
But for some reason he botched:

Kyakakkakakakaaa *ROFL* Takki Takki Takki YOU wa needs to be WHACKED coz you're soooooooo endearing even when you're making mistakes!
Ahhh I bet he's probably nervous because of the bloody bonnet!!!
Because, for one, he keeps adjusting that bonnet *LOL* And later on there's actually a section where he EXPLAINS
why exactly he's being interviewed wearing that attire HAHAHAHA~
Anyway, then they flashbacked on the time in May 2004 when Takki came to the show (this was during Dream Boy Osaka), and Takki talked about how at that time Sumi-san (the host--who is btw, a middle-aged man) called him not by "Takizawa Hideaki-san" or "Takizawa-san" but "TAKKI"
And he was soooo happy being called that~
Uh...
ehe... Takki........
One thing, I SURE HOPE THAT SUMI-SAN REALLY IS 60 YEARS OLD AND NOT LIKE.... YOUNGER
*ROFL* Hahahahaha
And then he started explaining why is he in that attire (erm... and the eboshi bonnet? LOL)
He says that it's for Satomi Hakkenden, then he starts promoting it blabla... 50th anniversary... TBS... date... time... yada yada yada... fantasy epic with lots of action etc etc and then the VTR showed us the Satoken set where he was apparently, really wearing that exact same costume
*LOL* Anyway, there was Ayase Haruka, Shoei, Oshio Manabu on the set along with a lot of other actors I'm not sure who... and then I see Takki walking around the set, and then suddenly there's this very ODD grin on his face and I kneeeewwwww that was not his usual dorky grin but more of an evil mischievous grin!!!!


タッキー何だよその顔! *LOL* 
OMG *WHAT* IS THAT FACEEEEE ALL ABOUT LMAOOOOO~~~ he grins, he walks over, peers behind a pillar and it turns out he caught sight of one of the actors DOZING OFF
at the set
I couldn't see what Takki was holding but he definitely had something and was making a face and waving whatever he's holding near that
dude's face! Buhahahahahahhahaaa dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork lovable dork dork dork dork dork dork dork 


Ah anyway... I guess if he does have to wear that strapped eboshi
at least the rest of the men in the cast are wearing it too hahahah 

There's Shoei, Oshio Manabu, and also the third frame was with Ayase Haruka and look at that! Takki's adjusting his hat again
LOL! Btw, Shoei has this really unique face structure doesn't he? For some reason he looks very caucasian to me. Hmmmm anyway, never mind not important
And ahhh... pretty pretty pretty boy Inuzuka Shino
AH BUT ME WANTS PONYTAIL SHINO! NOT BONNET SHINO!
LOL! See, I'm fussy even about his HATS!
LOL!
LOL when he's replying he sounds kinda flattered that the interviewer said his movements look really FAST for the cameras to catch, but at the same time we can see on his face that he doesn't really think that he's THAT fast! LOLOLOL~
But LOL... hahahahah~ he looks sooo flattered 
Do Japanese productions use stuntmen
Ahhh must pray for Takki's safety every night 
Uh-oh
........ someone flipped a SWITCH!!!!! 
And then I completely tuned out coz they started talking about these two wrestlers, Akebono vs Bobby? *LOL*--erm omoshirokunai~ LOL XD They were asking which one Takki thinks would win against the other and he was giving out all this analysis on their strength and technique and blah blah blah
And he came to a conclusion that erm... Bobby (what an unlikely name for a wrestler LOL) has better stamina than Akebono. Hmmm... I think Akebono is that huge guy who once posed with Takki in TV Guide (or was it TV Weekly) because he guest-appeared once in Takki's previous TV show Golden Muscle~ and Takki looked like a midget aside Akebono-san! 
Hmmmm... I wonder if "Bobby" is actually Bob Sapp
And how the heck is it that I actually KNOW who these two names are--and what they look like for that matter
I've been a Takki fan too long man... seriously......
Oh then he talks about his solo concert, because this is a Kansai TV show, so he talks about his Osaka concert
Mostly same info we already know (Ahhhh glory be being a Takki fan
) There will be about 6 of his own self-written songs, and he said there will definitely be a "Yoshitsune Corner"
Kya kya~ I'll finally get to see Yoshitsune-dono~ I wonder which Yoshitsune will he present... little green clown version (Shanaou)
Hat Yoshi
Warrior Yoshi


Or... erm..... bad hair Yoshi
(alias yamabushi mountain monk Yoshi?) LOL I'd laugh so hard if bad hair Yoshi made an appearance hahahaahaha~

*PINCH x10000* 


I love it when his eyes just scrunch and disappear when he laughs 

Soooo cute~ is his hat drooping out of place? LOL... he keeps fixing it! So cute~
LOL did the interviewer think Takki's concert is a CIRCUS
LOL... but acrobatics ne... hmmmm I thought he always do one when singing 894 ~Hakushi~, where he twirls those flaggy thingies while singing and dancing, it's reeealllyyyy cool though... I wonder if he's gonna sing 894? Uwa... he better
Ahhh I keep postponing sending off that letter to him
I'm such a procrastinator! I have this letter written out long ago but I keep forgetting to send it off nyahahaha
Ah... it's too late kana..... to get to him before his solocon? 
OK I think I've went on and on Takki squeeing long enough today... Hahahaha~ I started at around 10AM... and finished now at 4PM
*THUD*